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Around SBN: Nevin Shapiro Vows To Bring Down Miami

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  1. Textument
  2. an argument held via text messages

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I don't like textuments...

… as they always end in the phone flying and hitting something hard…

Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"You know, I believe we have two lives. The life we learn with and the life we live with after that. " - Glenn Close in The Natural

by Alpha6 on Dec 14, 2009 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

I don't text, therefore I will NEVER have a textument

Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)

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Driver of the draft Brandon Spikes bandwagon

by PhinsTifosi on Dec 14, 2009 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

I had a textument with my female friend the other day over whether she should get a breast reduction

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2009 5:16 PM EST reply actions  

i won =)

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2009 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

What did you win.... ;-]

Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"You know, I believe we have two lives. The life we learn with and the life we live with after that. " - Glenn Close in The Natural

by Alpha6 on Dec 16, 2009 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Textrument sounds like excrement

Current Phinsider Feud Points: 23

T.Lex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt. Can't just suppress sixty five million years of gut instinct.

by Patssuck456 on Dec 19, 2009 3:04 PM EST reply actions  

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