The Dolphins' Secret Weapon Against Brady
by LeftCoastFinFan on Nov 4, 2009 2:32 PM EST
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PrintI seem to be picking up on a lot of doubt from folks around here about whether or not these Miami "Smashmouth" Dolphins can beat up on the New England "Hair pulling, girly slapping, pansy-ass" Patriots. All I can say to this is,
WHAT THE HELL FIN FANS?!!
I mean, come on folks! Even when the Fins have been going through the worst of times we have somehow figured out how to beat the Pats.
So ASIDE from the fact that the stinkin' Pats lost Richard Seymour.... ASIDE from the fact that their starting DE is out, and they are on the 3rd string guy.... ASIDE from the fact that they have been short on LBs and will probably not be able to stop the WC effectively with what they have..... ASIDE from the fact that right now we have THREE CBs playing better than ANY Dolphins CBs since Madison and Surtain.... ASIDE from the fact that it is THIS game that Sparano and Co. have been grooming Pat White and the SECRET spread offense for... ASIDE from ALL THAT, WHAT is the ONE thing that has been consistent through the years; the thing that is our consistent "Patriot Killer"; the thing that gives Brady nightmares before a game with the Dolphins???
If you don't know, you are probably either a new Dolphins fan or not a fan at all. So rather than spell it out for you, let me SHOW you.
Ireland to Sparano: "Tony, last year our secret weapon against the Pats was the Wildcat. But THIS YEAR…. wait’ll Brady gets a load of THIS!!"
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"Ya know, I usually feel bad about picking on someone smaller… but YOU, I LOVE knocking the crap out of…."
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"Pssst…. Tom… guess who?"
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"Just pretend he's a grape, Crowder. Keep crushing him until he let's out a little wine."
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"C'mere boy! Don't you run from me, son! That will only make it worse!"
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"BILL, HELP!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! OH GOD, NOW HE CAN FLY????!!"
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"RUN TOM! RUN!!! WE CAN’T STOP HIM!! HE’S COMING! HE’S COMING!!!!"
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"LOOK! I’M THROWING IT AWAY!! YOU CAN HAVE IT… OH PLEASE, DEAR LORD SAVE ME!"
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"Taxi! Get me out of here… quick!!!"
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"Look man, I told you. Next time, just stay down."
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"Hey Tom, here’s your nuts back. You left ’em on the field."
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Most of these I posted in a thread last year, but I thought now would be a good time to resurrect it and get everyone fired up about this game. If you don't think for one second, that Tom Brady is PAINFULLY aware that JT is once again a Miami Dolphin, you haven't been paying attention!
GO FINS!!!!!!!!
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Well done. Oh, how I missed JT last year. Why do you think Washington is doing so bad this year ;)
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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Oh and you know he's in Thelma's head
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Sparano: Joey Porter, What is best in life?
Porter: To crush The Jets, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of Mark Sanchez
who's thelma?
like thelma and louise?
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by LeftCoastFinFan on Nov 4, 2009 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Can't wait and may even call in sick so I can watch the game
I honestly feel we have the personnel to beat the top tier teams IF we don’t beat ourselves so just like the game against N.O. I predict a huge win.
by firedanhenningnow on Nov 4, 2009 2:44 PM EST reply actions
yea dude, that sux
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lol thanks =)
I just really think that JT is gonna smell the fear, like a shark smells blood.
All Tommy boy is gonna be thinkin’ is “Please don’t hurt my knee!”
We are going to crush them!!!
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Nov 4, 2009 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
thats the one that matters
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Awesomeness Lefty!!! Rec'd.
I was actually just thinking about that post you put these in last year and how funny it would be to re-read it to get more pumped for the game.
Great minds do indeed think alike. =p
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great minds do indeed.
….and then there’s you and me…
;-)
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by LeftCoastFinFan on Nov 4, 2009 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
LOL Very true.
"Why don't you put that in a memo and entitle it 'Shit I Already Know'!" - Sarge from Red vs. Blue
I can't brain today, I have the dumb.
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haha, JT looks like the king in 300...
“Cruel Belichick demands that you stand. I demand only that you kneel….on every down resulting in turnovers….”
Jason Taylor: Dolphins! Prepare for glory!
Belichick: Glory? Have you gone mad? There is no glory to be had now! Only retreat, or surrender or death!
Jason Taylor (laughing): Well, that’s an easy choice for us, Patriot! Dolphins never retreat! Dolphins never surrender! There is only victory, and the road to the division title goes through us! Go spread the word. Let every Patriot fan assembled in Foxboro know the truth of this. Let each among them remember the WildCat and search his own soul. And while you’re at it, search your own.
Brady: Did he say “death”?
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Nov 4, 2009 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
Tonight, we dine in Foxboro!!!
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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
OMG MAN...I LAUGHED AT ALL THE QUOTES LOL
REC’D
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"Why not us?"- Tony Sparano
haha good work man
fun post, JT baby!
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by el presidente 00 on Nov 4, 2009 4:34 PM EST reply actions
also
the look on Brady’s face in the “I’m throwing it away” pic is priceless!!! Looks like he’s shittin himself!!!! lol
i swear it does, doesn't it?
there is FEAR in that boy’s eyes. =)
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Nov 4, 2009 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
too friggin funny!!!!!
love the post left, j t s gonna get him some sunday. maybe he ‘ll save a little peice for joey and cameron lol . dont forget they don’t have brusci anymore either he he wildcat gone wild .
amazing, awesome
good job rec!! i love the “dear lord please save me” picture.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
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Great post Lefty.
Good point, even though it’s been getting better, probably because of the awful teams they have faced lately, their defense is really suspect. As you say, their D-Line can be run on and the LBs are really slow at coverage and things like screens, etc. I really think Henne can have a solid game against them if we get the running game going.
Wow Lefty, I usually think of you as the clam & collected type. Seems you got a fire burning in you,......nice to see !!
I’LL DRINK TO THAT !!!!!
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FALL IS FOR FOOTBALL !!!!!
AND YES, I'M GOING TO BE IN FLORIDA BY SUNDAY !!!!!!
I just not sure what part I’ll be hanging out in yet, I think Tampa……..
FALL IS FOR FOOTBALL !!!!!
by Ohiofinfan4life on Nov 4, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
never been called a clam before. =)
Cheers brutha!
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Nov 4, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
hey lefty
can you get a shot of Saban’s VCR in there? you know the one, were they taped Brady’s cadence off the TV (cough, cough, cough) broadcast so they could for it… that was a great game — watching the defense jump all over the massholes.
The Future is now, stop the bandwagon and lets get the Henne train rollin, as we all hope that the 14th dwarf is the real prince charming.
hahaha
Here’s your nuts back, you left them on the field.
Classic, Lefty.
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LOL thanks guys!
I just REALLY can’t stand Brady and I REALLY REALLY want to see JT turn him over his knee and whoop his little GQ @ss!!!! =)
And you know what? Out of all the teams that have beaten the Pats in the past few years, the Fins have the best winning percentage. Think about how many bad years we have had as a team, since 2001 when Brady took over. And the Pats are 9-5 against us over that time period.
And against the rest of the AFC East? 25-3.
The stinkin Pats are certainly the team to beat in the AFCE, and the Dolphins are the best equipped to do it!
GO FINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Nov 5, 2009 12:00 AM EST reply actions
Wow
That was Hilarious, great job man.
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pretty damn funny. rec'd.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 AM EST reply actions
thx! hey, can you go rec my post on Gangrene? =)
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Nov 5, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
no because I'm banned
Don't question my fandominium.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 5, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
lol yeah, I know
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 5, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
LOL...you are banned DIB?
What did you do?
by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
Most of us are banned from GGN.
Because their “fans” can’t take some smack talking and because their lead blogger likes to ban anyone who disagrees with him and isn’t 100% pro Jets.
I got banned for pointing out that he bans Phins fans for talking smack and using foul language, but Jets fans can use gay slurs and call us much worse names and nothing happens to them at all. I just said that looked a little hypocritical and so he banned me. Proved my point nicely though. LOL
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lame dude
at least i deserved my ban. even matty would’ve banned me if i acted like i did over there, here
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
i don't remember anymore
if it happened more than a day ago, i probably won’t remember. memory is shot thanks to the mj
i do remember a lot of comments about their QB being a faggot and their HC being fat and a faggot
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
Well I guess it's about time that I get banned over there too then
How long do the bans last?
by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Until he decides to revoke it I think.
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u cant ban a woman
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... excellent... and best quote...
“Hey Tom, here’s your nuts back. You left ’em on the field.”
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
… with a gooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
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it's amazing how JT goes Super Saiyan whenever Tom is playing
Tom Brady got injured last year because there should never be a Pats/Phins game when JT isn’t there to rush Tom.
Even when JT is retired, he will come out of the mists to hunt Brady…
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"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
Hell Yeah!!
Awesome post Lefty! Nothing would be sweeter than crushing them up there in Foxboro or whereever they play, who cares. I wan’t to see Brady on his azz early and often.
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With Matt light still out and a rookie protecting Bradys ass, Taylor, Porter and wake could have a brady buffet
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wow lefty
your about to take down rizzy for the rec’d record!
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
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I didn't even know there WAS such a thing?
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Nov 7, 2009 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
there is
matty holds it at 26, with rizzy at 22 i think. I count rz’s as the record cuz matty told everyone to rec his post to keep it at the top. 2 more to tie for the record!
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
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and tied!
holy smokes.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
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31 now!
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
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I loved it Lefty! rec'd of course
Here is my tag for the first pic of 99 & Brady:
“Tommie, you KNOW I own your ass, hope you got plenty of Preperation-H in your locker, you gonna need it today!”
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
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awesome lefty
and JT
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Secret Spread Offense
I like the idea….we need to throw a curve ball on them and be creative, I am sure we will.
Funny post, and very motivating! Go Phins!
Superbowl Starved
you know, i would not put it past Sparano to have been planning for this game since camp.
he knows he will have to pull out something that surprises Belichick.
=)
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Nov 7, 2009 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Jason
is going to open up a big can of brady whoop a$$. -—————————————————————————————————————————→>
CP10 and P.Cobbs get well soon
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