Rex Ryan is so fat.....
by NJDolphan68 on Oct 9, 2009 9:25 AM EDT
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Ok ok,, all sensitivity aside. If you are involved with the Jets organization or simply mistakenly wear green on a football Sunday, you deserve ridicule to the nth degree. I HATE THE JETS, and so all Jet bashing is part of my life. As a caveat, I have nothing against overweight people, and some of my best friends/family are obeese. Note that I have nothing against Rex Ryan other than being a Jet and could care less that he's a chubby ole' chap. Also note that despite your physical condition or hyper sensitive nature, FACT= fat mama jokes are hillarious. As such, I offer the best of Rex Ryan Is So Fat... jokes.
Winner for the best joke will be allowed to add to his or her signature "Winner of the 2009 "Rex Ryan Is So Fat..." Joke-a-Thon"
In the spirit of trash-talkin and good humor.....Enjoy....
Classics:
Rex Ryan is so fat.... he uses a VCR as a beeper.
Rex Ryan is so fat....he went on a Seafood diet., and ate everything he saw.
Rex Ryan is so fat....he puts on his belt with a boomerang!
Rex Ryan is so fat....when he sits around the house, he sits "around" the house.
Rex Ryan is so fat....he plays hopscotch like this, "New Jersey, Virginia, Ohio, Illinois, ...."
Rex Ryan is so fat....when his kids climb his back, their ears pop.
Rex Ryan is so fat.... the back of his neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
Rex Ryan is so fat....when he wears his Malcom X jacket, helicopters land on him.
Rex Ryan is so fat....the only thing attracted to him is gravity.
Rex Ryan is so fat....his yearbook picture was an aerial view.
Rex Ryan is so fat....when he hauls ass he has to take two trips.
Rex Ryan is so fat....he went to movies and sat next to everyone.
Rex Ryan is so fat....when he orders at a resturant he just says "ok"
Rex Ryan is so fat....he was baptised at Sea World
Rex Ryan is so fat....he fell in love, and broke it (?)
Rex Ryan is so fat....his cloths have stretch marks
Rex Ryan is so fat....they had to install speed bumps at the buffet.
Rex Ryan is so fat....when he dances the band skips
Rex Ryan is so fat....he was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease and the Dr. gave him 13 years to live.
Rex Ryan is so fat....is blood type is Ragu.
Rex Ryan is so fat....?
Well, who's got a good one !
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rex ryan's pass rush isn't all that great
he’s just so fat that he places his center of gravity behind the opposing QB and let’s gravitational pull take it’s course
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
he collapses pockets like a blackhole ! LOL
"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado
08-09 No Award Winner
Rex Ryan is so fat...
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
That he needs a Bro or is it the Man-zier?
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
by texascowpunk on Oct 9, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
manzier is catchier
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
this post is so childish
and immature and senseless…and I LOVE IT! REC’D!
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
Mr Medic,
Would you suggest Rex Ryan is so fat..
He uses Bosco for an IV drip?
He uses the jaws of life to remove stiches…
when are the medical jokes..? :)
"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado
08-09 No Award Winner
ok
rex ryan is so fat, he ate a cake, and the cake got diabetes. ?? lol
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
Rex Ryan is so fat
they put him on life support and it knocked out power to the whole hospital.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
haha now that fnny
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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
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REX RYAN IS SO FAT
HE JUMPED FOR JOY AND GOT STUCK.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
rex ryan is so fat
he sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washingtons nose!
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
rex ryan is so fat
he stepped on a scale and it said “to be continued”
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
boo
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boo you sam!
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
Just made up...
rex ryan is so fat…. he eats PEZ form the Statue of Liberty….. (sorry I thought is was funny, until I actually wrote it…)
"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado
08-09 No Award Winner
Rex Ryan is so fat..
He broke the family tree.
He fell on a rainbow and made Skittles.
All his relationships are long distance, allways!
Miami will go 9-7 in 2009, predicted on 10-07-2009.
Gieco Needs A New Slogan...So Easy A Jets Fan Can Do It LOL
by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Oct 9, 2009 12:08 PM EDT reply actions
Rex is so fat...
All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons, or Rex Ryan.
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
LOL!
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by texascowpunk on Oct 9, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
Laces out!
-2008 AFC East Champions-
Suck it Pats, Bills and most of all... the god damn jets.
Supporter of the Bash Brothers- Wilson and Bell.
Rex is so fat...
Instead of Levis 501 jeans, he wears Levi’s 1002’s.
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
Rex is so fat...
When he goes to the zoo, the elephants throw him peanuts.
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
LLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
and he eats them.
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by uncle finster on Oct 9, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
True story...
Rex is soooo fat, when he was younger he applied for the Air Force with dreams of flying a Jet Plane and was denied because he couldnt fit in the copit. So the NY Jets is the closes he will ever come to an actual Jet. LMAO I made that up
Miami will go 9-7 in 2009, predicted on 10-07-2009.
Gieco Needs A New Slogan...So Easy A Jets Fan Can Do It LOL
by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Oct 9, 2009 12:27 PM EDT reply actions
Rex is so fat...
His driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other side.”
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
Rex is so fat...
When he bends over, we enter Daylight Savings Time.
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
Once again gross!
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
by texascowpunk on Oct 9, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Rex is so fat...
he was baptized at Marine World.
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64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
o damn, i wrote that below
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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
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rex ryan washes himself with a rag on a stick
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
... the printed MooMoo!!!!!!!!
I love it!
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
rex ryan has more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
dude, hong kong is NOT in japan.
it used to be a British colony and is now part of china with limited self rule.
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Oct 9, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
lol awesome movie
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OUCH BABE!!
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by uncle finster on Oct 9, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
rex ryan is so fat, they didn't baptize him, they just smashed a champagne bottle over his head.
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
Rex Ryan is so fat....he was baptised at Sea World
lol i like that one
Laces out!
-2008 AFC East Champions-
Suck it Pats, Bills and most of all... the god damn jets.
Supporter of the Bash Brothers- Wilson and Bell.
rex ryan is so fat...
he might have diabetes
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
rex ryan gives goo head
because he’s hungry
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
*good
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
what are the two things rex ryan needs to see his penis?
a mirror and something to eat.
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
hey we need your wit over @ the GangBang Nation
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
sorry brutha
no can do. going over there just makes me feel unclean in a way that showering won’t cure.
;-)
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Oct 9, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
what if we all scrub with a brillow pad?
it’s pretty dicey over der
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
shhh
i’m trying to get my shot @ scrubbin LCFF!!
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
disturbingly alluring ;)
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
whats up lefty??
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
just trying to keep my distance from chris
he is disturbingly similar to the old finsx.
;-)
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Oct 9, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
ok check this one out.
rex ryan is so fat, he shares bra’s with his wife.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
rex ryan is so fat...
he stood in front of the TV and I missed a season of Lost
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
rex is so fat, when he went to the car dealer and asked for something....
that went 0-240 in a second, they sold him a scale!!!!!!
www.zerothirteen.com
Rex Ryan is so fat...
….smaller fat guys orbit him… !
"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado
08-09 No Award Winner
BOLFR
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by uncle finster on Oct 9, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Rex Ryan is so fat...
damn I don’t have a joke, just look at the picture.
Don't question my fandominium.
"the notorious D.I.B."- samdaman
by dolphinsinbuffalo on Oct 9, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions
He looks like he ate one of his lineman.
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
ROFLMAO
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doe's someone need a helmet!
gezz they opened sharks up, that woodn’t eat half of what that fother mucker got’s in him!!!
by wild zion beaver on Oct 9, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
he's not fat!
he’s pregnant with Sanchez’ sextuplets.
i hear they are taking over for Jon and Kate next fall. It’ll be called “Mark and Rex just ate”.
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Oct 9, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
i’m posting that over @ the greenblog
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
You don't have to out run Rex Ryan....
Just the guy next to you….. !
"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado
08-09 No Award Winner
Is that a watermelon under his shirt... or is he happy to see..... Snachez?
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
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"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
These are the type of post where I wished that Rex Ryan happens to come to Phinsider and find this. LMAOOOOO I love it!
Miami will go 9-7 in 2009, predicted on 10-07-2009.
Gieco Needs A New Slogan...So Easy A Jets Fan Can Do It LOL
by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Oct 9, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
Rex Ryan is so fat that....
the Japanese whaling fleet was in NY harbor.
he’s the only human being that can be seen from outer space.
he’s affecting the weather.
there’s entire posts about it.
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New one.... (enjoy)
Rex Ryan is so fat, when he calls out to his team…" Twins left, middle gut release, draw" He’s not calling a play, but giving instructions to help find his pecker so he can piss….
Keep em’ coming guys !!!!
"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado
08-09 No Award Winner
rex ryan is so fat, that he was baptized in seaworld
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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
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yer a lil late buddy
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
Yeah that ones been done a couple of times already.
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
rex is so fat...
that when he comes here monday night, they have to rename(again) the stadium to…Land-a-whale stadium………
www.zerothirteen.com
does this shirt make me look fat..
no your face does…you are correct..one of my fav’s….
www.zerothirteen.com
Rex Ryan is so fat….he’s got his own zip code
or
Rex Ryan is so fat….when he steps on the scale, the scale says “1 at a time please”
rex ryan is so fat
his blood type is RAGU
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
REX RYAN
IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN TRULEY SCARE CHEF GORDON RAMSEY
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
rex ryan is so fat
sanchez’s whole family rides in him to games.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
yes!
i made a fat joke and a mexican joke!
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
Rex Ryan is so fat that
he’s the cause of global warming.
" if they hadn't of done, what I told em not to do... they'd still be alive" - Mr Blonde -
Unofficial "Avatar Creator"
former Goof Trooper
BandWaken
Rex Ryan is so fat that
after he takes a shit they just wash his ass off with a hose.
" if they hadn't of done, what I told em not to do... they'd still be alive" - Mr Blonde -
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former Goof Trooper
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a fire hose
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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
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Rex is so fat....
the highway patrol made him wear “Caution! Wide Load”
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
RR is so fat that
he’s another species, homo sapiens pachydermus.
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so fat the only time he see's 90210 is when hes standing on the scale
(back in the day when bev hills 90210 and melrose place were on)
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