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Well seeing as we are still recovering from the kick to the crotch that was last Sunday's game, I thought we could use some humor in this place. What better way to forget our troubles by poking fun at out old lovably retarded rivals, The New York Jets.

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Laughter is the best meducine afterall( I may need Medic to confirm this) anyway we all hate the Jets, and ever since that fat loud mouth took over it seems that rivalry has gotten more intense. What makes it better is that they always start hot, and the chants of "Supa Bowl Motha fu*kas!" gets louder from those neanderthals they call Jets fans. But of course much to our delight, they always crash and burn.

Now that being said lets have some fun at Rex Ryan in drag, I implore my fellow Fin fans to give this picture a deserving caption:

 

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 Does anyone else see an Adam's Apple?

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Man or Woman?
Its a Man baby yeah!
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I want to gouge out my eyes!
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Somehow thats a woman
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"Permanence, perseverance and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragements, and impossibilities: It is this, that in all things distinguishes the strong soul from the weak." Thomas Carlyle

Sparano yelled to the next receiver, imploring him to, "go get the (expletive) football."

by Neo on Dec 2, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

LITE BEER??!!!!

YOU’RE GIVING ME LITE BEER? ARE YOU SAYING I’M FAT??

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Dec 2, 2009 2:35 PM EST reply actions  

HELL YES, I’M REX RYAN’S DAUGHTER !!!! AND,……HELL YES I’M PISSED THAT THANKSGIVIING IS ANOTHER 357 DAYS AWAY !!!!!!!

Sugar cone with Chocolate ice cream on the bottom & Orange sherbet on the top !!!!!!! NOW !!!!!!!!!!!

by Ohiofinfan4life on Dec 2, 2009 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

is that rex ryan?

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by samdaman on Dec 2, 2009 3:28 PM EST reply actions  

hi my name is rex ryan....

and im an alcoholic

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

by ZzzestyCabbage on Dec 2, 2009 4:49 PM EST reply actions  

"Yeahhhh, Take off the Helmet Sandy (sanchez), Whoo-hoo"

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by TheTealDeal on Dec 2, 2009 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

Caption:

Damn it, ‘Sanchize’! Give me back my hotdog!

by mscaa on Dec 2, 2009 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

"HEY DOLPHINS, WHY DONT YA EAT THE SHART FROM THE ROLLS OF MY TAINT"

Sorry , but there are few things more vile than Jets fans…
eeeeeckkk

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by NJDolphan68 on Dec 2, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

Oh god thats just nasty

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T.Lex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt. Can't just suppress sixty five million years of gut instinct.

by Patssuck456 on Dec 2, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Chris on a raft

That is going to haunt my dreams.

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by kmb8488 on Dec 2, 2009 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

(S)he's got a"throat boner"....

(S)he puts the “gang” in ganggreen……should be gang-bang nation..doh.

www.zerothirteen.com

by zero13 on Dec 2, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

MoooOOOOOOOOoooo!

The biggest fool that ever hit the big time -and all I gotta do is act naturally.

by Tunaflipper on Dec 2, 2009 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

WHOSE YOUR DADDY??

I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man.
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by finsxfactor on Dec 2, 2009 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

I am honestly having a hard time captioning this one

How about this:

“My penis is bigger than this beer bottle!”

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by kmb8488 on Dec 2, 2009 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

I love the fact she's got a pair of sunglasses

Not necessary. When you’re that big, you can just block out the sun.

“Is that a solar eclipse?”

“No, it’s the female Kris Jenkins.”

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by kmb8488 on Dec 2, 2009 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm...

“Jets fans have every reason to drink in a victory that is good to the last drop as Gang Green snaps out of a funk.”

Sounds like a pretty good caption.

by Richard Hill on Dec 3, 2009 12:35 AM EST reply actions  

meh

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T.Lex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt. Can't just suppress sixty five million years of gut instinct.

by Patssuck456 on Dec 3, 2009 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn It!!!

Throw another pick and I’m renaming my baby again!!!

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by Farorefox on Dec 3, 2009 3:43 AM EST reply actions  

FINSTER!!!

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by samdaman on Dec 3, 2009 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

"If i had a nickel everytime he threw a pick, I could buy another beer!"

“I WANT FARVE BACK, at least he wore his pants on tv!”

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
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by TheTealDeal on Dec 3, 2009 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

wait a minute...

“LEMME SLEEP ON IT.. BABY BABY.. LET ME SLEEP ON IT…GIVE YA MY ANSWER IN THE MORNING”

"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado

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by NJDolphan68 on Dec 4, 2009 12:27 PM EST reply actions  

Her name is Lola

But Lola smiled and took him by the hand
And said, “Marky boy I’m gonna make you a man.”

My apologies to the Kinks.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 4, 2009 12:49 PM EST reply actions  

I could tell how that song came into existence...

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by Farorefox on Dec 4, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, I hope Sam at least got paid.

Working for tips samdaman?

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 4, 2009 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

not at all

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by samdaman on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

woa, not cool

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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
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by samdaman on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

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