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Let's talk about Rex Ryan, can we talk about Rex Ryan?

What's up guys? Lifelong Phin fan just a recent reader of the Phinsider, great to be in a great Dolphin fan community.

Before I start thinking full time about this BIG game against the Pats, I wanted to talk about Rex Ryan a little bit. Now I don't want to lower myself to the level of the Jest (haha) and their fans in talking crap about them but Rex Ryan just gets my goat man, simply put, he is a ridiculous individual. Basically from day one too, when he started stirring the pot with the patriots, and at the time, I thought that was alright. I guess he was just trying to make a statement as the new coach in our division. The first thing that started cementing my opinion of him was his back and forth with Channing Crowder. As a coach, you gotta be above that. Arguing with an opposing teams player is just pathetic.

When the jets were 3-0, his talk sounded great, they were winning and riding high. Now that they are 1-3 in their last 4, he just sounds like a pompous, indignant asshole. He can't concede that he has gotten beat twice. He can barely compliment someone who rightly beats him while Tony Sparano, like he said, "isn't afraid to do that." His arrogance borders on hubris and even though he loses, he's not coming down from that high of 3-0. You notice how they always show his face on TV when something goes wrong for the Jets? They want to se what kind of dick reaction he is gonna have. I can easily say I didn't hate the Mangenius as much as I hate Jabba Ryan. I know I'm not alone on this one, especially among Phin fans, but I think it's only a matter of time before the rest of the league realizes what he really is. What do you guys think? Anything else I didn't say?

PS Has he ever eaten a vegetable? 


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Here's to hoping that the fat ass is Jest coach for a long time. Then every year the Phins can look at the schedule

and put gimmies in the W column – in ink, not pencil!

This year is the best this Jest team is gonna be – all downhill after this year!

Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)

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by PhinsTifosi on Nov 5, 2009 6:27 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

"borders on hubris"....wow....gotta look that one up...

you had me at “vegetable”…….

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by zero13 on Nov 5, 2009 9:40 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

ehem... I need to clear my throat for this

That fat bastard who can’t see his shoes or zipper needs to put Calvin Pace’s dick back into his mouth to shut him up. He’s supposed to be a happy fat man, not a arrogant and assinine fat man. He needs to shut up so that he stops giving people proof that he’s really ignorant. His lack of intelligence is almost Madden-like.

OK, I’m done now. Did I make myself clear enough?

by NC Mike on Nov 5, 2009 12:11 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

haha

that was beautiful thank you.

by ClownBabyPhinFan on Nov 5, 2009 1:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

not just 1-3 in their last 4, but

1-4 in their last 5!! What a Douche-nozzle!!

Dolphins and Gators baby!

by gatorfin on Nov 5, 2009 1:10 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

he's never met a vegetable he didn't deep fry in wasabe batter

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 5, 2009 2:01 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

hmmm...
Has he ever eaten a vegetable?

Doubtful, a few vegatarians maybe… lol…

Yeah, It's got a Henne!

by Yeah, it's got a Henne on Nov 5, 2009 5:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

okay okay

you guys swept us, and our coach is fat. that doesn’t make you a super bowl contender. if we suck so bad, beating us twice is not that ig a deal. seriously, congrats, but you guys still suck rotted goose anus.

by hossanfeffer on Nov 5, 2009 6:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like a Jets fan. Bart Scott's cousin?

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by Farorefox on Nov 5, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

haha wow

typical jets fan. did I say anything about us being a super bowl contender? in a word, no. did I say anything about you guys sucking? in a word again, no. talking strictly about your coach, no one else, who is a douche.

by ClownBabyPhinFan on Nov 5, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ya did kinda say

that we could look at the schedule next year and put big W’s in ink..haha.

I mean I’m on your side, but..just sayin’.

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by Dave.Phuller on Nov 5, 2009 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

nope

not me man, that was phinstifosi.
no matter how good we may be in the future or how bad they might be in the future or vice versa, those will always be close fought games.

by ClownBabyPhinFan on Nov 6, 2009 12:31 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I know, I was just wishing a little. But I am serious that I think as long as Jabba The Ryan is coach

this is their best year and that it is downhill from here.

Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)

Attorney General of the Matty I Fan Club
Driver of the draft Brandon Spikes bandwagon

by PhinsTifosi on Nov 8, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you have a great name man

Always Sunny inspired?

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 3:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

yes sir!

definitley, I’m glad someone caught that, one of the best shows on television.

by ClownBabyPhinFan on Nov 6, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Rex is just like his dad. A grade A asshole!

His father acused Shula of cheating and some things can never be forgiven.

"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle

by texascowpunk on Nov 7, 2009 11:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

like father, like son.

Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)

Attorney General of the Matty I Fan Club
Driver of the draft Brandon Spikes bandwagon

by PhinsTifosi on Nov 8, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly! I have heard of paying for the sins of the father but hes trying to revive them!

"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle

by texascowpunk on Nov 8, 2009 10:35 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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