What 3 Dolphins would you want beside you in a bar brawl?
by MainePhinFan on Dec 17, 2009 2:40 PM EST
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PrintThis is another "im bored" post. Just sitting here re watching Miami at Carolina game and durring half time (yes I coulda forwarded it through the half time interview with B Marshal but I decided to do this instead)
So what 3 current Dolphin players would you want to have your back in a bar brawl ?
I think these guys would be able to clean house and keep me from dying. lol Whos on your list ?
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My 3......
Wake, Crowder, & Ginn
1st two because they could cheer me on whiling I’m dealing the pain, and……..they are complete bad-asses if the pain becomes my own and need to save me.
Ginn, so he could get a round of drinks from the bar,…..quickly !
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by Ohiofinfan4life on Dec 17, 2009 2:49 PM EST reply actions
lol well played !! lol
Henne is now our leader. Lets see what the guy can do !
As usual the R&R Xpres is non stop to its next destination !
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We need this pass D to STEP THE F UP and do what they get paid to do!
by MainePhinFan on Dec 17, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
bangers
B. parcells – yakuza ties
T. sparano – mafia ties
J. ireland – NSA ties
who’d mess with that???
well..
matt roth WOULD have been my #1…
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LOUSKA MONSTER
and if he has any children boy or girl , or grandparent.. They have to be a badass!!!
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Hmm
Ive been giving it some thought. I’m not much of a fighter, I much rather talk my way out of a fight, but if I had throw down I would go with:
J. Long- to stand next to me waiting for somebody to sneak up on me and lay them out
C. Wake- as my pit-bull that goes and reeks havoc on who ever was running his mouth
V. Davis- and as my boy that would stand next to me to whaling on anybody around us.
Yesterday was history
Tomorrow is a mystery
But today is a gift
That's why it's called the present
then again Solai would be a nice to have around too
Yesterday was history
Tomorrow is a mystery
But today is a gift
That's why it's called the present
Here we go
1. Lousaka
2. Vernon Carey (“U” Players know how to brawl)
3. Chad Henne (dude can take a mean hit)
Also about Henne
If he throws the ball THAT hard, then imagine the punch he must throw
Well here's mine,
1. Polite
2. Long
3. McDaniel
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I was thinking of McDaniel but went grove as a close one..
Henne is now our leader. Lets see what the guy can do !
As usual the R&R Xpres is non stop to its next destination !
Driver of the Camarillo, Hartline & Bess fan club bus.. hop on and enjoy the ride!
We need this pass D to STEP THE F UP and do what they get paid to do!
by MainePhinFan on Dec 17, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Yea but..
1. JT
2. Camirillo
3. Porter
Not for the fight.. but for my wingman.
Imagine the possibilties..
by suspect on Dec 17, 2009 4:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
my fav 3 phins fighters
1. Crowder – he just looks like he’ll go to war with you, specially after all the yapping he did with Rex ’fat bastard who whines to damn much" Ryan.
2. Porter – seriously is there any1 else who you think wouldnt scrap with you.
3. Polite – NOUGH SAID
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1. Vontae http://pigskinlovinglady.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/vernon-and-vontae-davis.jpg (His brother would be with him so I would really have 4:))
2. Peezy http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images_root/slideshows/380/slideshow_38096/display_image.jpg
3. Yeremiah http://cdn1.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/3901/original_aspx.jpg
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im going with
1.Crowder
2.Porter
3.the lousaka monster
polite would just demolish a coupe guys immediately with a well executed block, then have porter and crowder for the brawl……i would feel pretty confident.
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Grove, Porter, & Bell
Grove to stay close to me,
Porter to move into the fray and distract,
Bell to fly in out of nowhere the knock the shit outta people.
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Bring It
Porter- the guy with guns almost as big as his mouth
Crowder- thats one crazy ass mofo
Hartline- every crew needs a tough ass white boy
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by Davone_Is_BessT on Dec 17, 2009 7:46 PM EST reply actions
Hartline- every crew needs a tough ass white boy
lol well played !
Henne is now our leader. Lets see what the guy can do !
As usual the R&R Xpres is non stop to its next destination !
Driver of the Camarillo, Hartline & Bess fan club bus.. hop on and enjoy the ride!
We need this pass D to STEP THE F UP and do what they get paid to do!
by MainePhinFan on Dec 17, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
my three
Wake- because he looks and plays like a freak.
Grove- because he looks like one of those mean SOB’s
Solai- no1 too big he can’t take on…
honarable mention…Bell, Peezy, Polite, Vontae, Carey, and Long
???
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"Life's a bi*ch but god forbid the bi*ch divorce me"- Nas
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by Davone_Is_BessT on Dec 19, 2009 8:41 AM EST up reply actions
good call
lol
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by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 21, 2009 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
Vanman – ‘cause I want a REAL US Marine at MY side
ex-sniper – ummmm isn’t it obvious?
Ferguson – he would knock everyone else down it one sweep!
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"You know, I believe we have two lives. The life we learn with and the life we live with after that. " - Glenn Close in The Natural
I'll take Crowder to talk shit
and Carey and Soliai to destroy everyone. And replace myself with Lousaka, then film the fun lol
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by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 17, 2009 9:46 PM EST reply actions
Denney, Carpenter and Fields...
if we were fighting angry schoolgirls.
and the dragfly aint a beer. on the flip! - Finsxfactor's tribute to Wild Zion Beaver
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still might lose
Fields is goofy lol
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by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 17, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Denney to hold 'em down
while Carpenter & Fields kick the shit of ’em?
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by Tunaflipper on Dec 18, 2009 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
I know
Chad Henne since he be able to throw any beer bottle hard and accurate so no one would get close. Teddy so he could get a few brawlers to chase him as he runs scared and lures them off. Then Jake Long to finish off who hasn’t been knocked out by beer bottles and chasing Ted Ginn. Thats right, best combo right there :-)
by inyourface6336 on Dec 18, 2009 12:06 AM EST reply actions
polite, of course
yeremiah bell..the due it tought no doubt
brian hartline. that mo-fugga is tough.. forget size and weight. i want pride and hate
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
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shit
and cameron wake. i need 4 guys. big crew.
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forget size and weight. i want pride and hate
medic ur legendary
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by Davone_Is_BessT on Dec 19, 2009 8:43 AM EST up reply actions
thanx man ;)
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
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It depends.
If it is merely to get the other guy to buy you drinks and apologize like a little bitch, then I would take:
Jake Long
Joey Haynos
Tony McDaniel
In my experience just size is enough to make most anyone not want to fight.
But if it were an actual brawl:
Joey Porter
Jake Long
Matt Roth (if he was a Dolphin in 2009, he is allowed to be on the list.)
Dolphins and Gators baby!
lmao great idea
i’ll take j-peezy any day
lousaka monster
and McDaniel-guy looks scary
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I would have to say
1) Polite
2) Porter
3) Long
That would be my 3 starters, and for some depth I would have:
1) Wake
2) McDaniel
3) Bell
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... it wouldn't matter...
… I’d still get my ass kicked..!!
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Aawww, c'mon Alpha!
Gotta have more confidence in yourself man. See, I’m fully confident that I would hide under a table like a scared little bitch while they beat the crap outta the guys, then come out and talk tough to them after the fighting was done.
Of course, I’m a big pussy like that.
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haha
i’ve already used it all for self medication.
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lol you'd still wimp out
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Easy one here
Polite (I mean honestly, the way he blows up linebackers, he should be an auto lock.
Long (He’s a monster and edges out McDaniel simply for what appears to be the crazy factor)
Crowder (I have a few friends that played with him at UF and have told me quite entertaining stories about how he would go to frat parties and instigate fights just so he had an excuse to beat people up)
ok ok ok
i have rethought, and now have th perfect 3 guys to get in a brawl with.
Jake Grove. probably the meanest dude on the team
Cam Wake. Jake Grove doesnt even want to fight him
Losaka Polite. He will take out at least one guy before you ever have to throw a punch.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
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lousaka can kill a man just by staring at him
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losaka polite
is being sued by lego for throwing so many blocks.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
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chuckle...
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by Tunaflipper on Dec 19, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
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