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No wonder we have such fairweather fans! Thanks Cote, you duche bag!

I just read this article from Greg Cote, and MAN did it leave me fuming!

http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/football/story/1043388.html

Does Mr. Cote not understand that because of that very same mindset of "WIN NOW!®" we ended up where we are in rebuilding mode? And now he wants us to "be aggressive" and throw away all that work so we can "WIN NOW!®" and then lose for the next 10 years. And then we wonder why we have such fairweather fans. See the following example:

Fairweather fan (after reading Mr. Duche's article): "Yeah man! Let's get Taylor and Boldwin, whatever it takes! Let's go to the Super Bowl this year!!! Alright!!!"

(Dolphins acquire Taylor. Dolphins also acquire Boldwin, breaking the bank and trading off picks in the process. They fall short of the Super Bowl this year. Since they're so close they keep getting aged players. The 2nd Age of Wannstedt commences. Mr. Duche then writes an article about rebuilding through the draft.)

Fairweather fan: "Aw man, this sucks! Why do we keep picking up these expensive free agents! Let's start drafting some good picks! That's the way to do it!"

Alright, I exaggerate a little, but I guess what I'm trying to say is that the Trifecta has done nothing but bring positive progress towards building this team into a long-standing contender, but noooooo, Cote wants it and he wants it RIGHT NOW! He wants to "WIN NOW!®" Nevermind that we have a young team with HUGE potential. And this feeds directly into the mindless horde of fairweather fans.

Thanks Greg Cote, for making the Trifecta's life a little bit harder you freaking duche bag! And if I ever see that guy walking on the street, I will go over and kick the crap out of him in the name of St. Parcells, St. Ireland and St. Saprano!

"WIN NOW!" is a registered trademark of Greg "The Duche Bag" Cote.

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dude that is so true
greg doesnt seem to understand is that miami values draft picks
thank goodness hes not the GM!

by ringtone17 on May 12, 2009 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

oh

yeah good teams build through the draft not rush the process

by ringtone17 on May 12, 2009 12:08 PM EDT reply actions  

idk what to say..

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by finsxfactor on May 12, 2009 12:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't take this guy serious...

This is the same man that stated in an article that we should pursue Michael Vick when he is free from prison.

by SDefee on May 12, 2009 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

LoL you said this was a stretch
Fairweather fan (after reading Mr. Duche’s article): “Yeah man! Let’s get Taylor and Boldwin, whatever it takes! Let’s go to the Super Bowl this year!!! Alright!!!”

(Dolphins acquire Taylor. Dolphins also acquire Boldwin, breaking the bank and trading off picks in the process. They fall short of the Super Bowl this year. Since they’re so close they keep getting aged players. The 2nd Age of Wannstedt commences. Mr. Duche then writes an article about rebuilding through the draft.)

Fairweather fan: “Aw man, this sucks! Why do we keep picking up these expensive free agents! Let’s start drafting some good picks! That’s the way to do it!”

unfortunately, it’s incredibly accurate. My favorite part of the article is how he shows his complete inability to understand football, when he talks about Jason Taylor (who would be a OLB here) competing with Merling and Langford (who play DE in our 3-4). At least know what defense we play Cote.. Ridiculous. This is why I don’t read the newspapers, and all the Dolphins news I get is from here, NFLN, or PFT (when he’s actually reporting and not thinking or guessing). Even with all the access and sources they have, the papers still spew garbage in an attempt for readers.

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by Little Nicky 21 on May 12, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

thats what stuck out to me, too

He loses all credibility by saying JT would be competing with Merling and Langford. Clearly, Cote is just a writer – who somehow landed a job in sports. Because he obviously lacks the necessary “football smarts” to write logically about the sport and one of the teams he is supposed to cover.

by Matty I on May 12, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

makes me mad that guys get paid to write crap

and we all toil away at this blog producing gold for free lol. Maybe it’s the CKC?

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by Little Nicky 21 on May 12, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cote used to be the Miami Heralds movie critic, fyi....lol...dead on Matty

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by Rzayo24 on May 12, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Editors note : "Douche"

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by Rzayo24 on May 12, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Cote doesn't deserve proper spelling of the insult

duche is just fine lol

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Winner of Four 2008/2009 Matty Awards
Matty I says, "its all fun and games until somebody goes to jail and gets raped"

by Little Nicky 21 on May 12, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha yea

that was driving me nuts also lmao…i was about to make a comment on the proper spelling

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-RIP John "Fumbles" Beck, you will be missed
-Dolphins Bubble > all other bubbles

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on May 12, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda agree on the Anquan Boldin aspect..

I really think someone like this would be much better then any receiver we have at the moment. But at what cost? Some times we do not get the whole scoop.. maybe the cost to get Boldin or bring back Taylor is just too much. shrugs Have faith in the FO I guess right? They did get us 11 wins last season. :)

by MainePhinFan on May 12, 2009 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

What article you guys are reading...??????????????

The artcile I read says,

“The above interpretation of the Dolphins’ 2009 reality cannot be reasonably denied because I am a dizzy waterhead who drinks my own pee and loves to rub my dirty ass across the carpet.

“Building for some undefined tomorrow remains the front office’s clear priority at the expense of removing my genitals and replacing them with large bag of wasps, which will sting my flacid prick for all eternity.”

and

“The team’s non-pursuit of a high-priced available wide receiver is another indication that I should staple my face to the ass of a bulldog that just ate White Castles, Coors Light, and a bag of corn.”

Look at the comment from Y_not:
“Greg, Your grasp of the obvious is absolutely ordinary.”
Classic!

"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado

08-09 No Award Winner

by NJDolphan68 on May 12, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

aight-- (Jersey for "Alright" :)- )

“This same line of corporate thinking indicates pretty strongly that if I ever set foot in Jersey, NJ68 and Uncle Finster, will surely peel back the skin from my face, back over my head, and blow cool air at my newly exposed nerve endings”

:)

"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado

08-09 No Award Winner

by NJDolphan68 on May 12, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude the whole damn country says aiight

lol, it not just a jersey thing lol

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-RIP John "Fumbles" Beck, you will be missed
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on May 12, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noted... and don't cover up your anger with... lols...

BTW…It was an inside joke from another thread…

but I still love you out-of-staters:)
keep it dirty, jerzey!

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Lyle Alzado

08-09 No Award Winner

by NJDolphan68 on May 12, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

NJ fo life

REPRESENT

best state in the world

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by finsxfactor on May 12, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

u mean the gayest state

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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on May 12, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

gay as in...

having or showing a merry, lively mood

then yes..

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by finsxfactor on May 12, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

no the other gay

as in fagots

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-RIP John "Fumbles" Beck, you will be missed
-Dolphins Bubble > all other bubbles

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on May 12, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats mean, rude, and unneccesary...we NJ are amazing so kindly blow it out your ass lol

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by finsxfactor on May 12, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Careful...

Don’t blow it in his ass.. he might make assumptions about our lovely garden state… Awe Garden, how pretty. I love flowers. And a nice steamy man-ass on my brow… Oh Jersey, home of the ugly bumpers.

you’re gay
now your gay
your a fag
no you are
uhun you like boys

unreal…

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Lyle Alzado

08-09 No Award Winner

by NJDolphan68 on May 12, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha u just made my point

u are the GARDEN State…doesn’t get much gayer than that

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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

its AMAZING

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by finsxfactor on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw too mean of a p.attack lol

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by finsxfactor on May 12, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matty is from the garden state....dont mess

but if we compare Florida to Jersey….well……………remember that Cards game last year? kinda like that for you guys

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by Rzayo24 on May 12, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

Florida OWNS Jersey

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-RIP John "Fumbles" Beck, you will be missed
-Dolphins Bubble > all other bubbles

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean....Jersey > Florida

We are original 13 colonies…and you floridians = super fail

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by finsxfactor on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright lets see what FL has

south beach, Disney World, Nasa, everglades, world famous beaches…just to name a few

And NJ has…………………………………………………………..
………………………………..gardens?

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-RIP John "Fumbles" Beck, you will be missed
-Dolphins Bubble > all other bubbles

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on May 13, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

well thats a given lol

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-RIP John "Fumbles" Beck, you will be missed
-Dolphins Bubble > all other bubbles

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on May 13, 2009 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree about Florida

But Jersey does have Atlantic City which I love!

BUt Chicago>Jersey

Florida=Chicago

I would love to move to FL, weather in Chicago sucks at winter and even lately

I hope I die on the field, I hope when I walk to change the pitcher, I drop dead and that's it."-Ozzie Guillen

by rangerjae on May 13, 2009 6:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed 100%

jerkoffs like Greg Cote have a hard time understanding that the elite teams in the NFL develop the players they drafted and UDFA. Just look at the difference between the Steelers and the Redskins….

The Steelers develop their players….They let a guy like Joey Porter walk because he is too old and too expensive..But guess what, they have an UDFA name James Harrison that they have been developing in there system that can step right in…By the way, I love
J-Peezy, i was just using that as an example

Then look at the Redskins….Nuff said….thanks Dan, for the 2nd round pick this year….Greg Cote obviously subscribes to the Dan Snyder approach….

Great Post

by scbrandon on May 12, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe it's just me

but do we rip on ALL the South Florida writers here? lol this is sad to me, that we have such terrible sports coverage down here. We either get the eternal ass, Armando. Or the “Al Davis of writers” Greg Cote. Or the happy-go-lucky mouthpiece Cohen lol.

Keep puttin em on blast guys, they deserve every bit of criticism lol

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by Little Nicky 21 on May 12, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Excellen, Absolutely Excellent.

I have been LMFAO in the office now all day. People keep walking by and looking in to see what the hell is so funny. I can’t stop laughing long enough to give them a friggin answer.

Finsx… nothing to say.. LOL
NJDolpan… I can hardly write this post.. you’re a crack-up dude!!!
And Little Nick.. bq. We either get the eternal ass, Armando. Or the "Al Davis of writers" Greg Cote. Or the happy-go-lucky mouthpiece Cohen .. peeeezyyyyyy!!!!!

Thanks to all of you!

by Alpha6 on May 12, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

lol it's part-time football blog

part-time comedy club

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by Little Nicky 21 on May 12, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Part-time pilot for SAW 7- ???

"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado

08-09 No Award Winner

by NJDolphan68 on May 12, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

GREG COTE CAN SUCK MY LARGE HAIRY BALLS!!!

i hate that guy lol

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-RIP John "Fumbles" Beck, you will be missed
-Dolphins Bubble > all other bubbles

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on May 12, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I usually am the man with the "ITM's"

been here im tellin u “TMI”

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by Rzayo24 on May 12, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha well played

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-RIP John "Fumbles" Beck, you will be missed
-Dolphins Bubble > all other bubbles

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on May 12, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

would u REALLY want Cote's child molesting looking ass to suck ur balls?

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7.7 40....6 wonderlic....125lbs 1 time.....quarter inch vertical.....very coachable

by Rzayo24 on May 12, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

upon further review

no lol

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-RIP John "Fumbles" Beck, you will be missed
-Dolphins Bubble > all other bubbles

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on May 12, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

get them shaved...they will appear bigger...its like a mowing the lawn scenario

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by finsxfactor on May 12, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

true story

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-RIP John "Fumbles" Beck, you will be missed
-Dolphins Bubble > all other bubbles

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on May 12, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know...we mess around in here a lot...........

but u guys just went all “testicle manicure advise” on me……

GEY~!

it is true though….and Nicky says they taste better (took me 3 minutes to type that because i was lol’in)

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by Rzayo24 on May 12, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOL

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by finsxfactor on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude...

I’m re-reading these, and it’s takin me 3 minutes to reply.

“they taste better” LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

by Alpha6 on May 13, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never go full testicle !!!

"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado

08-09 No Award Winner

by NJDolphan68 on May 13, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little AC\DC for you MiamihastheDolphins....

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure,
They’re the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls,
And she’s got big balls,
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!

by Alpha6 on May 12, 2009 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

yea i am the he in that song

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-RIP John "Fumbles" Beck, you will be missed
-Dolphins Bubble > all other bubbles

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on May 12, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ever do the bubble gum trick?

My buddy has extra big nuts, or extra long bag.,,whatever… Anyhow, you shave your sack, take out your bean bag in public and while your sitting place your flop on the chair and hold it down with only your thumb,,,, gently stand up while stretching up your big league chew and say out loud… “Oh man, I sat in some gum” Chick love it…. so does Greg Cote…

sorry.. I had a rough childhood…

"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado

08-09 No Award Winner

by NJDolphan68 on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?!?!?!?!?!

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-RIP John "Fumbles" Beck, you will be missed
-Dolphins Bubble > all other bubbles

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

LLLLLMFAOOOOOOOOO.....................

I laughed so hard just now … a little puke came up.

by Alpha6 on May 12, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO

God god man, I damn near choked when I read that. The guys in the cubes around me were looking at me like I was having a coronary I was laughing so hard. On another note, reading that made me immediately spit out the piece of gum I was chewing.

I think gum is ruined for me now.

"Why don't you put that in a memo and entitle it 'Shit I Already Know'!" - Sarge from Red vs. Blue

by Chupathingy on May 12, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

even after all the porn

my computer has seen, it blushed after reading that

by ncfinfan on May 12, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

lolololol

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by finsxfactor on May 12, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, dude, dude,

I am reading this again, cause it so damn funny. And cause I reacted just like you did. Then I saw your call sign.

DUDE.

Chupathingy!!??

That is a euphemism …………. for you know what!!??

I can’t write it here. Anyone in, around, from or just hanging the latino world, can tell you the interpretation. But then again, you knew that.

You crack me up!! It’s even funnier now that I saw your call sign. LLLOOOOOOLLL!!!

by Alpha6 on May 13, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually,

I’m not sure what it is a euphemism for. The only time I’ve ever heard it was on Red vs. Blue. They were making reference to the chupacabra and one guy couldn’t say it right so he just called it chupathingy.

"Why don't you put that in a memo and entitle it 'Shit I Already Know'!" - Sarge from Red vs. Blue

by Chupathingy on May 13, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol quad-comma wdf...

anyways…

lol

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by finsxfactor on May 12, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that was called "Batman"...

I prefer the “brains” move…

oh man im getting outta this post while im still str8

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2-Time Matty Award Winner
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7.7 40....6 wonderlic....125lbs 1 time.....quarter inch vertical.....very coachable

by Rzayo24 on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

ever hear of the hamburger,,,,? :)

Sorry to toggle between balls and phins,… I stick to the balls. Awee that didn’t sound too good :) Good night RZ !

"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado

08-09 No Award Winner

by NJDolphan68 on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one will think of gum the same way again

You SOB!!!!

I hope I die on the field, I hope when I walk to change the pitcher, I drop dead and that's it."-Ozzie Guillen

by rangerjae on May 13, 2009 6:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can't stop reading this

this is about the tenth time i have returned just to read this. i’m laughing just as damn hard now as the first time. i will never forget where i was when i first read it. what the hell !!!

by ncfinfan on May 13, 2009 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

True Story circa 1998 :) ...Tommy Balz, we call him.

"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado

08-09 No Award Winner

by NJDolphan68 on May 12, 2009 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Tears Dude...

Tears are streaming, I’m laughing so much!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t get the picture out of my head!!!!!!!!!!

And you guys haven’t even starting drinking yet.

Key-riist!!!!!!

by Alpha6 on May 12, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol my friend has a huge sac

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7.7 40....6 wonderlic....125lbs 1 time.....quarter inch vertical.....very coachable

by Rzayo24 on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

you would know

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by finsxfactor on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I am a Douche Bag too.

I happen to agree with a lot of what Cote said.

The Phins FO is still in rebuilding mode and don’t consider the team ready to win the superbowl so they are not willing to give up the “future” for the “present”. You can tell that the FO feels that way because of the draft. Not one of the top 5 picks will contribute in a significant way in ‘09. As Matty stated in a post a week or two ago, Davis and Smith will be nickel and dime backs most likely (Surtain and Madison didn’t start year 1). WR’s (Turner and Hartline) usually take at least 2-3 years before they are productive. White is a rookie QB who will be competing with Henne for back-up and an occasional WildCat role.

By stating that Henne is the starter in ‘10 (Penne will not even be on the roster) the FO has pretty much written off the ’09 season and is gearing up for ’10. That is all Cote was saying. He just stated it in a douche bag way. But that doesn’t mean he is wrong.

by ct1361 on May 12, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Disagree for one main reason...

The fact that 2009 is considered a “write off”. That assumes that everyone on this team will not be getting any better ? Pennington didn’t even have a full off season and then lost most of his receivers, The Oline played musical chairs.. and we had several guys playing hurt. One might suggest we underachieved. I think all the fine young talent we have will be much better in 2009. Without much free agency activity in 2008 you could easily suggest Arizona, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, and Baltimore wrote off last year too… makes no sense.

Cote says that Jason taylor is a better DE right now than Kendall Langford… for that alone he is a douche, because Jason Taylor looked real bad and Langford looked above average. I watched all of the Redskin games and concentrated on JT, he was aweful, and I would be surprised if he faked his injury to escape embarassment, cause he was that bad.

No credibility.

Every team, every year is in a REBUILDING mode… Dynasties just do less rebuilding than most.
Each year is a different team and as the great Pat Kirwin says, “make sure you replace talent with talent” I think we have a talented team and if you compare us to BAL, PIT, ARZ, and PHI of 08’, I’d say we have as good a chance of making a run as any, well…. more than most.

He’s wrong, because he doesn’t understand football, nor does he understand how important it is to build a team.

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by NJDolphan68 on May 12, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude u cant tell us balls stories then get back to phins talk...gotta log off and on 1st

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by Rzayo24 on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

IMO, Cote is stating the obvious in a Douche Bag way

Cote thinks that the phins need help with the pass rush and at WR. What I took away from reading the column was that if the FO thought that this team could win a superbowl this year, they would have made a play for Taylor and Boldin to fill those needs. Since they didn’t make those plays, the FO, in a sense, is admitting that the phins are not superbowl contenders. And if you are not a superbowl contender, you basically write off the season.

Not that the season isn’t important, it just isn’t important for this year. It becomes important when you are that superbowl contender because your younger players get more experience and hopefully better.

by ct1361 on May 12, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i feel ya

rebuilding is just a cliched term. we are building towards the future and making what i feel are smart moves by not overpaying for players like the redskins and jets do fruitlessly.

but hey, if you’re a douche bag i just want to say thanks for keeping those vaginas clean for all of us!

by Rances on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why are we always traveling down this road

We felt as dolphins fans for about ten straight years that we were destined for the super bowl and we never made it, right?

So what difference does it make that he is writing that we AREN’T going to make it to the super bowl this year?

We have built from inside out and are there some glaring deficiencies, yes. However, prior to last season there were serious questions about the secondary of the Arizona cardinals and a lack of a running game and last i checked they did just fine.

We are building our way towards a solid foundation. No one talks much about the tennessee titians either. Cote is always writing stuff like that to get a REACTION. I think he is the one who wrote the TRADE MARINO AWAY ARTICLE BECAUSE WE HAVE SCOTT MITCHELL.

Period.

by Rances on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, I leave you guys alone for a day....

and I get 74 comments!? Must be a new record for me! Matty, can I get a gold star!?

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by Malachi V on May 13, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

not sure bout gold star....but you can get a WOOOHOOO and a complimentary reach around...

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by finsxfactor on May 13, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

man i got to make me a tea (long island)

it’s good we draft low $ players. but look how n.e. did it, they made that one good draft were they got brady-(in 8th or 18th round) & then started getting kinda older players in the free agentcy department man there has to be a happy mideium somewere. i mean if the lame b.b. can do it wdf!!!!

by wild zion beaver on May 13, 2009 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy Crap!!!

Another one!!! Where are you guys coming from!!?? Wild Zion Beaver!!?? LLLOOOOOOOLLL!!!

There are some “Wild Ass” call signs out there.

((You had NO idea what you did Malachi !!))

by Alpha6 on May 13, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I'm just happy my rant could bring so much joy to so many people...

Hey, maybe Matty will give me a weekly post where I get to post a rant, and hilarity follows! A guy can dream…

oh well, for my next trick I will be reducing Armando Salguero to a sack of turrde (sic). ;P

"How can you win a game if you can't even catch the ball?" -from Madden 2004, by John Madden, the master of the obvious

In the Trifecta I trust!

by Malachi V on May 13, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe that Taylor would be a nice piece to the puzzle

But what this guy said was out in left field somewhere. Taylor is a nice addition, not a difference maker.

IF he is headed to NE and he is going to do us DOlphins fans like that, screw him. Didn’t he learn anything about karma playing in Washington?

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by rangerjae on May 13, 2009 6:51 AM EDT reply actions  

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