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Bills Poem 1.4

Poem/rap for the bills game on October 4th.  Previous weeks available on profile.  Feedback and comments appreciated.

 

Pennington's out now everybody pout,

The man did what we asked, he never had a doubt,

Some said he was good, others said his arm was a squirt,

I appreciated Penne so much, I even bought his shirt.

 

The new era started, Henne's time is now,

Some people praised, some people scowled,

We'll always have Ronnie, don't worry bout a thing,

When he scores a TD, I scream "Cha-ching!"

 

Woops, oh no, Trent Edwards let it slip,

Vontae grabbed it like that really salty chip,

He took it to the house, then we ran it down their throat,

Things were just gettin' started, man they didn't even know.

 

Henne wasn't great, but he kept us goin' straight,

He never threw a pick, and we never hit the brakes,

Ronnie's too raw, he make defenders crawl...

off the field curled up like a ball.

 

With a win under their belt, the Dolphins probably felt,

A small amount of hope, we looked pretty swell,

And how could I forget to mention...

that the defense had superb intentions...

with 6 big sacks and 3 I.N.T.'s

The Bills couldn't touch us, you think?, Child please!

 

Crispy

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lol

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by samdaman on Oct 5, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

as a poet there are some forced rhyme, lots actually, some decent and again forced internal rhyme but nice job all in all :)

Confidence breeds success, self-doubt breeds failure

by Blaze453 on Oct 4, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Never thought I'd see the day when someone celebrated a Phins victory with poetry....

but otherwise not half bad, certainly better than I could have done.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
-Hunter S. Thompson

by Daren on Oct 4, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

hack cu

Armchair QB's always complete the pass and armchair coaches always pick the right players.

Yes, Larry Little is still the man.

by Tunaflipper on Oct 5, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL; i belive "SEAN" also could of had another int. aw i'm to happy!

                                happy happy HAPPY DAY’S!

by wild zion beaver on Oct 5, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

very good

Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Oct 5, 2009 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

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