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Breaking News!!! Dolphins Sign Al Eon!

  According to sports writer Anon Amos from station A.I.R.E.A 51, the Dolphins just signed Al Eon to a 5 year deal for 4 million per year with incentives.   Anon Amos reports that the incentives include pay plus Reeses Pieces for good plays and to help him find his room.

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via unsuspectedtruth.com

  Seen here in a early photo from Nevada Hidden Hanger High School, home of the "Fightin' Grey's".  When asked why he wanted to be a Miami Dolphin he said: "Zzzzbrt Skit b Arrrlebee Ffffft Poot Fershizel ma' Nizzle"  which according to Anon Amos translates to.  "I've always been in "Contact" with the Dolphins and feel like a butterfly that has left his "Cocoon" with me signing here"  A steller athlete for the "Fightin' Grey's", he comes to us as a undrafted free agent. 

  Known to play all positions well, his real ability and what made him a "star" was his defensive play.  (via translation)  "I've always liked playing defense.  I really like to probe the secondary and especially feel best when able to light up a tight end."  As you can see, he has those "single tarry" eyes, and has even been known to hit so hard, that time has a way of stopping.

  I feel good about this, its amazing he's been off the radar and has only been recently sighted, but you know Parcells!  He's in his own universe when it comes to finding talent like this.  Just thought I'd let you guys know, keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars.

  GO DOLPHINS!!

 

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