Wildcat Weekly Issue 5: Staying Alive

Issue 5:
Current Record (6-6, 4-2)

My apologies for not being up to par on putting up a Wildcat Weekly after a very crucial victory in Carolina. To be honest, graduating college isn't as easy as I thought it would be, plus I was a bit down after that tough loss to Buffalo. But how about beating the Patriots at their own game Sunday! We hung in there and Chad Henne eclipses the 300 mark and throws for 2 scores. If Henne outshined Brady and Vontae outshined Moss, then hell, I'm pretty damn excited for the future.

Handing the Pats their first consecutive loss streak in three years sure feels good. Yes, we hate the Jets, but I love knowing that we are the team that gives New England the most trouble. I mean, if we can beat them (and it feels like we beat them every year) we can beat anybody right? We get this swagger after a victory like that, even makes me just want to scream "I'm the Juggernaut bitch!" to anybody in a Patriot jersey.  Crazy how, the Patriots have not won a road game in the country this year, while the Fins are 5-0 in December under Sparano.

One of the few times, we were happy he was NOT sacked.

What impressed me Sunday...

The Pats gave the ball over twice in the red zone, we converted on two fourth downs that led to scores.

We got pressure when we needed to and they didn't.

Henne is one resilient robot man. The dude makes some bonerific throws. Every week he makes an awesome throw that makes me gotta have more Henne! I mean the TD pass to Hartline was a throw only 5% of QB's out there can make. And he loves that cutback route on a roll out on fourth down to Camarillo. I loved watching Pennington, but I feel alot happier having Henne in there on 3rd and 8's because I feel that he will convert it 9/10 times. I don't know about you but I'm willing to bet our conversion percentage on 3rd and more than 5 is probably 2 times higher than last year.

VD is otherworldly. How the heck did he catch this!?

Quick Hits:

• The Indianapolis Colts have 113 wins this decade (2000-2009), tying the Niners of the 90's and 3 wins above the Patriots this decade as well. If, and WHEN, they win one of their next four games they will have the most wins EVER in a 10 year period. This is what happens when you have a franchise QB like Peyton Manning. Gotta be happy that we might have a great QB in the future as well. The Dolphins of the 70's have 109 wins, BTW.
• If Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, then the world might be saved after Saturday's SEC Championship. Honestly, I know your a competitor Tim, but hold it together. Your college team is arguably the best ever, you've lost like 5 times in your life, you have won the Heisman Trophy and will soon make millions in the NFL. And have you seen your girlfriend, bro? She's effing angelic. In fact, if you weren't so PERFECT you'd say SCREW football and sit and home and play with those funbags like a cat batting at string. Showing glory to God is one thing, but I think even Jesus thinks you're retarded.
• You may have heard that Tom Brady and Gisele welcomed a baby boy Tuesday. But in other under the radar news, the paternity test is official, Vontae Davis IS Tom Brady's Daddy!

OWNED! (Pic courtesy of Matty)

Wildcat Weekly Points-

Feel free to comment below and predict the score and 3 other minor predictions about Sunday's game in Jax.

For example, here's mine...

Miami 31, Carolina 28

1. Henne throws his first game of 3 TD passes.
2. Randy Starks will have 2 sacks. Wake will have one.
3. We have a TD pass of 50+ yards.

Closest prediction is the Nostradamus of the Week and gets 5 WW points!

Here are the point totals so far:


Matty-6
Mosul-5
Chupathingy-5 (Last Trivia Winner)
NCMike- 5 (Predicted Carolina Score)
kdock-5
BuckeyeBill- 3


Trivia:

You know the drill. First to post all 5 correct answers below gets 5 WW points!

1.) Who leads the team in tackles? How many does he have?

2.) Which week did our offense have the most total yards?

3.) In how many weeks did we not have a turnover?

4.) The Miami Dolphins had a perfect season record in the 1970s. In that particular season, they had two running backs who rushed for 1000 yards. Who was their third running back who also rushed for over 500 yards in that season?

5.) Only 6 non-kickers have led the league in scoring. Of these players, give me the name of the only WR to do it, the only RB to do it more than once, and the RB that holds the most points for a single season in NFL history.

So that's it boys and girls. We face a surprising 7-5 Jaguars team and the team that loses this game probably won't be featured in the playoffs. One game at a time, let's walk into their stadium and steal one. I expect a confident Henne and an aerial attack to rain down on their secondary! Let's go Fins, its about time we got over the hump and became a team over .500. LETS GO FINS!!!

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