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It's been sooooooooo long since I did one of these. I was actually 'inspired' by wandering over to PatsPulpit. This is the season to think of something funny or I shoot myself.

 

Phin dudes...let rip

 

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sneaky Bill, worried JT… hmmmm

Bill, "Listen J, not for nuthin, I have a few pictures… Pictures of you, a certain pair of ass-less fuzzy undies, a jar of marshmallow fluff, a rotweiler named “Nutterbutter”, and need I go on?…"

JT, “Alright, alright, keep it down…(mumbled through lips) Synder’s pullin the same shit, gimme a break… we’ll talk after dance practice”

Foreground, Ty Warren: “Man… I gotta shit so bad!”

"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado

08-09 No Award Winner

by NJDolphan68 on May 15, 2009 10:54 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

LMAO!

scored ZERO in draft predictions - I suck -

by Corroncho on May 15, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO!

scored ZERO in draft predictions - I suck -

by Corroncho on May 15, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW

That was the greates caption ever, I can read no more!

by jbird996 on May 15, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't top this

so I won’t try lol that’s great

Phinsider HOF C/O 2009
Winner of Four 2008/2009 Matty Awards
Matty I says, "its all fun and games until somebody goes to jail and gets raped"

by Little Nicky 21 on May 15, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

brilliant!

can you rec a response?

Larry Little and I both wore 66 in our football careers. I think that means something.

I, Tunaflipper, am LOL, all who speaketh LOL must pay tribute!

by Tunaflipper on May 15, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes! You can!

Larry Little and I both wore 66 in our football careers. I think that means something.

I, Tunaflipper, am LOL, all who speaketh LOL must pay tribute!

by Tunaflipper on May 15, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude

that is some funny &strange stuff.

by ncfinfan on May 16, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bill: “Do you mind if I put my hand on your ass while we walk back to the locker room?”

JT: Surprised “Uh Bill, we don’t do things like that on this team. Control yourself until you get back to your locker room and we won’t have any problems, OK?”

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
-Hunter S. Thompson

by Daren on May 15, 2009 11:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason (emotional): “No one’s ever..touched me..like that before.”

Bill: “That’s what she said.”

We're all goin' down to the creek tonight; it's gonna be a gas! You're comin', right?

by Dave.Phuller on May 15, 2009 11:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bill: SURPRISE PROSTATE EXAM!

JT: …this is Bruno Tonioli all over again…

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on May 15, 2009 11:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JT: Listen Bill…about last night….

Bill: We don’t talk about that any more JT….

by Ex Sniper on May 15, 2009 11:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How about..

Bill: JT you want to be in NE.. I mean think about it.. we cheat AND get away with it, imagine you knowing the other teams plays before they play them !! This would BE YOUR year !! 35 sacks !!

JT: Um.. you need help..

by MainePhinFan on May 15, 2009 12:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BB: Hey Jason smile for the camera.

JT: No problem, considering my foot is up your ass right now bitch!

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09

by rangerjae on May 15, 2009 12:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bill: We could’ve been been BFF’s? Why?

JT: You’re really not my type, plus that shirt you’ve been wearing all season smells like racoon piss, kkbai!

Participant in New CKC Record: The Fall of Duckie!!! 1325 Comments!!

by Heater OsE on May 15, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bill: Is that your Defensive player of the Year Trophy?

Jason: No, I am just happy to see you.

God is Great,
Beer is good
and people are crazy.
Phyrmun

by phyrmun on May 15, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLOL

I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
Official Leader of the Trade for Kenny Britt Bandwagon
Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.
Check it out.Front Paged - Class of 08. and 09.
Finsx-LOL-Chart by KCsince88

by finsxfactor on May 15, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm....

Bill: I can’t believe it was a one night stand…….

JT: I knew my dick would end up itching……..

Creator of the "Draft Darius Butler" truth train.

Jailbird is free to spread his wings (don't get banned X)

Visit my blog, The Blazing Yankee

by cbdolphin on May 15, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JT: you taking my tempurature?

Bill: NO.

JT: Tight… isn’t it?

by Alpha6 on May 17, 2009 11:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BB: If you thought the whole spygate and video tapes we had on the Jets were scandous… you should see my private collection I have on you…

JT: That worries me Bill…

The Patriots Suck

by k2oconnor on May 18, 2009 11:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
Official Leader of the Trade for Kenny Britt Bandwagon
Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.
Check it out.Front Paged - Class of 08. and 09.
Finsx-LOL-Chart by KCsince88

by finsxfactor on May 18, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

B: Just Dance
JT: Gonna be okay..

I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
Official Leader of the Trade for Kenny Britt Bandwagon
Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.
Check it out.Front Paged - Class of 08. and 09.
Finsx-LOL-Chart by KCsince88

by finsxfactor on May 18, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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