Dr. Fox's Week Eight Injury Report

This is the Injury Report for the Week Eight Contest between the Miami Dolphins and New York Jets at New York's Giants Stadium.  Hey guys.  I'm gonna do my injury-posts on Friday as a weekly kind-of-thing. Personally, between the loss to the Saints, and Bronchitis, Sinusitis, and the Flu I've not been having a good week.

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Here's some ranting though, for feeling

Heartbreaker in New Orleans on Sunday.  We need to notch it up a whole other level if we want to make the playoffs.  I'm kind of tired of even hearing the name Ted Ginn.  Please stop putting up posts, I get it, no-one likes him.  As usual the Jets are ranting about how great they are.  Undisciplined coach, undisciplined players.  They probably won't even beat the Pats for the division, and the Texans/Steelers will take their Wildcard Spot.  Oh yeah, I did some looking, and the Jets only have 4, count 'em 4 East Titles.  1968, 1969, 1998, 2002.  The Colts and Titans have more East Titles.

Miami Dolphins song (via gatorlover93)

Well, we have several more injuries than last week, albeit nothing severe

Channing Crowder, LB (Shoulder- Did Not Participate in Practice).

Jason Ferguson, DT (Foot- Full Participation in Practice).

Ricky Williams, RB (Thumb- Full Participation in Practice

Injured Reserve

Will Allen, CB (Left Knee).  Replaced by Vontae Davis.

Chad Pennington, QB (Right Shoulder).  Replaced by Chad Henne.

David Martin, TE (Right Knee).  Replaced by Joey Haynos.

Patrick Cobbs, KR/PR/RB (Left Knee).  Replaced by Kory Sheets/ Kory Sheets/ Lex Hilliard.

The New York Jets (Why am I wasting my time?)

The entire team, NY (Head Injuries).

How close did Rex Ryan come to going to the St. Louis Rams? (via WNST)

David Harris, LB (Wrist- Full Participation in Practice).

Donald Strickland, CB (Ankle- Full Participation in Practice).

Bryan Thomas, LB (Wrist- Full Participation in Practice).

David Clowney, WR (Ankle- Limited Participation in Practice).

Jerricho Cotchery, WR (Hamstring- Limited Participation in Practice).

Shaun Ellis, DE (Knee- Limited Participation in Practice).

Brandon Moore, G (Foot- Limited Participation in Practice).

Bart Scott, LB (Knee- Limited Participation in Practice).

Lito Sheppard, CB (Quadricep- Limited Participation in Practice).

Brad Smith, WR (Quadricep- Limited Participation in Practice).

Damien Woody, T (Foot- Limited Participation in Practice).

Injured Reserve

Leon Washington, RB (Leg).  Replaced by Shonn Greene.

Kris Jenkins, NT (Left Knee).  Replaced by Sione Pouha.

Aundrae Allison, WR (Undisclosed).

(All facts are verified by, and  property of, the NFL and it's respective website, NFL.com.  All facts can be found if one searches long enough.)

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