"How I think the rest of the season will play out"/ "Playoff Picture"
On every single other SB Nation blog, I come across the dumbest assumptions of what will happen the rest of the season. I keep finding that everyone thinks the Dolphins will end up 7-9, which frankly is an insult and plain ignorant. So I'm going to make a post about what I would think was going to happen if I was an ignorant bandwagon fan of the Dolphins, who only knows about the Dolphins...because everyone else seems to do the same thing regarding their team, cough...Colts....cough. And I'm only doing it for the AFC because it is dumb enough I have to do this to begin with.
AFC East: Miami: Why? Because I only know of my team in the NFL and don't realize that it is probably close to impossible for my team to win it at this point. Final record: 11-5
AFC South: Jacksonville: I see them winning out but losing one game to the Dolphins while the Colts completely lose out. Final record: 11-5
AFC North: Baltimore: They are probably going to win out all but one game (Miami) while the rest of the teams in their division lose out with the exception of the Bengals. Final Record: 10-6
AFC West: Kansas City: Yeah, the Chiefs...why? Because every other team in their division is going to lose out while Kansas City makes the playoffs with a miraculous 9-7 record.
Wildcard: Indianapolis...10-6
Wildcard: Cincinnati...9-7
Playoffs:
Jacksonville 1st Round Bye
Miami 1st Round Bye
Wildcard Weekend:
Baltimore v. Indianapolis.......Ray Lewis sacks Peyton Manning a record amount of times totaling 9. Adam Vinatieri misses every single field goal and blames Peyton Manning for his 6 INT game and calls him "Mr. Not-so-laser rocket-arm" . Peyton Manning gives deja vu interview while saying "...we're talking about our idiot kicker who got liquored up and ran his mouth off" : Winner: Baltimore 59-0
Kansas City v. Cincinnati........Carson Palmer tears his ACL and MCL as if it was 2005 all over again. Matt Cassel some how pulls out the win while only throwing for 100 yards and two touchdowns, while he finds the Vince Young in himself and rushes for 200 yards. Gives press conference and calls Tom Brady a bitch. Winner: Kansas City. 14-0
AFC Divisional Round
Jacksonville v.Kansas City......MOJO rushes for 250 yards and kneels at the one yard line each time he gets there, telling the people that have him in fantasy football to, "kiss his ass." The Jags score 4 field goals but fail to actually get a touchdown the whole entire game. Matt Cassel again mocks Tom Brady and asks him how it feels to be sitting at home with his illegitimate children. Winner: Kansas City 24-12
Miami v. Baltimore.....Chad Henne throws for 500 yards and 6 touchdowns while giving the Dolphins revenge for the loss to the Ravens last year. Ricky Williams runs for 200 yards and 2 touchdowns. Jason Taylor picks off Joe Flacco 4 times while Sean Smith and Vontae Davis each add a pick-6. Final Score? Miami 70-0
AFC Championship
Kansas City v. Miami....The Dolphins decide to bench Henne in order to rest him for the Super Bowl they know they are making it to. Pat White plays the whole entire game while throwing 5 touchdowns and rushing for 3. Matt Cassel is sacked by Joey Porter who happens to tear his ACL and MCL, Porter asks Cassel how it feels to actually be Tom Brady. Cassel revels that he has also knocked up some models in his spare time. The Chiefs kicker, Mr. Irrelevant Ryan Succop, sucks it up and misses 4 field goals. Ricky Williams rushes for 300 yards and 4 touchdowns. The Dolphins are called the Patriots of 2007 without a Super Bowl loss in their future. Winner: Miami 84-0
The Dolphins go on to win the Super Bowl beating whatever team you fill in the blank with: ___________ ___________.
The End.
Just remember all, this was a joke to mock how some people just don't get it. I understand that half of what I said is either completely improbable or impossible but who cares...GO DOLPHINS.
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lol thanks. I had some fun writing it too.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
I are thikn post be good-true ya da phins is da berst
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 2, 2009 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
about tiem someone agreed with me that the dolphins are going to the superbowl
and the colts are way to overrated i agree on everything
Who DAT: WILDCAT
DOA= DEAD ON ARRIVAL
Chillin in the Henne ERA!!!!
WAKE+brady= Roughing the Passer
lol no it was a joke...I don't believe the Dolphins are going to the Super Bowl or any of those teams will win their division.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
i know i was jk too haha
Who DAT: WILDCAT
DOA= DEAD ON ARRIVAL
Chillin in the Henne ERA!!!!
WAKE+brady= Roughing the Passer
phew...good.
I still hate the Colts though
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
almost every one else does to
Who DAT: WILDCAT
DOA= DEAD ON ARRIVAL
Chillin in the Henne ERA!!!!
WAKE+brady= Roughing the Passer
only so many
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
not really
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I dont think they are one of the teams with a lot of haters.
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by texascowpunk on Nov 29, 2009 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry
Unfortunately, I see us missing the playoff this year
Buffalo … W (but not by much)
New England … W (decisively)
Jacksonville …. W
and the 3 win streak will be our downfall. This is where we’re eliminated from the playoff race.
Tennessee … L
Houston … L
but we end the season by
Pittsburg …W (thus, knocking Pittsburg out of the playoffs)
it was all a joke.
and I don’t think that we will lose to the Titans…not happening.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
that wouldn't be good for your mood lol
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by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 29, 2009 2:47 AM EST up reply actions
lol I hate them
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 29, 2009 9:30 AM EST up reply actions
DIB I have come to the conclusion that you have wayyyyyyy too much hate!
Dont be a hater. Besides you need to save up all your hate for the Jets and Pats!
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by texascowpunk on Nov 29, 2009 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
I now hate the Bills more
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 29, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
I bet!
Its too bad to hear that there fans act like Jets fans.
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by texascowpunk on Nov 30, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
i think we can beat houston and tenn
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lol I think I pointed out in the beginning that I was going to do it as if I was stupid
but thanks for the rec…it was a lot of fun to write it.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
I did read that. I thought you were doing it as somesort of a what the hell kind of post because everyone else was doing it.
Then I saw some of the predictions and I thought “Put the bong down sister!”
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by texascowpunk on Nov 27, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
lol no, they were clear jokes (I hoped) I was laughing so hard when I was writing some of them
I’m glad you caught it was a joke though
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
I knew you could not be serious.
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by texascowpunk on Nov 27, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
no, I can be serious...i.e. my last post up there in the rec's...that you rec'd...
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Right!
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by texascowpunk on Nov 27, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
Good friggin mocking..!
I swear anyone could do some of these sports pundits job (writing).
So much none-sense, blow-hard, drivel….
I’m so happy I’m not the only one who thinks Peyton Manning and his Colts are so like 3 midgets standing on each other’s shoulders to make it look like a 9 ft person.
Releasing after eating too much turkey..? LOL
Gooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol I just had to mock
I couldn’t resist because I read some of the stuff and I’m like “what the hell.”
And I didn’t eat enough turkey lol so I don’t think its that….thanks for the rec though, I know you were offended that Matt Cassel gets his ACL and MCL torn.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah............ right... ;-]
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lol that's right
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Well, the turkey part I believe...
… the torn ACL part is a laugher!
Some people bleed when players get hurt………… I don’t.
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lol ok good, I was worried you were going to hate me because your favorite player
tears muscles in his leg in my fantasy.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, wut? Surely you're mistakin...
Cassel has never ever been my favorite.
I don’t like any of the muppets out of NE…!
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lol I was kidding
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 28, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
P.S. Everyone
This is just a joke. Read the posts entirely before you comment.
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lol good point
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
But then what fun would that be? Besides where does that leave poor Sam?
I only reads about 1 out of 10 post.
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by texascowpunk on Nov 27, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
well he better read this whole thing
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
He might. You can never predict exactly what Sam may or may not do.
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by texascowpunk on Nov 27, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
well there is one guarantee
he will comment on every comment once everyone stops reading comments.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
With 90% of them one word comments!
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by texascowpunk on Nov 27, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
DIB or TCP - someone has to post a samory for him
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
I think there has to be a formal request first!
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by texascowpunk on Nov 27, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
ok, samory please
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Good! No samory needed!
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by texascowpunk on Nov 29, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
thank you
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by texascowpunk on Nov 30, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
You mean there are people who disrespect a post by not reading it all..?
Bastards!
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lol yeah, like you...just kidding
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Wow way to miss out on us!
Can we at least go 10-6 with the other wild card spot? You’re being heartless!
(I laughed at the AFC Championship result. Nice)
I still bet that you’ll get the Wild Card spot. You’ll see. You’re a stud WR, a good TE and a stud MLB from being a perennial playoff team.
lol well even in the post I point out that it is almost impossible for us to get the division
but in order for my theme to happen…I had to make us take it. I apologize for my heatlessness…but it was more funny if I left you guys out. I needed those two teams in as wildcard teams to get my jokes going. I hope you didn’t take the Tom Brady parts too close to heart ;). I’m hoping we still get that wildcard spot too but just remember…the post was all jokes, I couldn’t be serious in it.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
phew lol
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
ROFLMFAO DIB! We can still wish it were all true, can't we DIB?
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
... especially the Matt Cassel part... LOL!
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lol no because I actually like him...sort of.
He’s just not thriving in Kansas City.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
I'm surprised by him numbers, actually.
How he has put up more TDs than Picks behind an O-Line that either gives him half a second to throw, or just tackles Cassel themselves to save the defense time.
by Richard Hill on Nov 27, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
true, its just Kansas City needs a lot to help themselves
and although he is a building block, I was hoping Detriot would take a shot at him because he was proven and now they have Stafford..
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Matt "I Throw Picks" Strafford..!
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yeah, seriously. I was made Culpepper didn't get that start.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
"Made"?
I think you meant “Mad”.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
No crap! They snap the ball and count one Mississippi, and you never get to two before the backfield is full of defenders.
Poor Matt has to start running from the point of the snap to survive. If he gets as slow as Tommy, he’s TOAST!
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 29, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
hahahahahahahahahaha this is why i love you
great job babe, fucking hysterical
oh and of course i rec’d it <3
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Nov 27, 2009 10:18 PM EST reply actions
lol you would come on here for this
oh and thanks….I owe you one.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
u asked me to lol
and yes, yes u do owe me one…how about tonight? ;)
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Nov 27, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
nope, I already have a hot date tonight.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
i'm going to kill nicky
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Nov 27, 2009 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
it isn't even him tonight.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
who is it then?
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Nov 27, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
hmm can't tell
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
yes u can
i promise i won’t hurt him
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Nov 27, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
ugh alright...Nicky.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
i knew it!
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Nov 27, 2009 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
you just aren't able to keep me around the house as of late
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
sry babe, i have been a busy man as of late
i’ll make it up to you though, i promise
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Nov 27, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
well
Nicky’s been busy too….if you know what I mean
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
no i don't lol
why don’t u tell me?
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Nov 28, 2009 1:39 AM EST up reply actions
dont think of inviting me over to make her jealous mhtd
dont think its gonna work
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lol it might.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 28, 2009 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
can't.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 28, 2009 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
u 3 need marrige counsling
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by texascowpunk on Nov 29, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
Psychiatrist?
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That too!
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by texascowpunk on Nov 29, 2009 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
me = win
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by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 29, 2009 2:50 AM EST up reply actions
u = failure at life
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Nov 29, 2009 9:36 AM EST up reply actions
... and you should talk...
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ouch
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by texascowpunk on Nov 30, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
dib
you have lost your freaking mind. lol
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
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it was all a joke...didn't you read that part lol
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
i did
you still lost your mind. =)
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
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lol no, the haters who think we will be 7-9 have lost their minds.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
tru
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
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you have to say you cracked up just a little bit
reading that…and scratched your head a little, too.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
i was agreeing the whole time
then when i saw you were joking i felt foolish and used.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
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lol for that I apologize
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 29, 2009 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
Madden 2010
I love it, sounds just like playing Madden or something……of course with out all the injuries and press conference parts. great work. You are just too cool.
Thanks a lot. They need to make a Madden
with press conferences…I’d be laughing my ass off. Too bad it isn’t Madden though, or else it might come true.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
With your LOVE for Manning, would have expected some career ending injury for him……….but you spared him. Anyway the laser rocket arm thing and liquored up kicker lines are classic, rec’d just for humor alone.
lol thank you. the kicker line was the acutal quote which is why it made that segment so much funnier
but I had to spare him, I rather see him throw 6 picks in one game than see him get hurt.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 27, 2009 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
haha thanks
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 29, 2009 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
lmao nice work
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OFF TO THE GAME!!!
I didn’t think I’d waste a fanpost….but here I go…..GO DOLPHINS
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 29, 2009 9:30 AM EST reply actions
Have fun kiddo!
See you and all your picks when you get back!
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by texascowpunk on Nov 29, 2009 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
u jynx it...
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No such thing as a jinx. What doomed us was shitty second half defense.
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by texascowpunk on Nov 30, 2009 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
jinx jinx jinx
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What? You didn't do the Super Bowl? Let Me Try:
Minnesota v. Miami….First offensive series, Adrian Peterson is hit by Crowder so hard, he runs into the wrong endzone, where he’s tackled for a safety. He spends the rest of the game on the sidelines clicking his heels together and saying, “There’s no place like home.” Ted Ginn, Jr. runs the ensuing kickoff back for a TD putting Miami up 9-0 in the first minute. Favre taking the field again is pressured by Taylor and throws to Harvin as three Dolphin defenders converge. The play is ruled an incompletion as the ball explodes along with Harvin. Favre never realizes the loss as he continues to look for Harvin the rest of the game as Taylor racks up a Super Bowl record 23 sacks for -243 yards. On offense Jake Long does such a good job of containing Jared Allen, that by the end of the game Jake takes Jared home in a jar and keeps him on a shelf. The Dolphins find an answer to Ginn dropping passes by using him as a replacement for Ronnie in the Wildcat, which is renamed “Wild Ginn Fizz”. Favre develops a hang-nail on his non throwing hand that causes him to throw a Super Bowl record 68 picks (all but three of which were returned for a TD). Said Madden, “He threw those passes like a little kid out there, and now he has a new record for his Hall of Fame career.” Unfortunately, with all of the defensive TD’s, the offense was only on the field long enough to score 3. Dolphins win, 485-0.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 29, 2009 12:43 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
After the game, Rex Ryan said, "The better team sat home in February."
At which point, Madden thought Ryan was dissing Favre and pimp-slapped him into submission.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 29, 2009 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Funny, funny, funny stuff man! Rec'd!
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"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
by texascowpunk on Nov 29, 2009 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
lmao nice one...I'll have to add that in and give credit to you...when I'm done crying about the game that is
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 29, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
Ginn couldn't catch a handoff.
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You saying his kids will look like this?

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 1, 2009 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like something by Picasso.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 1, 2009 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
... looks like MHTD last date...
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yea, couldn't look at your mom for longer than one second
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 1, 2009 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
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... my mom died... not funny...
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"You know, I believe we have two lives. The life we learn with and the life we live with after that. " - Glenn Close in The Natural
this is going to sound really dickish
but are you being serious? or saying this as a joke? (sorry to even ask this, and if it is true i am very very sorry, but i have had this card pulled on me too many times as a joke to make me feel bad and hate to even ask this question, but i get a little skeptical whenever someone says this right after i make a joke about their momma…again, i am truly sorry for your loss if this is true, i know how hard it can be)
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 1, 2009 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
We are good...!
Yeah, people can be such shits.
All jokes are cool here…
Some of the threads at the blog have me bent in the chair looking at the floor laughing loud as hell…
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hahaha yea
we get pretty crazy here lol
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 1, 2009 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
lol just a tad
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by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 1, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
im sorry, it was just a good comeback
didn’t mean to offened you
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Oh crap...
… even tho mom passed… you guys are funny. No offense taken! It was definitely a good comeback (and I had none).
You guys keep it coming, I can take it. You two are good people! Even tho it’s true… I was joking, don’t feel bad… my moma woulda looked at you twice tho MHTD… LOL!
Let’s go Cash Cab!
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lol ok good
this coulda been bad
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henne sits to rest arm..ronnie comes in at qb and throws many td's to JT,who happened...
to be active at TE…Yeah,it could happen…
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lol not bad
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 29, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
I can only wish
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 29, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
alright....I'll get on it right now...I don't know when it'll be up though.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 29, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Well DIB, you sure have unfettered optimism
i’ll give you that. =)
Obviously, the Fins can’t have an 11-5 record now, but If they can get by the Pats, i would say we still have a shot at the division.
Cross em is you got em… fingers, toes, earlobes for those with extremely long and stretched out ones….
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Dec 2, 2009 12:16 PM EST reply actions
lol I'll do my crossing...and yeah this post made more sense when it was last week.
all jokes though.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Dec 2, 2009 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
LMAO
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