Happy Festivus!!

As you all know, today is the holiday known as "Festivus." So as your family gathers around the Festivus pole tonight and as you take part in the "Airing of Grievances " and "Feats of Strength," take a moment to think about how lucky you are to celebrate such a holiday. After all, there might be some people out there who don't even know what the holiday is. Shocking, I know.
For those that don't know about a "Festivus for the rest of us," watch the video below.
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LMFAO you would post this
HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!!!!!!
btw, matty u deleted my post didn’t you?
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 5:14 PM EST reply actions
yea i figured
but DAMN are you fast lol…i didn’t even get a chance to see it up there lol
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
what post lol
El Peezy... "the Calvin Johnson of rookies.. instant impact" -Prime Time
"el peezy ['the real deal'] strikes fear in opponent bloggers hearts" -finsx
"El Peezy is a man of the people...Don’t hate the player – hate the game." -KC
by el presidente 00 on Dec 23, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
better not be coast to coast
El Peezy... "the Calvin Johnson of rookies.. instant impact" -Prime Time
"el peezy ['the real deal'] strikes fear in opponent bloggers hearts" -finsx
"El Peezy is a man of the people...Don’t hate the player – hate the game." -KC
by el presidente 00 on Dec 23, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
haha no no
it was asking if anyone wanted to adopt my dog, but it’s all good, my mom found someone like an hour or so after i posted it
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
lmao
El Peezy... "the Calvin Johnson of rookies.. instant impact" -Prime Time
"el peezy ['the real deal'] strikes fear in opponent bloggers hearts" -finsx
"El Peezy is a man of the people...Don’t hate the player – hate the game." -KC
by el presidente 00 on Dec 23, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Pole dancing?
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 23, 2009 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
it's equivalent to a xmas tree for xmas
festivus has a festivus pole
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
And what about the scantily clad ...
Nevermind.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 24, 2009 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
LOL
you TOTALLY had me….never had seen that episode.
totally came in here to wish ppl happy whatever this was…lol.
damn you Matty, this is war!
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how have u never seen this episode
i thought u were a seinfeld fan!
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
I AM...
but not one of those who has seen EVERY episode….geesh
during Seinfelds run……they came on at night…..at night i played multiple sports……and played them well my friend….hence my being on this site.
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dude they show it on TBS all the time now
and UPN and some other channels lol
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
What?
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T.Lex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt. Can't just suppress sixty five million years of gut instinct.
BTW
I got a Festivus present today!!
Some dude at Finsnation lives in like New York…won 2 tix to Texans game…and couldnt go…so he gave em’ to me.
HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!!!
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I want to be in the first Feat of Strength
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 6:03 PM EST reply actions
hey I might be getting a Festivus gift....
took my RW34 jersey to cleaners today..to get the 40th anniversary patch sewn on, and the girl behind the counter asked if I was a Fin fan,and I said “big time”…and then she said she has a jacket for me at home that she doesnt want anymore…could be a score!!!!I’ll know saturday….Festivus among us….
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i got tickets for the Texans AND Steelers game!
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
u guys are lucky
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prob some old ass ugly woman lol
they usually are
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
good attitude
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I've heard people say they hated this show.
Which is baffling.
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T.Lex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt. Can't just suppress sixty five million years of gut instinct.
thats rediculous
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lol i love seinfeld
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Seinfeld is the best all time
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by FinsFromBrazil on Dec 23, 2009 8:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
agreed
rec’d lol
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Top 5
I once did a top 5 run in Facebook on top 5 Seinfeld episodes ever… here they go:
1) the contest
2) the roomate switch
3) opposite George
4) the deal
5) the mango – scene where Elaine tells Jerry she faked with him
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i remember the mango
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A couple of years ago me and a couple of friends at work bought a Festivus Pole.
We placed it between two cubicles at work and every December 23rd we would have an “Airing of Grievances”. The department managers would sit there and take their medicine from everyone in their department, giving as good as they got. It was all lighthearted and good fun.
After the “Airing of Grievances” the true “Festivus Miracle” would take place. We would get our holiday bonuses and get to go home early!
I don’t work there anymore and the company I am with now I don’t think this would fly. But I did talk to my old buddies there today and the tradition continues! I guess a few guys even aired grievances against me for leaving earlier this year.
For those who want a Festivus Pole this is where we got ours!
u can really get anything online
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yea me neither lol
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 24, 2009 2:03 AM EST up reply actions
Love me some Seinfeld!
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Remember this?

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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 11:19 PM EST reply actions
yea, awesome pic
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Hahahaha!
I just made that my desktop background!
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I had that as my desktop background for like 2 minutes until i saw this....

i will probably be switching between the two…they are both AWESOME pix
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 24, 2009 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
wow
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i know
it’s SICK
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 25, 2009 9:12 AM EST up reply actions
Randy McMichael trying to fly
this was a few years ago
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 24, 2009 2:04 AM EST up reply actions
and it sure looks like he is!
goo goo goojoob
by Tunaflipper on Dec 24, 2009 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
that he does
I know we have Fasano and he has been great for us and have become a fan of his, but i still miss McMichael, i was really sad when we let him go
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 24, 2009 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
oh and even better this was in 2002
in a PRESEASON game
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 24, 2009 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
So i am thinking that Chris Johnson will break the single game rushing record
in one of the last two games…just a feeling i am having
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 24, 2009 11:45 AM EST reply actions
Yeah, SD will play him hard
but he’ll get it for sure against Seattle next week.
goo goo goojoob
by Tunaflipper on Dec 24, 2009 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
saying he will do it for sure is a pretty bold statement there bub
but i am kinda expecting it to happen or be very close to it…CJ better hope the Seattle game is close, otherwise if it a blow out (for either side, but specifically if it’s in the Titans favor), he risks being pulled outta the game to prevent injury…the SD game will be very difficult for him to do it in and still doable, but never doubt this guy, he can bust out against ANYONE, he just needs a big run or 2, which i think he can do…one thing i do know FOR SURE is that i will watch both games, or at least keep a very close eye on them
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 24, 2009 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
he'll wreck seattle
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365 yds in 2 games
Stinkin’ NFL Network has the SD/TN game. The Seattle game is at 4:15 and the Fins are at 1:00 next week.
goo goo goojoob

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