Trojans score on Beavers!

by Dolphriend on Oct 25, 2009 11:17 AM EDT

Sorry, I know it's not the Dolphins, but that was the most hilarious college football title I have ever heard. I am sure some of you guys could come up with some creative headings for the USC Trojans beating the Oregon Beavers yesterday.

Trojans stiff Beavers!

Beavers don't break Trojans!

Trojans snatch victory with big score on Beavers!

Trojans hold on tight and squeak one out on Beavers!

Have fun with it... and GO DOLPHINS!!!!!!

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Thats is wrong is so many ways

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by Neo on Oct 25, 2009 11:26 AM EDT reply actions

No, funny in so many ways......

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by Ohiofinfan4life on Oct 25, 2009 11:28 AM EDT reply actions

dude

lol

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by samdaman on Oct 25, 2009 11:32 AM EDT reply actions

Well, nowadays you need a trojan to score on a beaver

when i was younger, we didn’t have to worry about that so much.
;-)

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by LeftCoastFinFan on Oct 25, 2009 11:35 AM EDT reply actions

Yea they didn't start making latex condoms until

After the 1930s

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by Neo on Oct 25, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions

why i outta....

listen chucklehead, lemme just save you trying to work this out on your own:

when you think of something and it seems to you like it would be a good idea to say it out loud…. it ain’t!

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by LeftCoastFinFan on Oct 25, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions

LOL

yes sir

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by Neo on Oct 25, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions

Early condoms were made out of linen, First invented in the middle ages.

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by Farorefox on Oct 25, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions

i thought they were made out of sheep bladders

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by LeftCoastFinFan on Oct 25, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions

you would know

"Permanence, perseverance and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragements, and impossibilities: It is this, that in all things distinguishes the strong soul from the weak." Thomas Carlyle

by Neo on Oct 25, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions

lmao wow

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by samdaman on Oct 25, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions

yea but latex didn't come until after the 30's

I didn’t wanna go back to the middle ages. Can’t do my boy that bad.

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by Neo on Oct 25, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions

sry, couldn't help the above comment

he walked into that one

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by Neo on Oct 25, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions

I don't believe that latex comes.

Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)

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by PhinsTifosi on Oct 25, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions

Good one!

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by texascowpunk on Oct 25, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions

LOL

NICE!

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by samdaman on Oct 25, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions