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'The Matty Awards' - Unveiling The Winners, Part 1

It's time to begin announcing the winners of our first annual Matty Awards - more affectionately known as "The Matty's."

While these "awards" might not seem like much, I think that each winner should be proud simply because these awards were voted on by all of you - the great Phinsider community members.  And while the winners won't actually receive anything, we will feature permanently a list of all the winners each and every year in the left sidebar.

Now onto the unveiling of the first five award winners...

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The Mercury Morris Front-page Frontrunner Award - given to the blogger with the most and/or best front-paged fanposts. Bonus points for rec's.

And the 'Matty' goes to...

Little Nicky 21, who received 47% of the vote.  This is Nicky's first ever 'Matty Award.'

Rzayo24 finised in second place, obtaining 29% of the vote.


The Chad Henne Goo Cannon Award - given to the blogger who received the most rec's on fanposts and comments. Bonus points for Green comments and ‘recommended fanposts.'  This award was not voted on.  I used a complex (well - not really - but there was a lot of research involved) formula to come up with the winner.

And the 'Matty' goes to...

HuskerDolphin, who had the highest average of "rec's per post."  This is Husker's first ever 'Matty Award.'

Others who had very high averages included Rzayo24, Little Nicky 21, and GatorPhan.


The Channing Crowder Lost In Translation Award - given to the blogger who has best overcome the language barrier between their first language and the English language.

And the 'Matty' goes to...

MauMontaV5, who received 46% of the votes.  This is MauMontaV5's first ever 'Matty Award.'

Aleta finised in second place with 43% of the vote.


The Matt Roth Award - given to the most passionate/borderline psychotic blogger.

And the 'Matty' goes to...

Finsxfactor, who received 45% of the vote.  This is his first ever 'Matty Award.'

Rzayo24 finished in 2nd place with 33% of the vote, followed closely by Ohiofinfan4life.


The Garo Yepremian Funny Like a Clown Award - given to the funniest blogger.

And the 'Matty' goes to...

Rzayo24, who received 51% of the vote.  This is his first 'Matty Award.'

Finsxfactor finished second with 23% of the vote.


That concludes the first part of the awards ceremony.  Thanks to all who voted and check back this weekend for part two of the announcement ceremony.

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"Worst 2 First"...Your 2008 AFC East Champion Miami Dolphins

by Rzayo24 on Mar 5, 2009 3:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

hey you said this is my 2nd award...but i only won 1

"Worst 2 First"...Your 2008 AFC East Champion Miami Dolphins

by Rzayo24 on Mar 5, 2009 3:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

it was fixed?

1 Alex Mack; 2a Brace; 2b ?; 3 Ramses...WooooHoooo

by Corroncho on Mar 5, 2009 5:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

perhaps i shouldn’t have phrased it like that

by Matty I on Mar 5, 2009 5:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it was fixed?

1 Alex Mack; 2a Brace; 2b ?; 3 Ramses...WooooHoooo

by Corroncho on Mar 5, 2009 5:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oooo foreshadowing for another award?

Ooooo….

"The dolphin is one of the fastest and smartest creatures of the sea. Dolphins can attack and kill a shark or whale. Sailors say bad luck will come to anyone who harms one of them." - Joe Robbie, Oct 8, 1965 upon announcing the name of the new AFL Miami football team.
Keeper of the Phinsider Goo Cannon, Intiator of the Max Unger R&R Express Line, and Guesser of "CB"

by Mosul_DolFan on Mar 5, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This isnt a persona this site needs

Parcells I mean Matty will not tolerate this kind of behavior, it is a detriment to our wonderful football team errr blogging site,

"How can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?"

-From the Unforgiven III off of Death Magnetic

by Patssuck456 on Mar 6, 2009 11:53 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Congrats guys!

I agree with all of those…

"The dolphin is one of the fastest and smartest creatures of the sea. Dolphins can attack and kill a shark or whale. Sailors say bad luck will come to anyone who harms one of them." - Joe Robbie, Oct 8, 1965 upon announcing the name of the new AFL Miami football team.
Keeper of the Phinsider Goo Cannon, Intiator of the Max Unger R&R Express Line, and Guesser of "CB"

by Mosul_DolFan on Mar 5, 2009 3:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Congrats

Ahhhh Ta Ta Ta Ta Bye Bye Foy518

by Foy on Mar 5, 2009 3:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Hey.....Thanks

and Congrats to all the rest of the winners! I need to go buy house with a fireplace now, so I can put it on the mantle…….

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 5, 2009 3:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

re: Hey..... Thanks

With the housing market the way it is, the statuette and mantle may cost more than the house.

Creator of the 'Draft Clay Matthews Jr.' bandwagon.
"The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent." - John Maynard Keynes

by Patrick Bateman79 on Mar 5, 2009 3:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 5, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Congrats guys....

Any football knoweldge awards???

The Patriots Suck

by k2oconnor on Mar 5, 2009 3:44 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

the Bill Parcells award...

…with the winner being announced later on in the future.

by Matty I on Mar 5, 2009 3:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

we held nominations a month or two ago...

…and then I also added people to the list. Then we voted on the awards over the course of two or three weeks back in January.

by Matty I on Mar 5, 2009 4:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

got it

The Patriots Suck

by k2oconnor on Mar 5, 2009 6:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

wonderful

Bring back FinsX

by phatfinfan on Mar 5, 2009 3:45 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Cool beans

Ahhhh Ta Ta Ta Ta Bye Bye Foy518

by Foy on Mar 5, 2009 4:06 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Congratulations, You Phinsider Winners!

In my short time here I can easily see why all you phellers won! It’s a testament to why this site is just plain better’n all the rest!
Three cheers for ya’ll!

I, Tunaflipper, am the creator of the "Draft DJ Moore Bandwagon"

by Tunaflipper on Mar 5, 2009 4:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

thank u kind sir

"Worst 2 First"...Your 2008 AFC East Champion Miami Dolphins

by Rzayo24 on Mar 5, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you should also get The Buffalo Bills BuffaloChip Award

for coming in 2nd place so much : )

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 5, 2009 4:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Free Jailbird

Creator of the "Draft Brian Cushing" truth train.

Mr.LittleNicky "For the record, I'm straight, way to ugly to be gay"

Nicky's Homoertoic comment counter. 1

by cbdolphin on Mar 5, 2009 4:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

rofl

That’s funny. Well said Husker!

"The dolphin is one of the fastest and smartest creatures of the sea. Dolphins can attack and kill a shark or whale. Sailors say bad luck will come to anyone who harms one of them." - Joe Robbie, Oct 8, 1965 upon announcing the name of the new AFL Miami football team.
Keeper of the Phinsider Goo Cannon, Intiator of the Max Unger R&R Express Line, and Guesser of "CB"

by Mosul_DolFan on Mar 5, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

new sig baby

The 2009 Garo Yepremian Funny Like a Clown Award Winner

by Rzayo24 on Mar 5, 2009 4:31 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Congrats to the cool kids there!

I say it’s time for a speech from the winners! (well almost all the winners :P )

by Ex Sniper on Mar 5, 2009 5:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Well done to the Pros...

Dammit…I musta been 3rd in every category

1 Alex Mack; 2a Brace; 2b ?; 3 Ramses...WooooHoooo

by Corroncho on Mar 5, 2009 5:45 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Well done to the Pros...

Dammit…I musta been 3rd in every category

1 Alex Mack; 2a Brace; 2b ?; 3 Ramses...WooooHoooo

by Corroncho on Mar 5, 2009 5:45 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

and the New Rhyming Sig Award...

ahhh…me

Mack then Brace and Ramses too...WooooHooooooooooo!

by Corroncho on Mar 5, 2009 5:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

A Toast to All....... and

What Borracho, I mean, Corronco said…..

by Alpha6 on Mar 5, 2009 6:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

congrats to all. all well deserved. make sure ya thank el peezy in your acceptance speeches!

El Peezy... "the Calvin Johnson of rookies.. instant impact" -Prime Time
"el peezy strikes fear in opponent bloggers hearts" -finsx

by el presidente 00 on Mar 5, 2009 7:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Congrats to the winners

"eh, your a cool dude regardless of who you love" -cbdolphin talking about Little Nicky 21

-No excuses, No explanations

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Mar 5, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

No John Beck "Duck" Award?

For the phinsider whose posts never live up to expectations?

by joel311 on Mar 5, 2009 9:10 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

great idea.....

you get my vote………….

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 5, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

half the time I am.......

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 5, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

I hope you retained 5/8 th’s of it, making you still way smarter than any Jets Fan

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 5, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And only slightly dumber than Marino...

yeah, I saw those Wonderlic scores lol.

Luckily he was a football God.

by joel311 on Mar 5, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you think he cared?

he was probably thinking about golf or his wife and just throwing darts at the test. NO ONE COULD READ A DEFENSE LIKE MARINO!! How DARE you say Marino was dumb………..you need a serious time out. No booze, no t.v.

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 5, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He was dumb with numbers larger than 2 digits lol

Nobody said his football IQ wasn’t astronomical, in fact that’s exactly the opposite of what I intimated!

by joel311 on Mar 5, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

not that high of a hill to climb

yup – dan was gifted buy he isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer.

by W NY Fins Fan on Mar 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hell

he was barely top 5 sharpest spoon

by joel311 on Mar 6, 2009 12:20 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

beware – some phins phan make consider you a heratic for intimating that and ‘cut your heart out with a spoon’
:)

by W NY Fins Fan on Mar 6, 2009 12:30 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thats why you

use a spoon

granted that would be far less painful then k cosners british accent

by W NY Fins Fan on Mar 6, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Natalya...

didn’t get an award?

Mack then Brace and Ramses too...WooooHooooooooooo!

by Corroncho on Mar 6, 2009 1:41 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I havent seen her in a while

"How can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?"

-From the Unforgiven III off of Death Magnetic

by Patssuck456 on Mar 6, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks so much guys, its an honor to receive this award it truly is.

I couldnt be here last night because my computer broke down. I was surprised to see this this morning. But well, again, thank you so much, it means a lot, specially against such an awesome member of this community like Aleta. Congratulations to you to man.

by MauMontaV5 on Mar 6, 2009 1:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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