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Breaking News!!! Dolphins Sign Al Eon!

  According to sports writer Anon Amos from station A.I.R.E.A 51, the Dolphins just signed Al Eon to a 5 year deal for 4 million per year with incentives.   Anon Amos reports that the incentives include pay plus Reeses Pieces for good plays and to help him find his room.

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via unsuspectedtruth.com

  Seen here in a early photo from Nevada Hidden Hanger High School, home of the "Fightin' Grey's".  When asked why he wanted to be a Miami Dolphin he said: "Zzzzbrt Skit b Arrrlebee Ffffft Poot Fershizel ma' Nizzle"  which according to Anon Amos translates to.  "I've always been in "Contact" with the Dolphins and feel like a butterfly that has left his "Cocoon" with me signing here"  A steller athlete for the "Fightin' Grey's", he comes to us as a undrafted free agent. 

  Known to play all positions well, his real ability and what made him a "star" was his defensive play.  (via translation)  "I've always liked playing defense.  I really like to probe the secondary and especially feel best when able to light up a tight end."  As you can see, he has those "single tarry" eyes, and has even been known to hit so hard, that time has a way of stopping.

  I feel good about this, its amazing he's been off the radar and has only been recently sighted, but you know Parcells!  He's in his own universe when it comes to finding talent like this.  Just thought I'd let you guys know, keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars.

  GO DOLPHINS!!

 

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funny

but scary.
you ok dude?
not experimenting again are we?

"Life is a butterflies dream"
Kasigi Yabu
creator of the "draft B. J. Raji" bandwagon

by uncle finster on Mar 1, 2009 6:51 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

lol.....nope, thats whats really scary.....

just thought with all the rumors and stuff going around, I’d add my own. You gotta admit….he’d be good. The only thing you’d have to worry about with him is a “blown disc”.

its just for s’s and giggles……

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 1, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tried to be first,,, damn

And not sure why? WTF? LOL,

Husker you ok man? Are you on a lap top in the middle of crop circle.
Worried about you man…. then again, this is right up my ally of sick sensless humor :)

"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado

by NJDolphan68 on Mar 1, 2009 6:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Nj.....

you’re my humor bud. And fyi, the “crop circle” will be the defensive equivalent to the “wildcat” next year, as Eon abducts Wr’s into his saucer of the “zone”. He’s not really a man to man kinda coverage guy, but get him into the zone, and he’s just xenophobic to all that enter…….

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 1, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tractor beam zone dogs...

I love it….
New Offense:
QB: Al Eon
RB: John Jones
FB: Predator
WR: Alien Impregnated Signory Weaver
WR: winged alien from The Abyss
TE: elongated neck ET
OL: Jabba the Hut, The Blob, Alf, Alien, Cloverfield monster

"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado

by NJDolphan68 on Mar 2, 2009 8:50 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i heard alf got cut

because he ate too many cats and reported to camp overweight.

Joined the Draft Percy Harvin Bandwagon

by fishstick on Mar 2, 2009 11:05 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I goo'd you...

that’s funny right there, git er done Alf…

"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado

by NJDolphan68 on Mar 2, 2009 11:17 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol you two

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 2, 2009 2:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

A little

light, hopefully he puts on some weight during the off season

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by Phintastic on Mar 1, 2009 8:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

that goes without saying.......he'll be put on E.T.

Extra Training

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 1, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

love your sig btw......

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 1, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Am i the only one that found this hilarious?

i was laughing my ass off while reading this…Husker, you are a very creative person…this was great

"eh, your a cool dude regardless of who you love" -cbdolphin talking about Little Nicky 21

-No excuses, No explanations

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Mar 1, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

THAT'S What I wanted to hear and was going for!

thanks man! You just made my day on earth stand still. heh heh……..

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 1, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i always got your back

(pounds chest twice in rapid succession)

"eh, your a cool dude regardless of who you love" -cbdolphin talking about Little Nicky 21

-No excuses, No explanations

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Mar 1, 2009 10:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You're running a bait & switch! I see it!

THE ABOVE PLAYER PROFILE IS MHTD!

(I know you weren’t at the combine)…

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

by Tunaflipper on Mar 1, 2009 10:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol the bait & switch......kinda like the hook and ladder......

MHTD is in Arizona………the dude has a tan. Al Leon, well, he has to soak in SPF 75 just to turn on a microwave. MHTD’s talents are alien-like…….but he’s not Al Leon.

MHTD has such a high draft status, that the U.S. Army has him on all their posters

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 1, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

the old, angry guy with the funny hat?

teehee…

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

by Tunaflipper on Mar 1, 2009 10:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha where do u come up with this stuff?

and yes, my talents are outta this world

"eh, your a cool dude regardless of who you love" -cbdolphin talking about Little Nicky 21

-No excuses, No explanations

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Mar 1, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

this is a double kill........
" I won’t sleep until Matty, Nicky, Rzayo, Krab, and my most smartass brother Lefty, as well as Cb and other CKC dudes respond……. Plus, I’m seeing if my theory about using the quote things works. Deal with it……..also, those of you buds that I consider Fin Friends and I forgot to mention you…..send more money ok? "

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 1, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

crap.......it didn't work...........

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 1, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol...sorry comp as had a virus..but im back

and this proves Parcells turns over EVERY rock…on the moon or not.

"Worst 2 First"...Your 2008 AFC East Champion Miami Dolphins

by Rzayo24 on Mar 2, 2009 10:39 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

its sam cassel

he plays basketball not football. this is a bad signing

smoking rally bowls for the phins since 2002! oh and screw the jets

by badjah on Mar 1, 2009 10:46 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 1, 2009 10:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i dont know which was funnier

this comment or the whole post in general

Joined the Draft Percy Harvin Bandwagon

by fishstick on Mar 2, 2009 1:32 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

pick and choose.......

as long as you got a laugh out of it……… : )

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 2, 2009 1:36 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

no silly its his son

"Life is a butterflies dream"
Kasigi Yabu
creator of the "draft B. J. Raji" bandwagon

by uncle finster on Mar 2, 2009 1:59 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hilarious!

I also like the Casey Kasem tag-line at the end.

by kdock on Mar 2, 2009 2:32 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

you get 100 Phinsider points

for picking that one up! Ask Matty on how to spend these points. I have some options, but banishment looms over my head………

Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions

by HuskerDolphin on Mar 2, 2009 3:32 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Whats his 40?

"How can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?"

-From the Unforgiven III off of Death Magnetic

by Patssuck456 on Mar 2, 2009 8:23 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I’m with you… i want husker to post his measurables.

=)

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Mar 2, 2009 10:50 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

baw your crazy baw

lol you nebraska boys know all about them Al Eons dont ya Husk ;)

by Ex Sniper on Mar 2, 2009 12:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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