Players I can't stand: Wide Receivers...

One of the easiest positions to hate on is the position of Wide Receiver. Why you ask, well they are cocky to the max, run their mouths like crazy, and I'm jealous of a lot of them because they aren't on our team. So again you didn't ask for it but I'm giving it to you all anyway: Wide Receivers I just can't stand. Oh and note, sorry this took so long to come out, I was busy writing poems in CKCs and celebrating our victory vs the Jets and crying about the Saints game. So without further ado, this is finally out.

Terrell Owens

Look, I thought T.O. is funny but things changed. He destroys teams, he has been called a cancer, and now he is a Bill - what could be better. I was on the way back from a "We The People..." competition in Albany when I heard the great news that T.O. had signed with the Bills. All the Bills fans on the bus were high-fiving and talking about how the Bills were going to be so great now that T.O. signed with the Bills and blah, blah, blah.I kept laughing and told them that this was the greatest news that I could hear because now the Dolphins were sure contenders in the AFCE. I told them that it wasn't going to be what they though and T.O. was a joke, which was when I started calling him T.BLOW. Well are the Bills great now? No. Is T.O. awesome on the Bills now? No. So what do I say to that? "I told you so..." But they probably wouldn't listen but I think T.O's stats are speaking for him this year. 18 receptions for only 242 yards? 1 touchdown? Yeah, Bills fans he is working magic for you. I do have to give it to T.O. though, I thought when he disrespected the Dallas star that that was funny and all his touchdown celebrations were pretty funny too, and how he made the Cowboys collapse last year, yeah that was funny too. But now he is on the Bills and I couldn't be more happy for what he is "doing" for them:) But of course I still hate him. This is pretty funny.

T.J. Houshmandzadeh

What? Yeah T.J. Why? Well where to begin. Well I don't have very much of a reason other than he going back and forth with Joey Porter when he was on the Bengals and Joey was on the Steelers. For example take this video for example. Yeah some will say that Joey caused the feud but I don't care, I really like Joey's trash talking and the fact T.J. feuded with him gets him a spot on this list, other than that I have no problem with T.J.

More reasons for T.J. via MauMonta75:

This year with the Seahawks he has been acting all cocky, asking for the ball via the media, calling out the Seneca Wallace, calling out the Bears, calling out Lance Briggs. And throwing around things like “If we want to win, just throw me the ball”. He’s come out of the closet as a world class moron.

Brandon Marshall

I want to say I like Marshall but then I remember how he decided to call Joey Porter "soft" after our meeting in Denver last season, which we won. So to but my hate for Marshall into context, I'm going to include the quote of what he said about Joey.

"Yeah, Joey Porter's one of them guys, when you got guys who talk a lot of trash, just want to talk about people or put people down, they have their own insecurities," Marshall said. "And his insecurities I don't know. But he's definitely one of those guys who all those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft."

What? Yeah it gets worse.

"You know, we hear stories floating around the league all the time about him as far [as being] in nightclubs dancing with his shirt off like a girl or in the playground getting beat up back in California," Marshall said. "He's one of those guys that no matter how big he is, he can still get knocked on his butt and he's soft. He's soft at heart and you can tell by the way he talks.

"And his nickname is 'Peezy.' I don't know what 'Peezy' is," Marshall added, then paused and leaned forward to deliver the punctuation: "Joey!"

Of course it makes me laugh, how couldn't it. If you are so inclined to watch the interview you can find it here but in the end I think Joey won that one. I remember when this happened and I'm sure most of you do too but what I remember the most is reading comments on NFL.com and the like about how people though Marshall would win that fight, yeah against and OLB Brandon would have him. Stupid.

Randy Moss

Gotta love mugshots.

Yeah, I gotta do it. He plays for a rival and the thing with my lists is that that fact alone will get you on here. But besides that point, I've got some others. But let me point out that it pains me to know that Randy was Pennington's go to guy at Marshall and hey, speaking about Marshall let's see a quote that Randy had to say about the 1970 team plane crash: it "was a tragedy, but it really wasn't nothing big." Offensive? Yes. Taken out of context? Yeah, probably. But no the less it is a reason to respect him less. Moss has been accused of dating violence, has admitted to using marijuana off the field, and some have even claimed he lacks effort. In the end Moss is a good wide receiver and I wish we had him on our team, but as a Patriot I have to make up reasons that I could care less about to act like I hate him. Hey how about that fake mooning to the Green Bay fans when he was a Viking? Hilarious.

Braylon Edwards, Jerricho Cotchery, David Clowney, the whole Jets team, all their fans, Rex Ryan, Mark Sanchez, Bart Scott, Dustin Keller, Fireman Ed,

I can keep going and I don't even need reasons. I hate the Jets and all their players, they are a disgrace to the NFL and need to act like respectful adults. Enough said.

Michael Crabtree via Nicky

Michael Crabtree Sucks, a Haiku

Crab wants big money
Even though he’s just a rook
What a giant douche

So that is my Wide Receiver list, sorry it was basically a "hate on Joey, I'll hate on you list." But whatever, give me yours or enjoy this and act like it is your favorite post ever. Or hate on me and my most while hating on the Jets. Your options are unlimited. Have at it.

And....that's all she wrote.