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2009 Game Balls - Week 4

There's been something missing thus far through the season.  I don't want to step on any toes (Nicky), but we need a Monday Game Balls post, and since Nicky doesn't seem to want to share with us anymore, I'll take over.

Really, I am doing this with RZ, so it's a sharing of the Game Balls for you.  Here are the rules.  Each week, we will award 5 Game Balls, on a yards scale. The more yards, the better.  For example, if Chad Pennington is awarded the top Game Ball for the week, he will get the 5-yard game ball.  Then, Matt Roth could get the 4-yard ball.  At the end of the year, we will tally the total yards gained, and name the season's Top 5 Game Balls.

Seems easy.

Then, there's the sack.  The sack is quiet simply someone who has to do better.  That will be based on a 5 yard scale as well, but only one sack will be given each week.  If it was a horrible week for the player, then they will get a 5-yard loss.  If it wasn't all that bad, we might give them a 1- or 2-yard loss. 

Completely subjective based on what we want to do.

So, here are the Game Balls for Week 4.  (We'll go back and award the Balls for Weeks 1-3 soon).

Star-divide

1-yard Game Ball.  This one was close.  It almost went to Brian Hartline for his first touchdown catch, but it's being awarded to Vontae Davis for his first interception.  Congratulations to both, and Vontae, here's your first yard and Phinsider Game Ball.  Enjoy!

2-yard Game Ball. Chad Henne, welcome to being a starting NFL quarterback.  What a performance.  His numbers are not stunning, 14 for 22, 115 yards (5.2 YPA) , and 1 touchdown for a 92.0 passer rating, but he got the job done.  It seemed like the play book was opened up and the Dolphins came out and established that Henne can throw.  Simply the threat of a pass made the Bills respect Henne's arm, therefore opening up running lanes all over the place. Plus, a first career touchdown pass.  Congrats to the young Mr. Henne.

3-yard Game Ball. Hello Cameron Wake and welcome back JT.  We really wanted to put Chad Henne in here, because everyone is all over his bandwagon, but when Mr. CFL shows why he was signed (3 sacks) and Jason Taylor wakes up and gets 2.5 sacks, they deserve the third yard more than Henne did.  Great job to both and good to see you punching out that imaginary square you draw Jason!

4-yard Game Ball.  A surprise here.  Not because he doesn't deserve it, but because of who gets it.  Will Allen apparently decided to come play this week. How else can you explain two interceptions for The Shadow.  Yes, we gave him a nickname.  Why?  Not because he can stick on someone like their shadow, but because he's usually about as effective as a shadow.  But, even with that unnecessary insult, they guy played outstanding on Sunday, and as such, he now has 4-yards worth of Game Balls.

5-yard Game Ball.  We're going to award two five yard game balls this week. This really is an easy one, as Ronnie Brown dominated the Bills, going for 115 yards on 20 carries (5.8 yard per carry) and two touchdowns.  But, do you realize that Ricky Williams averaged 5.3 yards on his 16 carries?  That's 85 yards of his own, along with one touchdown. That's 200 yards of rushing from those two guys.  As such, they each get a 5-yard game ball this week.

Sack - Here's a five point sack spread over the entire offensive line.  It's hard to pick someone that played badly in the team's first win of the season, but the six sacks given up by the offensive line deserves some infamy.  So, here's how we are going to do it.  A five point sack (would do six for the six sacks, but we're trying to stick to the rules), spread over the five offensive linemen (TE's get off easy in this one).  So, Jake Long, Justin Smiley, Jake Grove, Donald Thomas, and Vernon Carey, you each have -1 yards.

Well, that's it for the first Game Balls issue.  Let us know what you think, and if you agree.  More to come.

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I will.

And I’ll post it at the end of the year…

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 5, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would only make one little swap.

A 1-yd ball to Henne, cause he came out and did what he is supposed to do, without a pick-6 this time.

A 2-yd ball to VD, cause his 1st NFL Int was a pick-6

o0ther than that, I agree

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by PhinsTifosi on Oct 5, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

agree

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by MagicDolphin on Oct 6, 2009 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I could see that....

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 5, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree with that

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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Oct 5, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 7:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

And I’m all over the FP right now! I’m the awesomest!

(That did sound too conceited and arrogant did it?)

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 5, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trying that again

“That DIDN’T* sound too cenceited did it?”

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 5, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

not at all

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 7:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

good idea

how do i get gameballs?

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 7:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well...... you first untie the pants....

…. then slowly pull down the jock strap….

LMAO!!!!!!

That’s not right… Lord, I apologize for that right there. Be there with the starving pygmies in New Guinea, amen.

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by Alpha6 on Oct 6, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol, not cool

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by finsxfactor on Oct 6, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome Awesomeness

your balls look much diffrent than Nickys….now that ive seen them both.

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by Rzayo24 on Oct 5, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Im going to assume that that comment is just all the meds talking!

A little too much of grandpas cough syrup!

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by texascowpunk on Oct 5, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, we all do have diffeerent Balls

It’s part of what makes us unique.

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 5, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol classic Dane Cook line

He was watching porn and “He could tell by the guys balls he didnt like him”

Well Mosul….I like your balls

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by Rzayo24 on Oct 5, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well thank you

I kinda like them too

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 5, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

u better like ur own balls

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 7:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

o my god, ewww

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 7:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey mosul

glad to see your taking over the game balls. i really cant say i agree or disagree with any, i cant remember the game =(

2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.

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by MrMedic on Oct 5, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, it's good to be home isn't it?

Welcome back buddy. Seems like forever ago when you first posted and we were both enjoying the fine Iraqi sunshine!

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 5, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know it!!

it is VERY good to be back. i just picked up my truck today, (05 dodge ram hemi). i missed that beast!! hopefully i cant stay sober enough to continue putting up coherent posts on here.

2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.

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by MrMedic on Oct 5, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully....

DOn’t be stupid and put the two together…please…

Seen too many SOldiers come back and get hurt, killed, or chaptered out because of stupid sh*t

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 5, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

well said

welcome back, Medic – and stay safe at home too just as you did on duty!

by Matty I on Oct 6, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanx matty

and will do

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by MrMedic on Oct 7, 2009 5:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea, medic

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 7:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

welcome back medic

thanks for putting your life on the line for lazy cowards like us (well, except for Mosul lol)

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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Oct 6, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

ty mhtd!

2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.

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by MrMedic on Oct 7, 2009 5:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

awwww

thanx wild zion omar

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by MrMedic on Oct 7, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by texascowpunk on Oct 7, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by samdaman on Oct 7, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 7:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

welcome back Medic

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by Patssuck456 on Oct 6, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Nicky has cheerleading competions on Mondays now..BURNNNNNNNNN

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by Rzayo24 on Oct 5, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

SLLLLAAAAAPPPPPPPP

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 5, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's still to be decided....

… but I bet Hartline…

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by Alpha6 on Oct 6, 2009 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think that Henne said he would give it to Hartline.

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by texascowpunk on Oct 6, 2009 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

.... but that was at the bar after....

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by Alpha6 on Oct 6, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

HA

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 7:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude i was sooo happy to see gameballs again

and then i look down and see it was Mosul that wrote it and i was “SHIT THIS IS GONNA SUCK!!!”…..lmao jk jk bro, this was awesome, you did a great job, love the scoring system you guys created, awesome idea…one little disagreement though that i stated above….I think the Venarial Disease should get plus 2 for the pick 6 and Henne +1 cause he did his job and didn’t turn it over

otherwise I LOVE YOUR BALLS on my screen

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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Oct 5, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

rofl

I’m so glad that you get to see my Balls on your screen….

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 5, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 7:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

... and I didn't think you had any balls... go figure...

Idk… the whole offensive line? Did Long play bad too… I can’t remember…
A very good and fun post bro!
Rec’d!!!

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by Alpha6 on Oct 6, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

… and I didn’t think you had any balls… go figure…

lmfao…well said my brother

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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Oct 6, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol, well said

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 7:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

boo yah!!

take that army

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by MrMedic on Oct 7, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You stole nicky's balls! the sad part is that he probably enjoyed it...

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by finsxfactor on Oct 6, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

WhaaaPaaa!!!! ....the X-man returneth!

wassup pal….

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by Alpha6 on Oct 6, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

nm how bout you buddy

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by finsxfactor on Oct 6, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by finsxfactor on Oct 6, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's up X...

It’s been quiet without you…

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 6, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing really man..just been busy...and i was really fed up with all the ginn bashing. it was ridiculous

but i couldn’t stay away from my favorite mosulinian for too long

plus…i miss cb

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by finsxfactor on Oct 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Well I’m glad I could be part of bringing you back

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 7, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I BELIEVE IN HENNE

I SAY IN THE NEXT 5 WEEKS, HENNE WILL SHOW THE WORLD WHY HE IS THE FUTURE OF MIAMI

by SolomonJ on Oct 6, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Tom Brady should get a 5yd sack

for crying to the Refs.

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by Patssuck456 on Oct 6, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

ummm last time i checked

Tom Brady does NOT play for either the Buffalo Bills or the Miami Dolphins, so you fail

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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Oct 6, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

It doesnt matter

He has shown he has a vag.

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by Patssuck456 on Oct 6, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

LLLLLOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

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by Alpha6 on Oct 6, 2009 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 7:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

hes got a good point mhtd

Laces out!

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by BSerious72 on Oct 7, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol thanks for picking up my slack Mosul

and nice job, I like the yardage idea. Kinda disappointed that you didn’t bring back the Turd Sandwich, that was my favorite feature to do last year lol

goo’d it.

by Little Nicky 21 on Oct 6, 2009 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

picking up ur sack?

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 7:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, so what's this..?

… you’re done with dicks and moving to balls….

… is that it..? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Alpha6 on Oct 6, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn u alpha, damn you!

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

lololololol

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by finsxfactor on Oct 6, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice feature, folks. Was an enjoyful one to read.

by Dolphin Ru on Oct 6, 2009 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

never thought there would be sac and balls comments on this thread???

But I’d swap VD and Henne also and swap Will Allen with the pass rushers Cam and JT. I just think the rush had a bigger effect early on in the game and led to Edwards getting rattled and making some bad decisions that Allen was there to take advantage of. Plus, he ran the 2nd out of the endzone to the 3 yard line…what was he thinking?

My sack was a toss-up between Ginn and Fasano, but I went with Fasano because he only had 7 total yards but also missed a block leading to a sack for about 5 or 6 yards, so his total production for us Sunday was 1 yard. That sucks. He probably had some decent blocks in the game as well, so I’m only going to give him a loss of 3. At least Ginny had 37 total yards and decoyed on a couple returns that turned out to be fairly good.

by eagle2435 on Oct 6, 2009 8:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Fasano

Nothing for Mr. Fasano and his blocking abilities? It will be interesting to see if he gets a game ball for Game 1.

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by Phintastic on Oct 6, 2009 9:14 AM EDT reply actions  

change your name to Fraytastic...it'd be cool

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by finsxfactor on Oct 6, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be fair

Love the concept and choices though agree with the switch suggested by Phins Tifosi, but I don’t think you are being fair to the lineman.
If a lineman caused the sack, (like Carey again) give them -1 Sack yd, but not fair to the guys that did their job. Grove had nothing to do with the edge rushers. If I am a player I don’t want to get blamed for somone elses bone-head move. Plus, as Sparano said, 2 sacks were caused by a TE and a RB missed blocks. Yes I think (most) of the line did a poor job protecting the QB, but if Davis gets burnt you don’t penalize Will Allen just because he is a CB too. Do your homework, look at the tape and call out who really is to blame. That would be more fair. Good post and look forward to your analysis of the other 3 games.

by Dolphriend on Oct 6, 2009 9:34 AM EDT reply actions  

I love your balls

Great write up dude lol I actually agree with you the way you have it set up, I think Hartline gets one and Henne gets two. Mostly because well, Henne managed the whole game and Hartline only had one TD catch (Which was thrown by Henne). So Henne was more important then Henne towards this win.

So all in all, your balls are something i would to see more of.
Dont you just love it when you have people fighting over your balls. LOL

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by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Oct 6, 2009 9:39 AM EDT reply actions  

... see..... now there you go talkin like that....

… your girlfriend is gone and you start with….

I love your balls

to another man….

And what the hell is this..?

So Henne was more important then Henne towards this win.

Your so intent on balls, you got tongue twisted… LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Alpha6 on Oct 6, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lmao damn you Alpha =P

Geez, what happen to the good old days where a man could comment on someone elses balls without being made fun of…lmaooo and yeah my girlfriend is gone, so I turn to Mosul’s ball to fill up my time lmaooo

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by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Oct 6, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol alpha always gets us

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

enough ball jokes!

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry Mosul, but you can't give a guy a 5yder for 85 yds and a TD,

even Brown’s 115 and 2 TDs comes up short this week, your playin favorites, but it’s your game so I guess you can, except for the fact that I guess it’s Nicky’s game so we have to get a ruling, but he didn’t start it this year so maybe he shouldn’t have a say, so we’re going to have to get a ruling on whether or not we can get a ruling from Nicky………

5yd GB- Cam Wake, 3sacs, 2 knockdowns, 4tackles for losses and a forced fumble, are we talking a defense or one guy.

4yd GB- Ronnie Brown, 115yds, 2TDs, 5.7avg

3yd GB- Will Allen, 2int

2yd GB- Vontae Davis, pick 6

1yd GB- Ricky Williams, 85yds, 1TD and Chad Henne for managing his first start well enough for a win, in and of itself his performance is not worthy of a GB, simply because it was his first game I give him a GB, next week he’l need to play better for a GB.

by uncle finster on Oct 6, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

His system is great and it is after all his system and his post

but it would be great if there was some way to nominate and then vote on the game balls. Maybe thats all to complicated but it sounds good!

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by texascowpunk on Oct 6, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is confusing me

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by samdaman on Oct 6, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Alpha6 on Oct 6, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are too many balls going around

and I wasn’t joking – we have 53 players on the active roster, and 46 of them got game balls. We even gave one to Ernest Wilford just for leaving quietly after the preseason.

Hey, how is that loser Eric Green doing? The corner we cut and then he ripped us? Wait, is Eric Green even his name? Did I get the last name wrong? Now I’m not so sure…and I can’t even remember what team he went to. San Fran?

by eagle2435 on Oct 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

they got rid of his

@ss also. Pretty bad when you can make it on SF DB list.

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by Phintastic on Oct 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goo love?

I’m stuck in the dreaded 5 rec stage. Anyone wanna help me out? Or should I stop petitioning for love?

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

you dont have to ask for love

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by finsxfactor on Oct 6, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

no rec! no rec!

if tis get’s 6 my pennington piece is gone!

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by samdaman on Oct 7, 2009 7:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

sam

dude, its time for you to get proactive and write another rec worthy piece.

2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.

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by MrMedic on Oct 7, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

the word from the ho-nerd will do it

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by samdaman on Oct 7, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes good, unrec!

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by samdaman on Oct 7, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

sam ur a hater!

2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.

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by MrMedic on Oct 7, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol sorry

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by samdaman on Oct 7, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know why he's a hater, don't you?

I don’t include a sammary with my posts, so he either has to read ALOT or wait for others to make comments.

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 7, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea, thats why

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by samdaman on Oct 7, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

the latter

he usually pops up in the comments a day late.

2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.

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by MrMedic on Oct 8, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea, it makes me sad

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by samdaman on Oct 8, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol mosul

being at 5 is the worst. ur just like ‘oh no, its not gonna make it….should i beg, no dont beg….but c’mon someone just…..ohhh…" im pretty sure i rec’d this one though….even though ur already up there.

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by MrMedic on Oct 7, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sacks !!

Both Fasano and Brown missed blocks for sacks !! So why spread all 6 Sacks around to all 5 OLs ?? If you want to make me regard this thread as a serious post then do your homework and give the – yards to the ones who deserve them !!

And because of Ronnie’s missed block I agree with Uncle Phinster – Wake gets the 5 yard ball and Ronnie gets the 4 yard ball !!

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by BurlyDude72 on Oct 7, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

I know that Fasano missed the sack

That’s why I put in there that the TEs get a pass this week. Simply put, there’s no where out there to “do my homework” to show the number of sacks allowed by player. Everything only gives the team total.

If you know of somewhere that actually shows the breakdown of sacks allowed by player, please let me know. I’m not above changing these gameballs as needed.

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 7, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

we do know that Ronnie got jumped over on one of them, and Fasano whiff-blocked on another. I think Vernon got plowed on one, DT missed a block, and Grove may have given one up. I don’t recall if anybody gave up two, and I’m fairly certain Long didn’t give one up.

Also, at least 2 of them were coverage sacks where Henne had nowhere to go with the ball

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by Little Nicky 21 on Oct 7, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was Fasano, Ronnie, and Carey for sure

And I agree Long didn’t give up one, but I don’t know where the other three came from.

Anyone else?

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by Kevin Nogle on Oct 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just blame them all on Grove

he seems to be the guy everybody hates on the OL lol

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by Little Nicky 21 on Oct 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha yea

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by samdaman on Oct 8, 2009 7:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

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