E-mail from an angry Jet fan (**this is R rated, fyi**)
by Matty I on Nov 1, 2009 7:12 PM EST
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PrintI just checked my inbox, and here's an e-mail I got from a member of Gang Green Nation.
SUBJECT: you're transplant pussy fucking trash
Body of e-mail:
fuck you you pussy fucking bitch ass. tough talk coming from a jackass who knows jack fucking dick about football. fuck you you fucking pussy i wish i fucking saw you face to face i'd fucking stomp your pussy fucking shit
Classy stuff, folks. While not all Jet fans can be grouped into this, do note that I have NEVER, in 3 years of running this site, received an e-mail from fans of other teams. So yeah - go figure.
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Wow...way to be classy Jets
You should post this on their blog
Florida Gators: Gonna win NC with one loss
Dolphin Season prediction: 6-10
Miami Heat Prediction: 49-33
Jets fan*
Florida Gators: Gonna win NC with one loss
Dolphin Season prediction: 6-10
Miami Heat Prediction: 49-33
by emmanueladujr on Nov 1, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Or someone just go post a link to this.
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
Well
It is good to see that JEST fans have learned to perfect the use of the F word. I am by no means an English major ( I personally speak something more akin to Ingrish) but I do believe he used it in about 4 different ways, and none of them are the ways I like to use it!
Great job showing us your IQ JEST fans!!
For those of you that didn’t know it, there is an accurate way to gauge a JEST fans IQ, simply total up the number of different ways they can use the F-bomb and multiply by 2…..that will give you their IQ. So that being said, this particular poster board putz has an IQ of around 8. I would say that is probably within the standard deviation for the mean of JEST fans IQs.
by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 2, 2009 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
Thats why their team deserved to lose this game
and deserves to be put through all these years without winning a championship
"Permanence, perseverance and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragements, and impossibilities: It is this, that in all things distinguishes the strong soul from the weak." Thomas Carlyle
Sparano yelled to the next receiver, imploring him to, "go get the (expletive) football."
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
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I can post this, since I'm not banned over there
"Welcome to The Doghouse"
Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen! -Sean Connery
"Why not us?"- Tony Sparano
woooooooooohooooooooooooo
those are the sweetest words ive ever heard
"Life's a bi*ch but god forbid the bi*ch divorce me"- Nas
"They ask me what I'm writin' for; I'm writin' to show you what we fightin' for"- Talib Kweli
Yea, C'mon Matty
You love they are so mad. I’m sure you don’t like the letter, but you can’t tell me you don’t like The Jets and all their fans pissing and mouning because they talk sh*t and lost to us twice.
"Permanence, perseverance and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragements, and impossibilities: It is this, that in all things distinguishes the strong soul from the weak." Thomas Carlyle
Sparano yelled to the next receiver, imploring him to, "go get the (expletive) football."
by Neo on Nov 1, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
Hilarious....
I bet that little bitch didnt think when you woke up today he would be threatening the life of the blogger of the freakin Phinsider instead of celebrating a victory…
Ahhhhh this is excellent…..look what we have done to them……they have nothing to live for ..lol. World beaters for like 2 sec….every season…early they take pictures of their cocks and show everyone…..
then we look closer at the pictures…..and its actually a vagina with a firehat on it.
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LMAO
Pictures of their cocks. I am literally rolling on the floor after reading that because I can so see 95% of New York males doing that, 98% if they are JEST fans.
Now the only way this weekend could have been any better was for the freakin Yankees to blow the series out of the over inflated asses!
by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 2, 2009 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
dam u know wat
that seems like fun im going to piss one of them off so they can send me an email and i share it with ya
Who DAT: WILDCAT
lmao they are suck losers
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 1, 2009 7:24 PM EST reply actions
lol such....sorry I was watching the Vikings game and wasn't watching what I was typing.
Don't question my fandominium.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 1, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
They aren't the only ones.
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blame the jets
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I do.
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reading a jets fans words can do that to a person
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by Davone_Is_BessT on Nov 1, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
very true.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 1, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
yup
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Look at the GGN thing we all commented on
"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
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Wow thats funny
I just showed my roommate why we all hate jets fans lol
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pretty inspiring, thats like almost as influencial as "four score an seven years ago..."
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by el presidente 00 on Nov 1, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions
check out GGN
"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
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yeah buddy,.......good times !!!!
FALL IS FOR FOOTBALL !!!!!
by Ohiofinfan4life on Nov 1, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
he gets a stay of execution
all he needs to do now is get a KR for a td every game to make himself even in our eyes
I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?
by Souwantmyname on Nov 1, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah if he does that I will let all the bad things pass.
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matty, looks like u have the last laugh
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Is this email from the Jet fan responsible for this?
I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?
I love it!
Now here’s to hoping that they lose the remainder of their games this year! And will someone please wipe that stupid grin off of Sanchez’s pretty girl face!!!
by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 2, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
i think are defense did
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No
I don’t think it was our defense because all our defense did was start making him look like the “Sanchize” that people and fat ass Rex Ryan were saying earlier in the year.
by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 2, 2009 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
I noticed two periods in that threat letter.
Eventually Jets fans will learn how to use those dots. Eventually they can work up to capital letters and actual grammar sometime in the near future (read: thousands of years after the fact).
Punctuation confuses and angers JEST fans
I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?
by Souwantmyname on Nov 1, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Punctuation angers Rexy
"Welcome to The Doghouse"
Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen! -Sean Connery
"Why not us?"- Tony Sparano
Dick's fuck pussies
but dicks all fuck assholes.
Staring down Mark Sanchez. Just look into the those brown beauties.
Got to love the puppet porn
Or whatever those dolls are actually called in that movie! Oh and you can’t forget the soundtrack….
I remember watching that movie in the theater and there were several young mom’s that mistakenly took their young children. I think that they stayed in the theater for about 6 minutes….and then they were frantically covering their little one’s eyes and running/dragging their kids out of there. I guess that the R rated symbol was too tricky for them to understand.
by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 2, 2009 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
You are worthress Arec Barrwin
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Porter: To crush The Jets, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of Mark Sanchez
i have to stop writing emails....
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joking...
lol matty. what i’m interested in is if you hit the reply button or not lmao
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
… you’re killing them over at GGN…
… especially to John B…
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lmao banned and comments deleted
haha
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lol damn I missed your comments.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 1, 2009 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
hey matty, i have an idea
u give us his email, and we all send him that same thing
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PLEASE MATTY RELEASE HIS EMAIL ADDRESS
let us have some fun with him for his punishment for being such an idiot
Laces out!
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Suck it Pats, Bills and most of all... the god damn jets.
Sean Smith/Vontae Davis= Pat Surtain/Sam Madison
no no
i thought about it, but i’m not going to release his e-mail. I’ll be the “bigger man” and just move on.
lol
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Nov 1, 2009 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
are we talking about character or something else.....
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DO IT !!! just kidding…..or am I ???
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by Ohiofinfan4life on Nov 2, 2009 7:00 AM EST up reply actions
screw that, give us his email
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internet
Tough people are so damn cool. Wow, wish I had the time to cuss someone like that on a blog.
I’d give a piece of shit like that $500 bucks to say that to my fuckin face & broadway joe his ass like MNF
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What The Deuce?
by E_Dove on Nov 1, 2009 9:23 PM EST via mobile reply actions
lol
u bring out the best in them matty.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
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13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
wow what a douche
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Sparano: Joey Porter, What is best in life?
Porter: To crush The Jets, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of Mark Sanchez
hey maybe it's that same guy who freaked out on me
If i send you his email addy will you tell me if they’re the same? The wording and lack of originality & non-existent punctuation lead me to think they may be the same.
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
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give us his email
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but then Matty would be mad!
And if i draw the ire from the I in the Sky… i can’t even think about it. it’s frightening, it really is.
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB
... don't do it...
… just let it drop…
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"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
then quietly email it to me
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The one and only "ho-nerd"
Quick, everyone spam Sammy..!
He likes pics of dogs………….. with big smiles…………. and even bigger teeth……………
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64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
aww crap
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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
can i just email you for email's sake?
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uhhh, ok, but keep it clean please
i dont need any suprises
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LOLOLOL
dolphin fan 4 life
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former Goof Trooper
So no banana hammocks?
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... dogs doing it pics are the best...
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"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
woa not cool
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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
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The one and only "ho-nerd"
i'll have to look for the email when i get a chance
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB
Tired of Jets fans. Won't see them for an entire year, and I'm fine with that.
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Well
We know that we won’t see them in the playoffs….lol to quote Jim Mora
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by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 2, 2009 12:12 PM EST reply actions
they sure aint making the playoffs
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And I really doubt
That their embarrassment of a coach could even spell P-L-A-Y-O-F-F-S
by Vanman_FishFan13 on Nov 2, 2009 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
to be realistic we probably aren't either...
but it can be done because we are in the same position as we were last year
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DO NOT
stoop to their level and email him back….it just makes us look as bad as them
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hey cutie
long time no see
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB
uuuh, is there something we should all know..??
… weren’t you just his birthday sleep-over..??
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"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
i wasn't invited
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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
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The one and only "ho-nerd"
cos you won't reach around
it’s selfish :(
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB
lol im sorry
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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"
the love between two men & a chad pennington blow up doll is special
and not to be spread around the interwebz
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
we put Marshall booty shorts on it and a bare midriff CP10 jersey - - it's almost as good as the real thing
…wait… i didn’t say that
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB
I just imagined that, and god i wished I would of never read it lmao
Gieco Needs A New Slogan...So Easy A Jets Fan Can Do It LOL
by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Nov 3, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
they deleted it
just like they deleted mine a week ago or so
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
~~~
"can i rec a comment is that possible I wood without a dout yes i will TIT"S with very big nipple's thx chris!!!"
-the one, the only, WZB
so all my posts got deleted...and i'm kinda sad (not because i got banned from there) but because I had made an awesome poem/rap that i'll never be able to see again
the topic was John B and his B jets
I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
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Wow, that e-mail is class
With a capital ASS.
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