This is the Injury Report for the Week Nine Contest between the Miami Dolphins and New England Patriots at Foxboro's Gillette Stadium. I know I said I was gonna do these on Fridays, but I find myself with a grandiose amount of free time right now. In case you haven't heard, the Jets lost. Nothing especially new has occured this week in my boring life. I might be in love though.
Super game in New York. Thank god they are closing down that dump they call the Meadowlands. Obviously kudos go out to Ted Ginn, for not making me ponder suicide after seeing him during a game. Henne is holding onto the football for an exorbitant amount of time, even though the Offensive Line isn't helping. Props to the Gerbil for his pass rush, even though he was expectedly mediocre in his pass coverage. A boo to Pasqualoni for relenting on the pass rush and giving JaMarcus Russell (wait I meant Sanchez) time to be accurate. A boo to Henning for the most bland play-calling I've ever seen. If the Dolphins are going to seize control, this will be the week to do it. From 2003 until last year, Patriots have had uncontested control over our division. Time to hit the bastards in the mouth again.
The Miami Dolphins
Well, well. Look who's back on the list for the second time in a row. Notice how he has actually shut up since he isn't playing?
Channing Crowder, LB (Shoulder- Limited Participation in Practice).
Jason Ferguson, DT (Elbow- Limited Participation in Practice).
Will Allen, CB (Left Knee). Replaced by Vontae Davis.
11/3- Johnathon Nalbone- Practice squad addition, James Robinson- Practice squad deletion.
The New England Patriots
I've had quite the bit of fun on Pats Pulpit, but it won't cloud my judgment or my hate. Patriots suck. Belicheck sucks. Tom Brady sucks. Wes Welker sucks. Junior Seau sucks. Randy Moss sucks. I'm honestly more worried about Watson this week though. He's sneaky.
Julian Edelman, WR (Forearm- Did not participate in practice).
Jarvis Green, DE (Knee- Did not participate in practice).
Matt Light, T (Knee- Did not participate in practice).
Sammy Morris, RB (Knee- Did not participate in practice).
Fred Taylor, RB (Ankle- Did not participate in practice).
Ty Warren, DE (Ankle- Did not participate in practice).
Jonathon White, CB (Illness- Did not participate in practice).
Tom Brady, QB (Right Shoulder- Full participation in practice).
Randy Moss, WR (Shoulder- Full participation in practice).
Benjamin Watson, TE (Back- Limited participation in practice).
Chris Taylor, (Shoulder).
George Bussey, (Knee).
Shawn Crable, (Groin).
Tyrone McKenzie, (Right Knee).
11/3- Robert Agnone practice squad deletion. Rob Myers practice squad addition.
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