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Wassup Dolphins faithful?  MaPatsFan dropping by from Beantown.  A bit of a hammering on the Titans, a romp 'cross the pond at Wembley, and we're back home in good 'ol Foxborough, MA.  We're struggling to find our third receiver behind Randy Moss and ex-Fin Wes Welker, but rookie Brandon Tate, recently off the PUP, seems to be coming along nicely.  With Fred Taylor out, we're still waiting for a workhorse RB to emerge (Laurence Maroney is doing ok, but certainly not turning heads).

Defensively, we've been lacking a solid pass rusher for a long time, but the secondary is finally starting to shape up; Brandon Meriweather is emerging as a leader and a rotating cast at CB have been holding down the fort.  Enough of that.  Fire away with any questions you have about my Patriots and I'll try to check back often and answer what you've got.  Your fearless leader is doing the same at Pats Pulpit.  Thank you for hammering the Jets, btw.

 

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We’re gonna hammer you guys away as well, i’ll get my broom out for that 2nd win down in Miami. How bad do you plan on losing?

by PhinsFan69 on Nov 2, 2009 8:54 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Not so fast

His Highness is back, dontcha know! At least that’s what every media mouthpiece was saying about Brady when the season started. He’s connecting better these days, so I wouldn’t be too confident on that hammer thing.

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by MaPatsFan on Nov 2, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Dont you mean her highness?

God save the Queen!

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by Patssuck456 on Nov 2, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol nice

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 8:38 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd hate to dissipate the smug cloud that is swirling over your head

but you tore up the Titans secondary with no Nick Harper or Cortland Finnegan… doesn’t get any harder than that

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 3, 2009 1:12 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Do you think Brady will have a career fay agiants our 3 rookie DBs?

"Permanence, perseverance and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragements, and impossibilities: It is this, that in all things distinguishes the strong soul from the weak." Thomas Carlyle

Sparano yelled to the next receiver, imploring him to, "go get the (expletive) football."

by Neo on Nov 2, 2009 8:57 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

day***

"Permanence, perseverance and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragements, and impossibilities: It is this, that in all things distinguishes the strong soul from the weak." Thomas Carlyle

Sparano yelled to the next receiver, imploring him to, "go get the (expletive) football."

by Neo on Nov 2, 2009 8:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's been steadily improving

A lot of it has to do with his receiver connections. If Brady is on the same page as Moss and Welker (ie: making the same adjustments), it’ll work out ok. That and the Phins are 21st in passing D.

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by MaPatsFan on Nov 2, 2009 9:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Stop throwing out STATISTICS. You know how we revile those horrid little things.

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by Farorefox on Nov 2, 2009 9:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by Enhalen on Nov 2, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

these are just imaginary numbers meant to hurt us

we must BURN them!!!

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by Souwantmyname on Nov 3, 2009 1:13 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

agreed lol

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 8:38 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll change that a bit...

…“He’s been steadily improving” against the Titans and the Bucs. Yes, he’s shown progression and he’s shown the long ball, but this is really our first yardstick of showing where our Golden Boy is.

by The Hill on Nov 2, 2009 11:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree with this

He has been improving throughout the season. He played well against the Ravens and Broncos – but only for one half.

I still don’t think he’s back at full strength, though, so it will definitely be a challenge.

by hythlodaeus on Nov 3, 2009 2:57 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Two level heads...

Wow. Most other fans lick at the Brady knee. I say he’s healed up and he just aint playing to what he used to. He’s also an Attention Whore…. anything to take away from his poor play.

Btw, “Golden Boy” was first annointed on Dan Marino…. so find another monicker for yours. K?

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by Alpha6 on Nov 4, 2009 12:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It took Peyton around 8 weeks to get back to playing like his old self

Tom had a whole year off, and has shown flashes.

Another thing that hasn’t been discussed much is that in between times, Welker and Moss had to try to establish timing with Cassel and get adjusted to his style of play. He wasn’t a plug in.

Now they are switching back over to Tom, so it isn’t just like throwing the Tommy switch. All three are adjusting. Galloway tried it and couldn’t adjust. He was plug awful.

Tom may not be all the way back, but some of the miscues might not have been his either. There are multiple options on most of the routes, and if they’re not on the same page with the route they’re choosing it’s an incompletion or worse a pick.

The Dolphins and Colts games will tell us alot.

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 12:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not if we can somehow find a pass rush

I have always said if you put pressure on Brady, he is an average QB at best that will make mistakes throwing the ball. But if we sit back and only rush 4 and they can’t get to him within 3 seconds, he will have a field day against our rookies.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 10:38 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

if you're the dolphins,

what do you do to beat the pats? i think i know my answer but im looking to hear from you

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by el presidente 00 on Nov 2, 2009 9:10 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

score more points? you play to win the game

Helloooo ? you play to win the game . lol

by MauMontaV5 on Nov 2, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

smartass lol

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by el presidente 00 on Nov 2, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lmao

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 8:38 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

How to beat the Patriots

Pass rush and lots of pressure. That’s how our mutual enemy, the Jets, managed to snag a W. On the offensive side, the Pats D is weak on the pass rush and the corners tend to leave a cushion; I could see Henne dinkin’ and dunkin’ his way to some points. The long bombs may not work because our safeties are doing fairly well.

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by MaPatsFan on Nov 2, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

based on the games vs the saints and colts

i thought just keeping brady off the field what be enough, as we did with manning and brees. we outplayed the colts for sure, and let the saints back in. i think it’ll be similar with this game… the only question is can miami keep with it for a full 4 quarters?

should be interesting…

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by el presidente 00 on Nov 2, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Burn up the clock with the run and keep Brady off the field.

Running through the middle is tough to do, but they’ve had some trouble setting the edge. They’ve given up some big plays there.

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 2, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that seems like the thing to do with this years team

pounding the rock is something the dolphins are doing very well this year, but defense certainly hasnt done its share in the fourth quarter…
games against teams like the pats cant have a back and forth game into the fourth… we would lose

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by el presidente 00 on Nov 2, 2009 10:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Im not so sure about that, the first couple of games it worked because

Brady was gun shine and inaccurate as hell which is why the pressure worked wonders. Thus he missed a bunch of wide open receivers. I don’t see that happening again. Specially after a full bye week

by MauMontaV5 on Nov 2, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We have to run the ball well....

If we can run for 175 yards, control the clock, convert on high percentage of our 3rd downs, score TDs instead of settling for FGs, pressure Brady, and don’t commit any turnovers then we have a good shot at winning.

If I had to rank them….
1. Pressure Brady
2. Run the ball well
3. Convert 65% of 3rd downs
4. Score TDs not FGs
5. No turn overs
6. Control the clock

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 10:43 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

my question is...

who is the pats biggest rival?

by FishNFinz on Nov 2, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Miami by a looooong shot.

Bills will likely have a new coach next year ‘cause they’re doing so well. Can’t stand the Jets. What have they done since Namath?

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 2, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

Maybe for an East Rival, but nothing touches our recent tussles with the Colts.

by The Hill on Nov 2, 2009 11:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 8:39 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

the Phins are the only team in the division that really beat the Pats with any regularity

so its got to be us I think… I personally loath the Pats more than the Jets

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 3, 2009 1:15 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I dislike the JEST more

I think it borders more on unadulterated HATE.

With the Pats, I hate them because they have been so good for so long. They aren’t the same type of jackasses that the JEST are and therefore the hate is no where as deep.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 10:45 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Bingo

That’s exactly how it is. We HATE the Jets because they’re just so easy to hate. They’re all a bunch of hotdogs in Mark Sanchez’s mouth.

The Patriots are only hate-worthy because they’ve been on top of the division for as long as I can remember.

Granted I’m a youngin’..

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by Dave.Phuller on Nov 6, 2009 1:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Give us Wes Welker back....

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by finsxfactor on Nov 2, 2009 9:40 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

We have Hartline and Bess

No thanks

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by Enhalen on Nov 2, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

can we get white lightning? aka Kevin Curtis

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by finsxfactor on Nov 2, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Finsx....

You need to let some things go….

Beck? Britt? Curtis? Cmon dude

lol

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by Enhalen on Nov 2, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i have no idea what you are talking about

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by finsxfactor on Nov 2, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Welker's mine, all mine.

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 2, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

(sheds a tear)

I miss Wes, I can’t believe that we ever traded him!

(bursts into free flowing tears) I need a hug!!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 10:47 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

People were saying we got taken on the deal and he wasn't worth it.

You can’t put a price on effort, and he flat out works his butt off.

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 12:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The guy never drops the ball

I think in 4 years, I saw him drop 3 passes. The guy takes mammoth hits and just bounces back up. He isn’t the fastest guy in the league but his first 3 steps are as quick as anyone in the league and he gets open!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 1:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Which is why...

…Edelman is Welker 2.0. Welker is WR/KR/PR/K and Edelman is WR/KR/PR/QB. Pretty solid. We want Wes destroyed as little as possible.

by The Hill on Nov 4, 2009 1:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You guys got arguably the best slot receiver in the game

And probably one of the best of all time. He isn’t a great deep receiver but for balls within 10 yards of the LOS, Welker is tough to cover and you know he will catch it.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 3:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You're preaching to the choir, baby.

I’m a huge Welker fan. I love our Slot Machine. He would have been MVP in the Super Bowl if it hadn’t been for that sticky helmet. He was Brady’s only weapon for most of the game. Even doubled, he got open.

He sees openings in the defense, gets open, catches the ball, gets yards after, and is willing to drop the pads to get a first down. What’s funny though is he can lead the league in catches year after year (He’s leading this year again while missing 2 games). Amass 1000 yd seasons like nobody’s buisness, and be everyone’s first thought as the prototypical slot receiver. But he’ll never have a chance for a Hall of Fame career. He’s not a #1 receiver and people credit Moss and Brady with his success.

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 4:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

poor van

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by samdaman on Nov 4, 2009 5:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I know huh?

About time I got some of the sympathy instead of it always going to you Sam.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 5, 2009 8:22 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i never get sympathy

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by samdaman on Nov 5, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

no, everyone is always mean to me

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by samdaman on Nov 6, 2009 5:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

but we got Matt Roth for that 2nd round pick..... F YOU NICK SABAN

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by Souwantmyname on Nov 3, 2009 1:16 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

dont say his name, there are kids around

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 8:40 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol that piece of garbage got hopped on his bye week

HAHA NICK, EAT SOMETHING RUSTY & SHARP

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by chrislucas on Nov 3, 2009 1:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well said

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

oh how i hatez him

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by chrislucas on Nov 3, 2009 4:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I second that motion.. all apposed? I see no one saying no so I will expect Welker to be in Miami in teal by tomorrow evening. Thank you.

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by MainePhinFan on Nov 3, 2009 1:46 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

please

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 8:39 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

id say us since we did snap that streak of theirs and kept them out of playoffs

off to the question. i know my answer to this but i want to hear it from u. who wins sunday? but give a reason too.

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by DPL3 Rollin on Nov 2, 2009 9:42 PM EST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Have to go with my Pats

Fins passing D is in the bottom half and Pats are at #2. Granted, wins against Titans and Bucs had a lot to do with it, but it’s a strong suit for us. That and home field advantage will give us the edge. You may give us trouble on the rushing side of the house, though. The question is can Miami rack up enough yardage pounding the rock. I’m not sure it’ll be enough to counter NE’s aerial assault.

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by MaPatsFan on Nov 2, 2009 10:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No Seymour anymore to stop our run game..

all we need to do now is throw some twinkies to the opposite side of the field on run plays to get Wilfork out of the picture

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by Souwantmyname on Nov 3, 2009 1:18 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha. Wilfork does like twinkies

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by kmb8488 on Nov 3, 2009 1:20 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Too funny

I thought he was big last year until I saw that belly swinging in the breeze against the Bucs. Maybe a bit too much fish and chips on that trip to London?

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by MaPatsFan on Nov 3, 2009 8:01 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Imagine him and Terrence Cody on the field at the same time...

The gravitational pull would stopp running back.s

by rroan28 on Nov 3, 2009 4:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And you are welcome. Everyday the Jets win, god kills a kitten.

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by Farorefox on Nov 2, 2009 9:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

and Rex Ryan eats a puppy.

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by Patssuck456 on Nov 2, 2009 11:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

my bad I meant to say a litter of puppies.

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by Patssuck456 on Nov 2, 2009 11:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and the mother of the puppies

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by Souwantmyname on Nov 3, 2009 1:19 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and the humans who breeded the puppies

and then the Earth

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by kmb8488 on Nov 3, 2009 1:21 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

point taken, he eats a lot

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 8:40 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He eats more than a puppy

I think he eats a puppy, the mom, and the dad….then has dessert!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 10:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If you had to rate on a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you (and pats fans) hate the other teams in the division?

1 = dont hate them at all
10 = I wish had superpowers so I could blow up their plane in midflight

For us (feel free to disagree fellow phinsiders) Id say the Bills are like 6, Pats are like an 8 or a 9 and the Jets are about a 15 (lol).

And before any of yall disagree about the bills lets focus on the most recent versions of the teams….if that’s the case then the Bills are just team that we hate but kind of pity lol

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by Enhalen on Nov 2, 2009 9:54 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

nobody deserves a 10....even the jets dont deserve that...

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by finsxfactor on Nov 2, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well I would save them because I dont believe in MURDER but...

I would let Sanchy get a couple of burns on his “perfect” face

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by Enhalen on Nov 2, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 8:41 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh hell yeah the jets do!

They are a 20 on a scale of 1 to 5 for me! Short of death and harm to family members, I wish them as much ill as humanly possible.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 10:51 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ratings

Phins = 6 ’cause they traditionally give us trouble. Not so much hate but respect
Bills = 2 ’cause we hammer them all the time. Hard to hate.
Jets = 8 Rex Ryan is a pompous, arrogant, windbag.

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by MaPatsFan on Nov 2, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Jets = 8 Rex Ryan is a pompous, arrogant, windbag.

QFT.

by rroan28 on Nov 2, 2009 11:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah the Bills are like that

Its like trying to hate soccer players. You have so many reasons why you should but in the end they are too pathetic to evoke any emotion besides pity

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by Souwantmyname on Nov 3, 2009 1:22 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hey, I'm one of those

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by TheTealDeal on Nov 3, 2009 5:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for the respect

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 8:41 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

very good question

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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.

by Farorefox on Nov 2, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They are ranked 15th. Middle of the road. Should make things a bit easier for us. Perhaps.

Head Weatherman/ Injury Specialist of the Phinsider.

Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.

by Farorefox on Nov 2, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you joke

but i’ve had to throw more pairs of boxers away this season…

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB

by chrislucas on Nov 3, 2009 11:32 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tough in the middle with Wilfork.

Not as good setting the edge, and they’ve given up big plays there.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 2, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The run defense...

…is questionable. We’ve had some issues the past couple of weeks of stopping the feature backs of certain teams and I would but the Dolphins’ tandem up there with the best, if not THE best. I would more attribute those to our young secondary and how our D has been forced to have more passing D on the field in order to give more support. However, I must say that their recent development (albeit against the winless teams) will provide our defense more of a chance to stack the box and better contain the Wildcat.

All in all, I have to say that this all depends on how well we can tackle at the initial point of contact (something we’ve struggled to do) and how well our LBers step up and attack the gaps.

by The Hill on Nov 2, 2009 11:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't think it's real strong

They have played with big leads in several games which limits the rushing attempts. But that being said…..The Pats coaching staff makes good adjustments and comes up with schemes that can frustrate.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 10:53 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think that Miami will win because Brady’s biggest single personal rival is back and that’s JT and now Wake if we play him finally.-+-

by PhinsFan69 on Nov 2, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

its amazing how

a mutual hatred for the jets can bring phins and pats fans together.

2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.

"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.

13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!

by MrMedic on Nov 2, 2009 10:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Quite astounding.

Head Weatherman/ Injury Specialist of the Phinsider.

Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.

by Farorefox on Nov 2, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They have some decent guys over at rumblings. Fun to muck about with. No sense of pompusness.

Head Weatherman/ Injury Specialist of the Phinsider.

Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.

by Farorefox on Nov 2, 2009 10:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah at least Bills fans can read and speak properly unlike JEST fans

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 3, 2009 1:23 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer the Raiders fans wearing Star Wars shit over JEST fans

They are basically the bottom of the gene pool. How fitting that they have a big, fat, roly poly, bully coach to match their big, fat, roly poly, bully fans.

We need a #1 wideout in Miami... Arrelious Benn in 2010!

by kmb8488 on Nov 3, 2009 1:35 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Raiders fans are the worse....

Followed by a tie between the JEST, and EAGLEs fans. Those two are a flip the coin or pick your poison for who is the biggest jackasses!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 10:56 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We ran into some Bills fans at the beach last summer

They had a huge Bills tent set up so we had to go over and say something. Great group of fans, who love the team but couldn’t believe it when Jauron’s contract was renewed. Tough to be held hostage like that as a fan.

Keep the faith!

by Marima on Nov 3, 2009 11:27 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Bills fans aren't bad at all

Kind of hard to believe that they come from the state of New York. Just shows that not everything in New York completely sucks!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 10:57 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

like me

Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Nov 4, 2009 5:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

sam's a HUUUUGE Bills fan, and he's a nice guy

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 4, 2009 5:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

how dare you

Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Nov 4, 2009 5:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha ha!!

Nah, sam’s a pretty good guy. And if you ever catch a ride in his cab, he can show you this weird picture he has of a penis tattooed like a dragon!

"Why don't you put that in a memo and entitle it 'Shit I Already Know'!" - Sarge from Red vs. Blue

I can't brain today, I have the dumb.

28 "Phinsider Feud" Points

by Chupathingy on Nov 4, 2009 5:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yea, it's cool

Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Nov 5, 2009 7:14 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Do I really want to know??

Chrissy, how is it that you know about Sam’s tattooed penis? Never mind, forget I asked.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 5, 2009 8:31 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I never

said that it was it was a picture of his penis, just that he had a pic of one.

PS- I’m not Chris. =p

"Why don't you put that in a memo and entitle it 'Shit I Already Know'!" - Sarge from Red vs. Blue

I can't brain today, I have the dumb.

28 "Phinsider Feud" Points

by Chupathingy on Nov 5, 2009 8:46 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

but you wish you were!!

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 5, 2009 11:32 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

how could not wish it eheh?

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 5, 2009 2:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ummmm....easy

Comes natural to me not to want to be Chrissy

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 12:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you can admit it, i wouldn’t fault you; i’m pretty darn terrific

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 1:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I am sure you are....but when you are me...

The better question would be why settle for less?

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 2:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm top notch

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 3:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

dont flatter urself

Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Nov 6, 2009 5:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lmao fail van

Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Nov 5, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well i am flat out offended!

hehe jk

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 5, 2009 11:32 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

You look seriously perturbed!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 5, 2009 2:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

how bad would a dong tat hurt

i’m guessing since you can tip the scales pretty far on the pleasure side when it comes to the the south pole, it’d be equal on the other end of the spectrum…

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 5, 2009 2:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I had a guy I was stationed with

That had a smiley face tattooed on his junk….I don’t know how he designed it….but when he was flacid, the face was semi sad….but when dude got wood it turned into a smiley face. Now before you guys ask how this information is known, he whipped his pants down on two seperate occassions to “Prove” his claims. Not that any of us that were playing spades really had a desire to see it, we just kind of fell for the ol’ “Hey guys, look at this” trick.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 12:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. No comment.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah that was the general reaction we all had

Pure silence…..kind of hard to do to a room full of Jarheads who have been drinking for about 6 hours.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 2:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ever done the ole "Belt Buckle" trick?

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 1:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ummmm

Not sure what the ol’ “Belt Buckle” trick is.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

when you put your balls above the waistband of your pants and pull your shirt up

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 4:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

omg...

Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Nov 6, 2009 5:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Are you in NY Sam?

Or are you from NY? If so, that would explain alot!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 5, 2009 8:30 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

im in NY

it sux

Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Nov 5, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Are you from NY?

or have you relocated because you lost your mind?

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 12:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

born and raised

Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Nov 6, 2009 5:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm so sorry.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 5:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You mean the city, right?

The rest of the state’s not so bad. They have DIB.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 5:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yea, the city

it’s pretty bad.
i’ve been hit by a car 3 times, and not once did the driver stop. lol.

actually, i grew up in westchester county which is about 30 minutes away from the city.
i’ve lived in the city since i was 14.

Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Nov 7, 2009 10:22 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What's the old saying..

My enemy’s enemy is my friend…….well to a certain extent anyways!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 10:55 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

team*

Ronnie Brown is the man

by topspin on Nov 2, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

If....IF....2011 is ancapped year after all

How hard will it be to sign Wilfork and Brady to contract extensions at market value without going over the cap? What do you see those two guys getting in terms of years/money?

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
-Hunter S. Thompson

by Daren on Nov 2, 2009 10:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Title should read: If....IF....2011 is a capped year after all

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
-Hunter S. Thompson

by Daren on Nov 2, 2009 10:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Shoot

2011 just might be a lockout if they don’t get a new CBA in place

by rroan28 on Nov 2, 2009 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ITS F'ING BULLSH*T HOW SMART BELICHEAT IS!

The main reason they traded away Richard Seymour was so they could resign Vince Wilfork. They accomplished two goals.

1. Get maximum value for a declining player (something they’ve done forever and I hate the rest of the league for not catching the F on)

2. Obtain the cap room to resign a core defensive player that is still in his prime. (they also secured a replacement in the draft Ron Brace as insurance if he doesnt resign)

I hate the Pats but love their business strategy. By far the best in the league. Their player evaluations aren’t that great since very few draft picks make any noise in the league. However stockpiling picks allows you a better percentage of hitting on a player. I hate how teams continue to do business with the Pats because they will no doubt get screwed in the end. (Welker noooooo)

So in essense I hate the players not the game

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 3, 2009 1:33 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep. And they usually target dumbass Al Davis when they need a quick fix

Davis is almost as responsible for the Pats dynasty as Robert Kraftwerk and Belicheat.

We need a #1 wideout in Miami... Arrelious Benn in 2010!

by kmb8488 on Nov 3, 2009 1:38 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Player evaluations...

…aren’t everything to do with draft picks. We got Randy Moss with our 4th round and we got Welker with a 2nd ;) BB will get the best player available for his picks, even if they’ve been in the league for a while. Also, Hoodie has been excellent with his first rounders, apart from Maroney and Watson (and Watson has still shown promise). I also don’t think anyone can argue with his strategy of collecting a kajillion draft picks so he can get as many players as possible and hopefully half of them will be a hit.

by The Hill on Nov 3, 2009 9:48 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Wright has done better than expected replacing him

So far he’s holding his own productivity wise, even if he hasn’t yet earned the double-teams that Seymour did. Not bad for an undrafted free agent.

Keep the faith!

by Marima on Nov 3, 2009 11:31 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You are dead on with that comment

I wish that we (the fins) would learn the art that Belicheat has perfected. As much as I hate the Pats, I respect how the play and the way they run the team.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 10:59 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I know he's hurt, but

How nice of a surprise was Julian Edelman? It looked like he did a great job earlier in the year filling in for Welker

by rroan28 on Nov 2, 2009 11:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

We all had dreams...

Of Galloway, Moss, Welker and Edelman spreading the field, but injuries/suckage has prevented this from happening. He is an excellent project and hopefully he will continue to learn the system and start producing again when he returns.

I have to say that all of our focus, right now, is the development of Brandon Tate and how he performs and if he can step into the #3 Receivers’ shoes and produce.

Here’s a returning question: How has Pat White been? I know we showed interest, but that could have been feigned interest in order to get him drafted and keep some of the players the Pats wanted on the board (or maybe we actually wanted him). How has he done in the wildcat, if he’s done anything?

by The Hill on Nov 2, 2009 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he seems to be a decoy if anything

Current Phinsider Feud Points: 23

Sparano: Joey Porter, What is best in life?

Porter: To crush The Jets, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of Mark Sanchez

by Patssuck456 on Nov 2, 2009 11:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he hands the ball off like a Pro Bowler

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 3, 2009 1:34 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha. I am not liking the Pat White experiment so far

But he could develop into something valuable, so who knows. I get nervous whenever he comes into games, though. I am basically praying he won’t fumble whenever he trots onto the field.

We need a #1 wideout in Miami... Arrelious Benn in 2010!

by kmb8488 on Nov 3, 2009 1:40 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Give it some time

we aren’t even halfway through the year yet…..I would be more worried at the end of the year or the beginning of next season.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 11:01 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

There's been rumors that he'll be our new weapon against you guys, but I stil haaven't seen anything to convince me.

He’s just a drive-killer for now.

Head Weatherman/ Injury Specialist of the Phinsider.

Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.

by Farorefox on Nov 3, 2009 7:50 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Welker changed numbers

Edelman looked like a rookie version of Wes. I had to do a double take and then look the number up on the internet to find out more about him. He will be very good in the slot as well.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 11:00 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's got promise

He’s not as polished a route runner, and needs to work on YAC.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Who is your favortie Dolphins fan, and why?

Yes you can name me lol jk I don’t want to re-ask a question so I’ll go through and read them and see if I have anything. I read all the posts on Pats Pulpit normally so I feel caught up but I could be wrong.

Don't question my fandominium.
"the notorious D.I.B."- samdaman

by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 2, 2009 11:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

do you like me?

Yes or No?

What the hell is this dolphinsinbuffalo?

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 3, 2009 1:36 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

stop flirting with the enemy DIB

unless ur planning on a secret spy recon mission… “Spygate” perhaps???

Laces out!

-2008 AFC East Champions-
Suck it Pats, Bills and most of all... the god damn jets.

Sean Smith/Vontae Davis= Pat Surtain/Sam Madison

by BSerious72 on Nov 3, 2009 2:10 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Spygate redux?

Head Weatherman/ Injury Specialist of the Phinsider.

Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.

by Farorefox on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

shhh don't tell

Don't question my fandominium.
"the notorious D.I.B."- samdaman

by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 3, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol I like it over at PatsPulpit

Don't question my fandominium.
"the notorious D.I.B."- samdaman

by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 3, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It's nice over there. However I heard it got a little crazy last year.

Head Weatherman/ Injury Specialist of the Phinsider.

Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.

by Farorefox on Nov 3, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thats what they said about Afganistan in the tourism booklets

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
The Flavour of the Day is Turf. - Courtesy of the Jacksonville Jaguars
Keeper of the "That's what she said"

by TheTealDeal on Nov 4, 2009 5:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh

DFB, you dah man for hanging with us, but I have to put you in a tie with (drumroll please) Mosul_DolFan. Hey, the dude drives a tank and does it to keep us out of harm’s way. Plus, when blood wasn’t so good between us last year, Mosul_DolFan was a great ambassador.

Blogger at SBNation's Patriots blog, Pats Pulpit

by MaPatsFan on Nov 3, 2009 8:08 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and me, of course

Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 8:42 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take tie but one thing I won't take is you calling me a man (cries in corner)

But I will say that I really enjoy it over at Pats Pulpit, you guys are a good group.

Don't question my fandominium.
"the notorious D.I.B."- samdaman

by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 3, 2009 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

(in a mock russian accent) No Love for you!

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
The Flavour of the Day is Turf. - Courtesy of the Jacksonville Jaguars
Keeper of the "That's what she said"

by TheTealDeal on Nov 4, 2009 5:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Poor DIB

She needs a hug…..Sam, give her a hug……you are always in need of a hug too!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 5, 2009 8:32 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You're my favorite Dolphin's fan, DIB, I've told you that

Thanks for pulling for me to pass the last Black Belt test.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 10:50 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tae Kwon Do

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't going to say anything bad about it

I was just wondering, especially as someone who plays around in the MMA area. Striking has it’s merits if you are against someone that doesn’t know how to counter it.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 2:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Typically there are three reach ranges

Kick range, punch range, grapple range. Actually, there is also missile (gun) range, too.

You need some sort of defense/attack for all three ranges to be well rounded at MMA.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I have been training in MMA for about 4 years

Not to be mistaken with the caliber of GSP or BJ Penn, but I really wouldn’t be worried in most interractions with 90% of the people walking around. I love the competitiveness, even in just the training and sparing. I still struggle with really good BJJ practitioners. I have a good enough wrestling background that if I am overmatched striking wise I can take it to the ground.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 3:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I wrestled for years, but was looking for a better distance attack.

18 years ago, I wanted to be competitive. Now it’s just a workout.
There will always be someone smarter, or faster, or stronger, or with a better reach. Any of those can be compensated for. It’s when they all stack up that you have the problem.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah agree

Cardio isn’t really the issue, I am good there. Finding time to train with all my traveling is what really sucks and makes things difficult. I wish I would have started in something like this when I was younger, I would have loved to have actually competed when I was younger.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This gave me a chance to get the whole family involved.

The two youngest sons also have black belts. My wife has a red, oldest son (busy with college and work) is blue. It’s been a fun family activity.

I just do TKD sparring for points rather than the submission thing. For me it’s more important to show up at work on Monday than to be able to beat everyone. Priorities have changed over time.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 4:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that's cool the whole family got involved

hard to find something everyone in your family can enjoy

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 4:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They all enjoy breaking stuff

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 4:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ah, that's what brings together a family

…destruction

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 4:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I was several moves in my form away from a TKD black-belt but time got in the way.

Loved the points sparring. I’m actually taking upp boxing before I ship out next summer.

Head Weatherman/ Injury Specialist of the Phinsider.

Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.

by Farorefox on Nov 6, 2009 5:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Which forms were you using?

Traditional, Tae Guk, Palgwe?

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 6:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't remeber. I went through the Songham school's forms.

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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.

by Farorefox on Nov 6, 2009 6:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Their Songham's own forms.

I know a gal in town that got a black belt through one of their schools.

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 6:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't been around in a few years

but allegedly they now require full body pads and a face cage. Some sort of liability protection or something. People are such weenies anymore. When are they going to outlaw Hockey or Boxing?

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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.

by Farorefox on Nov 6, 2009 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

When I started about 18 years ago

It was more like boxing gear. Now we have chest gear and helmets with cages. I still broke someone’s ribs punching with the gloves on through his chest gear. He jumped at me, so it was hard to pull the punch.

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I played soccer for years and was in good cardio shape

But my current job has me sitting at a desk all day, and there aren’t any adult soccer leagues here.
Both grandfathers and my father died of heart attacks, so the writing is on the wall to keep the ticker healthy. Running doesn’t work in the winter very well (icy, and hard to breath at -10°F). I have a treadmill and it’s boring, same with weight training. But this has been fun with new and interesting ways to break stuff. Always new challanges for me.

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It's not whether it is the best Martial Art out there

Each has their merits. It’s just that it’s the one that’s available and keeps me in shape.
At 45, I’m more worried about cardiovascular health than street thugs.

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 1:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

when did old people start learning how to use the internet??

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 1:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Right after they invented it. Duh.

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The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 2:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

young, hip whippersnappers invented it

with their flexible joints, lack of ear hair and ability to eat corn on the cob

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, we did

Then we got older and had kids that thought they had actually invented something. Go figure.

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The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 2:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

we took your good years and now we're starting on your hard work & efforts

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 2:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn...ear hair

I am starting to get that….I pull every one of the bastards out that I can find!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

electrolysis homie

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 2:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tweezers homie

I am too cheap to go to someone for something I can fix on my own…LOL…I just hate it! Buy mine isn’t the bush you see growing out of Gramps ears! Mine are the ones and two that pop up every once in a while.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

for now at least!

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice....

Good one Slot, now roundhouse kick him in the mouth to stop those hateful old people comments.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

careful not to hurt your hip!

i’ll get you some milk first so your bones won’t shatter

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 3:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I punch through cement, I'm not worried in the least.

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The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 3:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i wear cement trousers

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 3:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, your testicles haven't descended, so you have nothing to worry about.

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The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 3:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i still got a weiner

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 3:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So does Sanchez, except he's eating it.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 3:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that was mine. he covered it in mustard so noone would catch on

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 3:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Aha, then you ain't got one anymore!

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he didn't eat the whole thing, he left me the tip

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You mean he ate the whole thing and left you a tip.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 4:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

wellllll, the tip is my favorite part

and not your average tip. it’s weighty and hefty

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 4:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TMI

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The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 4:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lmao nice exchange

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by samdaman on Nov 6, 2009 5:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Chris

That’s the second old comment in less than a week? When did your mom let you out of your playpen and go free to roam around the house?

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 2:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm on a playschool computer

diaper haxx0r

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 2:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by samdaman on Nov 6, 2009 5:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, flirt with me, not with the enemy.

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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.

by Farorefox on Nov 3, 2009 7:51 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah stop DIB

It was hard enough for most of the guys to accept that you were a woman, but it will kill them to have you flirting with anyone from the AFC East!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 11:03 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

are u guys douches like jet fans?

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 8:37 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I don't think so

But we still have 5 days to go. Chances are high I’ll say something stupid. ;-)

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by MaPatsFan on Nov 3, 2009 8:56 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol ok

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 9:06 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

difference between saying something stupid

and plain old being stupid… or being mean.

Keep the faith!

by Marima on Nov 3, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well as long as you guys don't get drunk and send us emails telling us we have pussies and that you wish we were face-to-face so you could cause us physical harm

i think we can handle some good-natured ribbing.

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB

by chrislucas on Nov 3, 2009 11:36 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

tell that to the Gangrene Nation

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB

by chrislucas on Nov 3, 2009 11:57 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

jet fans...

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yea

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.....look at me!

I say something stupid at least once an hour, but I am only plain stupid 2 weeks out of the year!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 11:04 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I can try?

But I failed my attempt earlier, so maybe I shouldn’t even bother.

by The Hill on Nov 3, 2009 9:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Gee, Sam, I don't feel like a douche

Most of the PatsPulpit crowd talks intelligent football – a little homer centric, but you gotta expect that. BabeParilli was always willing to talk crap, but I haven’t heard from him in months. Mostly non-douches, but you give crap, you get crap. That’s usually how it goes.

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The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 3, 2009 12:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

there's an easy way to tell if you're a douche

is your head coach Rex Ryan?

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB

by chrislucas on Nov 3, 2009 1:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No, and if he was, I'd need to douche!

I’d feel so unclean.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 3, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i wonder if he has to pay someone to clean between his chins...

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB

by chrislucas on Nov 3, 2009 3:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

he has a street cleaner drive in there

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

how the hell do you make HC money

and not hire a damn personal trainer?! seriously, if he ever did get in a fight he’d be winded just after the talking.

i bet he sweats when he eats ice cream

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB

by chrislucas on Nov 3, 2009 4:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

agreed

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 5:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Or....

are you Rex Ryan??

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 11:05 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

A douche wouldn't help with that problem, but a bullet might.

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The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 12:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I have a really nice and polished .338 round

But I am still saving that for Nick Saban. Maybe I will start polishing up my .375 H&H, besides it will probably take a bigger round to bring that fat elephant down anyways.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 1:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Dude....

… heh heh heh, maybe get into the Nitro rounds…. heh heh heh

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by Alpha6 on Nov 4, 2009 1:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I will just load it hot

I can increase the energy and speed quite a bit with a little tweaking. I can have it coming at about 3200 fps with a shit load of KO power. I just keep imagining what his belly would look like in slow motion as the round struck.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 3:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Like a Jello commercial

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The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I just threw up my pbj buddy

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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.

by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

... great thread... LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Alpha6 on Nov 4, 2009 4:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah definitely not your norm

But it has made me chuckle….but Rex Ryan in general inspires lots of laughs.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 5, 2009 8:34 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lmao i agree with alpha

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by samdaman on Nov 4, 2009 5:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry Farorefox

Didn’t mean to cause the projectile vomiting to start…..but you have to admit that is a very entertaining visual! Sometimes I worry about myself!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 5, 2009 8:33 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

good, so ur not like jet fans

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nah Sam,

the Pats bloggers are pretty good folks. They are able to take some good natured ribbing and smack talk without letting it get personal. And they don’t get all offensive when you disagree with them. One of the better groups to have a good football discussion with.

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by Chupathingy on Nov 3, 2009 3:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

cool, could be a fun week

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 3:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

UNTIL I RUIN IT BY POSTING YOUR NUDES OVER THERE!

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB

by chrislucas on Nov 3, 2009 4:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

o yea, that could ruin it

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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 5:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm gna do it

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB

by chrislucas on Nov 4, 2009 4:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

... he likes dogs doing it pics....

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"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"

by Alpha6 on Nov 4, 2009 4:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm gna post the pic of him doing the dog

RED ROCKET

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 4, 2009 4:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO!!!!!! Look at the eyes of the by-stander!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!

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"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"

by Alpha6 on Nov 4, 2009 5:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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by samdaman on Nov 4, 2009 5:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i've been posting a lot of SOuth Park pictures recently

I need to start diversifying

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 4, 2009 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

they'r funny

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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
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by samdaman on Nov 4, 2009 5:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you got it vanny booboo

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 5, 2009 11:29 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I did like the diversity

Even if it was on a different post! Thanks Chrissy!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 5, 2009 2:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

no problem boo

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 5, 2009 2:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

boo?

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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
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by samdaman on Nov 5, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it's my new petname for Van

since he’s rolling with the ‘Chrissy’ lol

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 10:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Chrissy just doesn't know

There isn’t a nickname that he could come up with that would shock me or irritate me. Kind of like been there, done that. But I do enjoy the creativity…or in some cases lack there of!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 12:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not trying to shock or annoy

i’m just trying to be as uncomfortable as possible by being overtly gay. my little vanny booboo

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Now I like that one!

Has a good ring to it…vanny booboo
Now make sure you get me a beer while you are saying that Chrissy!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 2:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm scotch guy

i’m classy

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 3:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Scotch is classy

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 3:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you can’t follow a picture of the Bruce Campbell
with a man in a skirt

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 3:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Scotch ain't it?

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 3:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yup, scotch

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 3:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

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by samdaman on Nov 6, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a simple beer guy and I have to assume

That if you are calling me Vanny Booboo that you are my bitch and will do what I tell you.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well you know what ASSuming does, right?

i do enjoy beer, but pissing every five seconds isn’t too fun, plus i’m trying to get rid of my beer belly, so scotch is what it is!

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 4:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, never heard of a scotch belly

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 6, 2009 4:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

plus this way i don't end up getting wasted over & over

when yous pend $80 on a bottle, you learn to savor every sip, and drink it in moderation

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 4:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

beer is the way to go

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by samdaman on Nov 6, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ok crissy, lol

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by samdaman on Nov 6, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ewwwwww....

Not a pleasant thought at all!!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 5, 2009 8:35 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

uh oh

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by samdaman on Nov 4, 2009 5:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sam once again showing off his speed

You picked up on that really quickly! (claps for Sam)

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 11:06 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, here's my question.

Has Brady seemed to have shaken off the rust he had from the beginning of the season? I’ve a few of the so called “experts” say that Brady was back to his ‘07 form after the Titans and Bucs games. Of course, they didn’t mention that those performances were against terrible teams.

In the half of the Titans game I saw it looked like Brady was still occasionally making some uncharacteristically bad throws. Over/underthrowing, missing his receiver, etc. Since you guys get to see more of the games than I do, how has he been looking? And how has he been responding to pressure? Have many teams gotten to him regularly?

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by Chupathingy on Nov 3, 2009 9:08 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I'll try and answer this...

I would say that Yes, Brady seems shaken off MOST of the rust. Because it was against terrible teams, I won’t say “All the rust.” The reason for Brady’s miscues in the Titans game can easily be explained because he was adjusting to the blizzard he was playing in. After he got used to the weather, he had a pretty OK second quarter.

Brady hasn’t looked so good against the pass rush, but that’s because the only teams who really rushed were at he beginning of the year, when we didn’t have Welker, who kind of neutralizes that rush. We managed to hold the Bronco’s Dumervil to 0 sacks (despite our loss), so I’ll say that we’ve been doing a better job protecting. I still believe a solid rush will break the Pats, but we haven’t really faced that with all our weapons back so I can’t say.

More on Brady, sure his opponents have been the equivalent of Pop Warner, but the main point is that Brady got his accuracy back on the deep pass. He was hitting his receivers on the numbers and that’s always a good thing. I’m going to say that he’ll be able to take advantage of your rooks.

by The Hill on Nov 3, 2009 9:54 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Aside from some normal rookie mistakes,

our rook CBs have actually been playing very solidly. Sean Smith has held some good receivers to some pretty mediocre yardage. Reggie Wayne, Vincent Jackson, etc. He’s still given up some big plays, but not as many as you would expect for a rookie on some good vets.


Vontae Davis hasn’t gotten as much playing time as Smith has, but he also seems to be coming along nicely and making some good plays. As surprising as it may seem, I think you’ll find a lot of us here are much more comfortable with our corner situation than we are with our safeties. Them not being able to cover TEs has killed us all season.

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by Chupathingy on Nov 3, 2009 11:54 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You know, every Hall Of Famer was a rookie once

so it’s possible your guys step up. There are at least three QB’s in the league, though, that can make them pay for rookie mistakes. You’ve already faced Manning and Brees, now you get to see how they do against Brady.

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 3, 2009 12:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, that is very true.

Manning didn’t make them pay nearly as much as Brees did, and I fully expect that Brady will try to make them pay just like Brees did. Like you said, hopefully (for us) they can step up and keep the mistakes to a minimum.

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by Chupathingy on Nov 3, 2009 12:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Disagree.

According to most major news sources, Brett Favre entered the league as the #1 QB of all time and has been perfect ever since!

by The Hill on Nov 3, 2009 1:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That's funny. Personally, I thiink he's a decent QB who's having his best season, with a bunch of good players supplementing him.

Most of his “records” however, have come about merely because he has been in the NFL so long. He will be a hall of famer, but he’s not better than Peyton or Brady or Marino and their like.

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by Farorefox on Nov 3, 2009 1:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Favre has cost his team victories

Just as much as he’s won them victories.

Its not secret he throws the ball up and hopes the receiver makes the play. Is that Good QBing or good Wide Receivers bailing him out?

There is a reason he has more INTs than anyone in the history of the game….

But, damn he looks good this year……I can give him that.

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by Fr8Train on Nov 3, 2009 1:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, the way he hands off to Peterson really improves Adrian's game

Adrian Peterson. Who knew he could be so good with Favre on the team. Brett just raises everyones game.

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 3, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

In his prime...

Favre was every bit as good as almost any other QB to play. He had a 4-5 year stretch that was just rediculous. Now most of the years since then, with the exception of this year, he has been average. This year he is playing his best ball since the 96-97 year.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 11:11 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Just on blitz's he seems to do ok,

but when we’re asking him to play coverage, not so much.

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by Chupathingy on Nov 3, 2009 6:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah and then.....

We stopped sending him! I didn’t understand that. He got to Mark Douchbag every time he blitzed and then the DC stopped applying the pressure!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 11:13 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I Hate the Pats more then the Jest BUT

this is a big BUT, lately the Jest have taken the crown. Then again it might be I hate the Pats team but like the the fans (respectful compared to the jest fans). Even there team can be more respectful, obviously except when little Billy loses he’s not a great sport, but other then that there is way more animosity I feel towards the JEST this season. Moreover, the I hate I feel for the Jest fans is leaking in to the hate I feel for the team because of there disrespect from there players and coach.

by Weecho85 on Nov 3, 2009 9:28 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

You guys didn'

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB

by chrislucas on Nov 3, 2009 10:43 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

*you guy's didn't score 100 on the Titans

what’s up with that yo?

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB

by chrislucas on Nov 3, 2009 10:44 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You mean why did we stop at 59?

I think any more would have been just insanity. As it was, our second and third stringers were easily scoring on their first string. We were getting crap for going for it on 4th and 5 when, in actuality, it was the merciful thing to do. We could’ve easily kicked an FG for a guaranteed 3; at least we gave them a CHANCE to stop a pass play on a 4th and 5.

It was also a good time for backup QB Brian Hoyer to get some NFL reps, kind of like a preseason game I hate to say.

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by MaPatsFan on Nov 3, 2009 11:22 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm, well I can see your point...

but next game against the Jets, please, please don’t stop. Run up the score and make that fatty cry butter and sweat bacon.

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB

by chrislucas on Nov 3, 2009 11:31 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Deal

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by MaPatsFan on Nov 3, 2009 12:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If they can hang a hundred in that game, I bet Bellichick will do it.

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 3, 2009 12:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and I can't think of any team outside of the Jets

that would complain about it.

Keep the faith!

by Marima on Nov 3, 2009 1:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No, not a one.

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by Farorefox on Nov 3, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, and their complaint

will be that Tom Brady is a gimmick and that kind of stuff shouldn’t be allowed in the NFL. Oh, and that they are still the better team and outplayed you, but they just handed you the game.

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by Chupathingy on Nov 3, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

gimmick, lulz, classic

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB

by chrislucas on Nov 3, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol ni e chup

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 3:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

there's a c between the i and e

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 3:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I would kiss Tom Brady

if you guys embarrassed the hell out of the Jets and Rex Ryan had a heart attack, even a minor stroke. Put him in the hospital and I’ll suck face.

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB

by chrislucas on Nov 3, 2009 1:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ummm, ok chris

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 3:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you know you'd pay to see it

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB

by chrislucas on Nov 3, 2009 4:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

no more than 10 bucks

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 5:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i'll take it!

chrisplaystonsilhockeywithtommy@paypal.com

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB

by chrislucas on Nov 4, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol no

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by samdaman on Nov 4, 2009 5:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

what a tease!

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 4, 2009 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Chris

You are one wacked out dude!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 5, 2009 8:37 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

nah i'm cool

lol

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 5, 2009 11:33 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wacked out

In a good way that is….adds character to the site….you too Sam. I don’t want you thinking that I don’t like you or that I forgot about you. I know how sensitive you can be.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 5, 2009 2:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lolol

he won’t even make it far enough to see you mentioned him cos he’s already crying in the shower and chewing a bar of soap.

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 5, 2009 2:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn...

Not sure about the shower and soap comment, especially in the same sentence. Makes me wonder what else might be on Chrissy’s mind.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 12:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well i couldn't find a picture of Tobias from Arrested Development, crying

but that’s how I picture Sam when he’s sad

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 2:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

Now that I can see!!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 6, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

if i had a home computer i could stand using i'd make the gif

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 3:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol meany

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by samdaman on Nov 6, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks van

and yes chris, ur messed up

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by samdaman on Nov 5, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ur mean sam

ihy

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Nov 6, 2009 10:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

love u too

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by samdaman on Nov 6, 2009 5:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That might be a little far.

I might shake his hand and then curse him as I walked away….but kiss him…NO, NO CHANCE.

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I would love to see the Pats post a 60 spot on the JEST

I think that Rex would literally have a stroke and I would love to see that!!

by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 4, 2009 11:15 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He'd probably choke on his jerky.

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 12:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Or...

…he’d be too distracted asking Sanchez for a hot dog.

by The Hill on Nov 4, 2009 12:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i say go for 100

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

which supermodel is ass-chin gonna nail next?

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by Patssuck456 on Nov 3, 2009 8:11 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

a male one

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

From Acemmet
The man who allegedly filmed Erin Andrews in her hotel room was arrested. And promptly hired by the Patriots

Titans quarterback Vince Young wandered away from home after being booed at Sunday’s game. Friends said he was terribly upset – because he had Tom Brady on his fantasy team.

Tom Brady was spotted checking out a $145,000 engagement ring in Beverly Hills. If he buys it, he’ll be the only Patriot to get a ring this year.

Calvin Klein has offered Tom Brady a deal to appear in a high profile underwear campaign. Odd, everyone already has photos of Brady being undressed by the Dolphin’s defense

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by Farorefox on Nov 3, 2009 8:15 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

lmao

Henne isn’t old enough to have dirt on him yet. Give him a few years; something about squirrels and a terrier, I bet…

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by MaPatsFan on Nov 3, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

There's some photo from Michigan of him beering up two girls but that's it for now.

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by Farorefox on Nov 3, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

... is the moniker pronounced...

… A cemmet

… Ace m met

… Ace met, or

… Ass met..?

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by Alpha6 on Nov 4, 2009 5:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahaha

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by samdaman on Nov 3, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

From the NYPOST

That’s a lot of Jets fans who have absolutely no idea what it is to experience a payoff. And so there really are no fans quite like Jets fans. Everyone else has had some kind of return on their emotional investment. Everyone but the Jets fan who was born post-Beatlemania and post-JFK. That’s an island unto themselves, one nobody willingly would sign up to live on. And yet live there Jets do, week after week, year after year, season after season, and so they are the one fan base in Greater New York who honestly can look at themselves in the mirror and say, "You are one long-suffering fan, you poor SOB."

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/jets/jets_bring_hope_to_jaded_fans_0B5TECAIeYB2bpK6p2fAgJ#ixzz0Vqra0KXa

by Acemmett on Nov 3, 2009 8:54 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

LOL

they finnaly banned me from GGN after a day and half lol jets fans they are to slow

by Acemmett on Nov 4, 2009 2:08 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

JR SEAU?????

No sacks since 2007 the being said only 3.5 that year. Do you really call that a defense?

by acme20000 on Nov 7, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Seau is more of a leader, as opposed to a player anymore. Think of him as a defensive trainer who plays a little bit.

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by Farorefox on Nov 7, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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