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Yet another sign that the Rex Ryan era in New York is well on its way towards disaster.

2 months ago Phinsider_s_tiny Matty I 37 comments 1 recs  | 

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1st we had to get out our brooms, now a mop !!?? CLASSIC !!!!! I love it.......

Sugar cone with Chocolate ice cream on the bottom & Orange sherbet on the top !!!!!!! NOW !!!!!!!!!!!

by Ohiofinfan4life on Nov 17, 2009 12:22 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

lol

Laces out!

-2008 AFC East Champions-
Suck it Pats, Bills and most of all... the god damn jets.

Sean Smith/Vontae Davis= Pat Surtain/Sam Madison

by BSerious72 on Nov 17, 2009 12:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome, lol!

"If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you."

Coach Paul Bear Bryant

by AussieKen on Nov 17, 2009 12:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

Staring down Mark Sanchez. Just look into the those brown beauties.

by DolfinPhan on Nov 17, 2009 3:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hostess discontinued ding dongs.

Laces out!

-2008 AFC East Champions-
Suck it Pats, Bills and most of all... the god damn jets.

Sean Smith/Vontae Davis= Pat Surtain/Sam Madison

by BSerious72 on Nov 17, 2009 12:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

... so who's working there now?

… or is the door bell broken and we have to knock?

No problem…

I heard Rex say to Snatchez, “you can now be my little ho ho”.

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by Alpha6 on Nov 17, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Have to give him a break

can’t you tell he has a water retention problem

CP10 and P.Cobbs get well soon
Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions
"I likem me some UDFAs"

by Phintastic on Nov 17, 2009 12:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Rex Ryan really believes in McDonald's.. he really does

He knows that they can make food faster than the fat ass can shovel it down. He believes that he really does

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 17, 2009 12:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wah, wah, waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Phin-bassador/ Head Weatherman/ Injury Specialist of the Phinsider.

Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.

Long you live and high you fly. But only if you ride the tide. And balanced on the biggest wave, you race towards an early grave.

by Farorefox on Nov 17, 2009 1:11 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Oh God...what a douche!

headlines such as this only make it more difficult for me to sincerely root for a Jets victory next sunday.

by Rennie85 on Nov 17, 2009 1:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The Pats are going to absolutely destroy the Jets.

The Pats manhandled the Colts for most of the game. The Jets – unfortunately for us – do not stand a chance.

Dolphins and Gators baby!

by gatorfin on Nov 17, 2009 1:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I think your correct. The Pats have found there groove again. Too bad!

"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle

by texascowpunk on Nov 17, 2009 2:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Crying in front of your team - Free

Donut and a coffee – $3
Smackin the Jests, not once —but twice --Priceless

by FinFinatic on Nov 17, 2009 2:53 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else here the news? There's one less coach in the AFC East

Jauron just got sacked.

Phin-bassador/ Head Weatherman/ Injury Specialist of the Phinsider.

Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.

Long you live and high you fly. But only if you ride the tide. And balanced on the biggest wave, you race towards an early grave.

by Farorefox on Nov 17, 2009 3:04 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Cry FAT BOY.....CRY!

get used it you lil bitch

Phinsider Hall of Fame Class of 09' / 2-Time 09' Matty Award Winner

by Rzayo24 on Nov 17, 2009 3:04 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Well if you can't beat em' (and he can't) join em'!

I wonder who has the better locker room now?

by SDefee on Nov 17, 2009 3:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"

by Alpha6 on Nov 17, 2009 3:45 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

maybe the stress of being a [losing] NFL head coach will make him become anorexic

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure [5 line sig limit reached]

by chrislucas on Nov 17, 2009 3:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I believe Rex Ryan needs a new nick name and I got it..

He shall now be known from this time forth as

Lart Tard

Henne is now our leader. Lets see what the guy can do !
As usual the R&R Xpres is non stop to its next destination !
Driver of the Camarillo, Hartline & Bess fan club bus.. hop on and enjoy the ride!
We need this pass D to STEP THE F UP and do what they get paid to do!

by MainePhinFan on Nov 17, 2009 4:39 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

*Lard Tard

Damn I fuked that up huh?

Henne is now our leader. Lets see what the guy can do !
As usual the R&R Xpres is non stop to its next destination !
Driver of the Camarillo, Hartline & Bess fan club bus.. hop on and enjoy the ride!
We need this pass D to STEP THE F UP and do what they get paid to do!

by MainePhinFan on Nov 17, 2009 4:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

... or the Walrus...

… or Baby Huey…

… or Elephant Man…

… or “Warning: Wide Load”

Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"

by Alpha6 on Nov 17, 2009 4:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Walrus

is good enough for me.

Phin-bassador/ Head Weatherman/ Injury Specialist of the Phinsider.

Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.

Long you live and high you fly. But only if you ride the tide. And balanced on the biggest wave, you race towards an early grave.

by Farorefox on Nov 17, 2009 4:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Jabba the Rex

Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)

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Driver of the draft Brandon Spikes bandwagon

by PhinsTifosi on Nov 17, 2009 5:00 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Too bad we don't play them again this year

…weirdly, the Jets probably wish they could play us every week, because they seem to think that they would go 16-0 if they did.

by Jevant on Nov 17, 2009 5:15 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

does he cry butter?

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Sparano: Joey Porter, What is best in life?

Porter: To crush The Jets, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of Mark Sanchez

by Patssuck456 on Nov 17, 2009 5:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

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64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"

by Alpha6 on Nov 17, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

THERE'S NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL!

Unless you’re TO or Jabba the Rex

by afmo on Nov 17, 2009 6:06 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

We should empathize with Rex....

Let’s face it you too would cry if…

1 – you looked in the mirror and looked like Rex Ryan

2 – you realized you are coach of one of the worst sports franchises in america, the jets.

3 – you ran out of donuts!!

by Natalya on Nov 17, 2009 7:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Come on guys!!

Rex saw the Titanic and felt the resembles with the propellers. He saw all that food going down into the sea, like all the free donuts he is not gona get anymore, in the dely near his house. No more free food in ny for him. U know how much did he save on this 4 months?, Anyone would cry outloud.

I will see the Dolphins win a SUPER BOWL before i die(22 years and counting)

by Aleta on Nov 17, 2009 7:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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