A Dolphin Christmas Story

Hello to you all, how are you tonight?

Playoff hopes are there, but they're now much less bright,

The situation at hand is neither great nor grand,

We can't sit down, we need to fight and take a stand.

Santa Claus is nit-picky as Little Nicky proclaims,

Dear Santa will you please it's only 2 games!?

We didn't pout so help us out, you've got a job to do,

Our desire to make the playoffs; man, if you only knew...

Forget the mistle-toe, just let Cameron Wake go,

Matt Shaub, Big Ben, you best brace for the blow,

Cause these cats are ready, the season's on the line,

You say you wanna pass but you won't have the time.

Playoffs aren't all, there's more d'you hear?

Beastly Ronnie Brown better get more years,

Ricky's gettin' too old, Lex ain't got the touch,

If we don't resign him now we will miss him very much.

Chad Henne is a boss makin' that TD toss,

And Vontae got 2 picks on none other than Moss,

The world can't stop us cause we're built to last,

I can't wait to see the next amazing draft class.

So Santa listen up.  You know what we want,

I'd hate to see this season go all for naut,

When the Eve turns into the Day, and you gently sail away,

A January game is what we want to see 'em play.

Crispy