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Happy Festivus!!

 

 

As you all know, today is the holiday known as "Festivus." So as your family gathers around the Festivus pole tonight and as you take part in the "Airing of Grievances " and "Feats of Strength," take a moment to think about how lucky you are to celebrate such a holiday. After all, there might be some people out there who don't even know what the holiday is. Shocking, I know.

For those that don't know about a "Festivus for the rest of us," watch the video below.

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LMFAO you would post this

HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!!!!!!

btw, matty u deleted my post didn’t you?

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- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

yea i figured

but DAMN are you fast lol…i didn’t even get a chance to see it up there lol

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

what post lol

El Peezy... "the Calvin Johnson of rookies.. instant impact" -Prime Time
"el peezy ['the real deal'] strikes fear in opponent bloggers hearts" -finsx
"El Peezy is a man of the people...Don’t hate the player – hate the game." -KC

by el presidente 00 on Dec 23, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

better not be coast to coast

El Peezy... "the Calvin Johnson of rookies.. instant impact" -Prime Time
"el peezy ['the real deal'] strikes fear in opponent bloggers hearts" -finsx
"El Peezy is a man of the people...Don’t hate the player – hate the game." -KC

by el presidente 00 on Dec 23, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

haha no no

it was asking if anyone wanted to adopt my dog, but it’s all good, my mom found someone like an hour or so after i posted it

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

lol wow

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by samdaman on Dec 23, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

lmao

El Peezy... "the Calvin Johnson of rookies.. instant impact" -Prime Time
"el peezy ['the real deal'] strikes fear in opponent bloggers hearts" -finsx
"El Peezy is a man of the people...Don’t hate the player – hate the game." -KC

by el presidente 00 on Dec 23, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Pole dancing?

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 23, 2009 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

it's equivalent to a xmas tree for xmas

festivus has a festivus pole

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

And what about the scantily clad ...

Nevermind.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 24, 2009 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL

you TOTALLY had me….never had seen that episode.

totally came in here to wish ppl happy whatever this was…lol.

damn you Matty, this is war!

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by Rzayo24 on Dec 23, 2009 5:36 PM EST reply actions  

how have u never seen this episode

i thought u were a seinfeld fan!

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I AM...

but not one of those who has seen EVERY episode….geesh

during Seinfelds run……they came on at night…..at night i played multiple sports……and played them well my friend….hence my being on this site.

Phinsider Hall of Fame Class of 09' / 2-Time 09' Matty Award Winner

by Rzayo24 on Dec 23, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

dude they show it on TBS all the time now

and UPN and some other channels lol

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

Current Phinsider Feud Points: 23

T.Lex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt. Can't just suppress sixty five million years of gut instinct.

by Patssuck456 on Dec 23, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

BTW

I got a Festivus present today!!

Some dude at Finsnation lives in like New York…won 2 tix to Texans game…and couldnt go…so he gave em’ to me.

HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!!!

Phinsider Hall of Fame Class of 09' / 2-Time 09' Matty Award Winner

by Rzayo24 on Dec 23, 2009 5:37 PM EST reply actions  

Phinsider Hall of Fame Class of 09' / 2-Time 09' Matty Award Winner

by Rzayo24 on Dec 23, 2009 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

lol

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by samdaman on Dec 23, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to be in the first Feat of Strength

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

hey I might be getting a Festivus gift....

took my RW34 jersey to cleaners today..to get the 40th anniversary patch sewn on, and the girl behind the counter asked if I was a Fin fan,and I said “big time”…and then she said she has a jacket for me at home that she doesnt want anymore…could be a score!!!!I’ll know saturday….Festivus among us….

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by zero13 on Dec 23, 2009 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

i got tickets for the Texans AND Steelers game!

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

u guys are lucky

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by samdaman on Dec 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Is she cute?

You should ask her out.

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by joel311 on Dec 23, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

prob some old ass ugly woman lol

they usually are

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

good attitude

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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
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by samdaman on Dec 24, 2009 8:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I've heard people say they hated this show.

Which is baffling.

Current Phinsider Feud Points: 23

T.Lex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt. Can't just suppress sixty five million years of gut instinct.

by Patssuck456 on Dec 23, 2009 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

thats rediculous

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by samdaman on Dec 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

lol i love seinfeld

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by samdaman on Dec 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

Seinfeld is the best all time

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by FinsFromBrazil on Dec 23, 2009 8:11 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

agreed

rec’d lol

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Top 5

I once did a top 5 run in Facebook on top 5 Seinfeld episodes ever… here they go:

1) the contest
2) the roomate switch
3) opposite George
4) the deal
5) the mango – scene where Elaine tells Jerry she faked with him

Tracking the Fins from Rio de Janeiro, the "Cidade Maravilhosa"
Rio, proud host of the 2016 Olympic Games

by FinsFromBrazil on Dec 23, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

i remember the mango

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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
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by samdaman on Dec 23, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

A couple of years ago me and a couple of friends at work bought a Festivus Pole.

We placed it between two cubicles at work and every December 23rd we would have an “Airing of Grievances”. The department managers would sit there and take their medicine from everyone in their department, giving as good as they got. It was all lighthearted and good fun.

After the “Airing of Grievances” the true “Festivus Miracle” would take place. We would get our holiday bonuses and get to go home early!

I don’t work there anymore and the company I am with now I don’t think this would fly. But I did talk to my old buddies there today and the tradition continues! I guess a few guys even aired grievances against me for leaving earlier this year.

For those who want a Festivus Pole this is where we got ours!

http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/Festivuspoles.htm

by ct1361 on Dec 23, 2009 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

u can really get anything online

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by samdaman on Dec 23, 2009 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Love me some Seinfeld!

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Repentant Former Driver of the Trade-Ronnie-Brown Bandwagon.

by joel311 on Dec 23, 2009 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

Remember this?

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 23, 2009 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

yea, awesome pic

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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Dec 24, 2009 8:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Hahahaha!

I just made that my desktop background!

Driver of the Make David Lee OC Bandwagon
Repentant Former Driver of the Trade-Ronnie-Brown Bandwagon.

by joel311 on Dec 24, 2009 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I had that as my desktop background for like 2 minutes until i saw this....

i will probably be switching between the two…they are both AWESOME pix

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 24, 2009 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
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by samdaman on Dec 25, 2009 7:28 AM EST up reply actions  

i know

it’s SICK

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 25, 2009 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Randy McMichael trying to fly

this was a few years ago

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 24, 2009 2:04 AM EST up reply actions  

that he does

I know we have Fasano and he has been great for us and have become a fan of his, but i still miss McMichael, i was really sad when we let him go

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 24, 2009 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

oh and even better this was in 2002

in a PRESEASON game

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 24, 2009 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

So i am thinking that Chris Johnson will break the single game rushing record

in one of the last two games…just a feeling i am having

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 24, 2009 11:45 AM EST reply actions  

Yeah, SD will play him hard

but he’ll get it for sure against Seattle next week.

goo goo goojoob

by Tunaflipper on Dec 24, 2009 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

saying he will do it for sure is a pretty bold statement there bub

but i am kinda expecting it to happen or be very close to it…CJ better hope the Seattle game is close, otherwise if it a blow out (for either side, but specifically if it’s in the Titans favor), he risks being pulled outta the game to prevent injury…the SD game will be very difficult for him to do it in and still doable, but never doubt this guy, he can bust out against ANYONE, he just needs a big run or 2, which i think he can do…one thing i do know FOR SURE is that i will watch both games, or at least keep a very close eye on them

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 24, 2009 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

he'll wreck seattle

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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Dec 25, 2009 7:29 AM EST up reply actions  

365 yds in 2 games

Stinkin’ NFL Network has the SD/TN game. The Seattle game is at 4:15 and the Fins are at 1:00 next week.

goo goo goojoob

by Tunaflipper on Dec 24, 2009 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

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