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Rex Ryan is so fat.....



Ok ok,, all sensitivity aside. If you are involved with the Jets organization or simply mistakenly wear green on a football Sunday, you deserve ridicule to the nth degree.  I HATE THE JETS, and so all Jet bashing is part of my life.  As a caveat, I have nothing against overweight people, and some of my best friends/family are obeese. Note that I have nothing against Rex Ryan other than being a Jet and could care less that he's a chubby ole' chap.  Also note that despite your physical condition or hyper sensitive nature, FACT= fat mama jokes are hillarious.  As such, I offer the best of  Rex Ryan Is So Fat... jokes. 

Winner for the best joke will be allowed to add to his or her signature "Winner of the 2009 "Rex Ryan Is So Fat..." Joke-a-Thon"

In the spirit of trash-talkin and good humor.....Enjoy....

Classics: 

Rex Ryan is so fat.... he uses a VCR as a beeper.

Rex Ryan is so fat....he went on a Seafood diet., and ate everything he saw.

Rex Ryan is so fat....he puts on his belt with a boomerang!

Rex Ryan is so fat....when he sits around the house, he sits "around" the house.

Rex Ryan is so fat....he plays hopscotch like this, "New Jersey, Virginia, Ohio, Illinois, ...."

Rex Ryan is so fat....when his kids climb his back, their ears pop.

Rex Ryan is so fat.... the back of his neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Rex Ryan is so fat....when he wears his Malcom X jacket, helicopters land on him.

Rex Ryan is so fat....the only thing attracted to him is gravity.

Rex Ryan is so fat....his yearbook picture was an aerial view.

Rex Ryan is so fat....when he hauls ass he has to take two trips.

Rex Ryan is so fat....he went to movies and sat next to everyone.

Rex Ryan is so fat....when he orders at a resturant he just says "ok"

Rex Ryan is so fat....he was baptised at Sea World

Rex Ryan is so fat....he fell in love, and broke it  (?)

Rex Ryan is so fat....his cloths have stretch marks

Rex Ryan is so fat....they had to install speed bumps at the buffet.

Rex Ryan is so fat....when he dances the band skips

Rex Ryan is so fat....he was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease and the Dr. gave him 13 years to live.

Rex Ryan is so fat....is blood type is Ragu.

Rex Ryan is so fat....?

 

Well, who's got a good one ! 

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of The Phinsider's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of The Phinsider writers or editors.

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