They're undefeated, they're probably smelling themselves, rubbing each other's balls, all that shit...
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Funny...
but stop talking so much…..your an average player at best
Phinsider Hall of Fame Class of 09' / 2-Time 09' Matty Award Winner
Eh,
if he backs it up like he did against The Jets, I say keep talking.
Driver of the Make David Lee OC Bandwagon
Repentant Former Driver of the Trade-Ronnie-Brown Bandwagon.
Really?
He played well the first drive, and made one or two tackles after that. And blew several.
Chief Stalker/ Lead Paparazzi of the official Matty I Fan Club
Knowshon Moreno is actually the illegitimate chocolate son of Dan Marino. Its true!!! I have pictures!!!
Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Mike Singletary- "Our formula is this: We go out and hit people in the mouth."
Yea
I have kept quiet…but i was AT THE GAME…and I remember him making 1 play….otherwise just running around in circles like usual
I dont wanna hate on a Phin….but STFU and play. Force a fumble. You got paid….make a play…not just a tackle
Phinsider Hall of Fame Class of 09' / 2-Time 09' Matty Award Winner
Why does Crowder feel the need to open his mouth? We are still only 2-3.
Chief Stalker/ Lead Paparazzi of the official Matty I Fan Club
Knowshon Moreno is actually the illegitimate chocolate son of Dan Marino. Its true!!! I have pictures!!!
Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Mike Singletary- "Our formula is this: We go out and hit people in the mouth."
Crowder always has such a way with words!
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
I agree
If he was playing like Ray Lewis, then I would love a little attitude. Now, it’s just embarrasing because he is mediocre and we are 2-3 with nobody’s respect.
Dolphins and Gators baby!
WTF CROWDER?
Laces out!
-2008 AFC East Champions-
Suck it Pats, Bills and most of all... the god damn jets.
Sean Smith/Vontae Davis= Pat Surtain/Sam Madison
Crowder? What the hell are you thinking?
Why is it that its always the guy that is under performing that opens his mouth.
Leader of the - Settle down Junior!, Henne is the Starter Movement
"We've moved. We're Here....Get Over it"
If Pat White played Tyler Thigpen for the starting QB position for the Miami Dolphins, who would win?
Answer - A 2010 Draft Pick
I like it....
I like the attitude; I think channing will have a game this week. He’s gotta back it up now.
"We're not so familiar with the 1-15 thing, but we don't want to ever forget it, either. We want to continue to appreciate how far we've come." - Coach Sparano
He runs his mouth every week...
and has only had truly 1 decent game this season.
Leader of the - Settle down Junior!, Henne is the Starter Movement
"We've moved. We're Here....Get Over it"
If Pat White played Tyler Thigpen for the starting QB position for the Miami Dolphins, who would win?
Answer - A 2010 Draft Pick
1 truly decent game against the team that he talked the most trash about.
Driver of the Make David Lee OC Bandwagon
Repentant Former Driver of the Trade-Ronnie-Brown Bandwagon.
you guys serious?
channing crowder is the man. when hes not on the field the defense suffers. not to mention i think he might be the funniest player in the nfl.
he loves playin football and has fun with it. you gotta love a guy who takes his job serious but not to a point where he doesn’t enjoy it. he definitely enjoys himself.
Joined the Draft Percy Harvin Bandwagon!
Are you serious? Crowder is NOT by any means...THE MAN.
He isn’t even close to performing at a level where he can talk smack like this.
I’d love for him to get there….
Hell, let him take his cue from Joey Porter, the guy who talks the most smack ever….. Joey knows he isn’t performing…so what does he do? He keep his big yap shut. once he turns it around, I’m sure he’ll open it….. but he KNOWS when you can talk…and when you CAN’T talk.
Leader of the - Settle down Junior!, Henne is the Starter Movement
"We've moved. We're Here....Get Over it"
If Pat White played Tyler Thigpen for the starting QB position for the Miami Dolphins, who would win?
Answer - A 2010 Draft Pick
Sometimes I talk shit when I'm losing
because if I’m going to come up short at least I can excel, thus win, in being an asshole.
Staring down Mark Sanchez. Just look into the those brown beauties.
2 THINGS THAT CROSSED MY MIND
1 – maybe CC has to talk smack to get up for a game and actually show up
2 – I love the Peezy’s House vids that people keep posting. I have not him talk smack about anyone yet. I would love for nim to have a great game so he CAN talk about someone
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
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by PhinsTifosi on Oct 23, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
lol you can thank me for posting those. it is my weekly thing.
Don't question my fandominium.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Oct 24, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
well then Thank you DIB!
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
Attorney General of the Matty I Fan Club
Driver of the draft Brandon Spikes bandwagon
by PhinsTifosi on Oct 24, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear Channing Crowder,
I really liked you as a linebacker at Florida, and I was very happy to have you drafted by the Dolphins. You performed well, if not spectacularly, for the past few years, yet your production has begun to slip. And while I loved you making fun of the living joke known as Rex Ryan, the Saints are a classy organization that were fundamental in rebuilding the city of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina. Saying such stupid things about a good group of guys makes you look like the asshole, Channing, so just quit it. Because if this keeps up, Parcells will cut you, he has no qualms about ditching baggage. So just tone it down, please.
Love,
ocelotfox
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by ocelotfox on Oct 23, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
+1
Laces out!
-2008 AFC East Champions-
Suck it Pats, Bills and most of all... the god damn jets.
Sean Smith/Vontae Davis= Pat Surtain/Sam Madison
x2
Chief Stalker/ Lead Paparazzi of the official Matty I Fan Club
Knowshon Moreno is actually the illegitimate chocolate son of Dan Marino. Its true!!! I have pictures!!!
Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Mike Singletary- "Our formula is this: We go out and hit people in the mouth."
4 & rec'd
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
Attorney General of the Matty I Fan Club
Driver of the draft Brandon Spikes bandwagon
by PhinsTifosi on Oct 23, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
u ass! lol
Laces out!
-2008 AFC East Champions-
Suck it Pats, Bills and most of all... the god damn jets.
Sean Smith/Vontae Davis= Pat Surtain/Sam Madison
Curious for Matty's opinion on this
personally i think it’s a bit dumb and immature and STUPID to call out the best team in football. Specially if you haven’t been backing it up, but this is a twitter page I have to question the validity of this statement.
Laces out!
-2008 AFC East Champions-
Suck it Pats, Bills and most of all... the god damn jets.
Sean Smith/Vontae Davis= Pat Surtain/Sam Madison
other outlets have reported the quote, too
just not with the exact words cus of the vulgarity. And DavidJNeal is a Miami Herald columnist so it’s not like so no name guy.
As far as Channing’s constant talking, at least I find this one funny.
Its funny
but its a fan thing to say….its a Phinsider CKC thing to say….its just stupid to make homosexual type jokes at a team coming in thats equipped to kick ur ass…and make you look stupid running after open backs.
We dont need people like Channing Crowder speaking for us….Peezy knows how to do it right…this is just a 10 yr old jab….at a team thats far better and just laughs at you. This aint the Jets…this is a team thats a contender…..Your a average nobody linebacker we wouldnt miss for a second
Phinsider Hall of Fame Class of 09' / 2-Time 09' Matty Award Winner
by Rzayo24 on Oct 23, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just Shut Up And Tackle Someone Crowder!!
Christ I am sick of listening to a below average player talking smack!
The responses here are exhibit A why the NFL is the No Fun League
Let the man run his mouth. If the team wins, it’s justified. If the team loses, then you can give him hell about it. The fact that he’s willing to talk trash means he cares about winning. If winning or losing didn’t matter to Channing, he’d be as quiet as Oakland or St. Louis.
by rroan28 on Oct 23, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I wouldn't call Oakland quiet
Or did you not hear about Richard Seymour’s playoff appearance guarantee on a 2-4 team that trails it’s division leader by 4 games?
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Miami Dolphins are headed back to the Playoffs!
lol tru
Laces out!
-2008 AFC East Champions-
Suck it Pats, Bills and most of all... the god damn jets.
Sean Smith/Vontae Davis= Pat Surtain/Sam Madison
Channing's actual quote.
``They’re undefeated, they’re probably smelling themselves, rubbing each other’s [back],‘’ Crowder said. ``Statistically, everybody’s got them beating us. But they’ve got to play the game on Sunday. I think we’re a pretty good team. They think they’re a pretty good team. So let’s see what happens.’’
Thats not so bad!
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
by texascowpunk on Oct 23, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
That is actually pretty damn good! AND respectful!
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
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by PhinsTifosi on Oct 23, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
That shows you how the media can twist things and take things out of context.
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
by texascowpunk on Oct 23, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
like Matty?
why would he twist Channing’s words? does he just not like him for some reason?
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I am going to assume thats how Matty read them. I cant belive that Matty would
do that. Cutting it up like that is almost like a lie because its so missleading.
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
by texascowpunk on Oct 24, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
just LOL
"Permanence, perseverance and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragements, and impossibilities: It is this, that in all things distinguishes the strong soul from the weak." Thomas Carlyle
This is really funny and I'm one of the few people, I guess, who think he is still a huge part of this team
he is one of the great reasons why were are able to stop the run so much and I love when he talks trash like this, I love it.
Don't question my fandominium.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Oct 23, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions
I agree
le thim have his fun, at least he’s not doing a Roth.
CP10 and P.Cobbs get well soon
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I love this quote....
this puts the whole “London Fletcher” thing to shame….
I hope the next time the SS does the 50 best quotes in dolphins history this one makes it to, atleast, the top 25
It’s not too often that you hear an NFL player talk about an opposing teams players “rubbing each others’ balls”
FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I must say I rather him let your play do the talking for you, but I have to admit to hear that coming from his voice would be funny as hell. If you've never heard channing speak go to
the website and find an hold clipthe pitch of his voice and the way he talks is hillarious
The quote is hilarious
And as long as he isn’t saying the Saints are overrated or something along those lines, I really don’t care.
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Ugh
Between this and Joey Porter talking about knocking the Saints off their high horse, I gotta tell you, it actually diminishes my appreciation for the game.
This is locker room talk that when made public, goes on a bulletin board. The Dolphins better win handily, because if they don’t, I can see a scenario where in which the Saints just go ahead and run up the score…just because.
Shut the eff up Crowder and practice hard and then play the game. Or go get yourself an open mic night at a comedy club and do your routines there.
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
I AM however, glad to hear the confidence :)
…but seeing confidence and hearing it are two different things.
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
OMG CHANNING I LOVE YA MAN LOL!!!!!
Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen! -Sean Connery
"Why not us?"- Tony Sparano
I'll tell you what!
I loved this comment! makes me smile… I wonder what the comments will be after the game
huh?
it will be
They’re not undefeated, they’re probably still smelling themselves, still rubbing each other’s balls, all that shit…
Don't question my fandominium.
"the notorious D.I.B."- samdaman
by dolphinsinbuffalo on Oct 23, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta like his passion
Passion and confidence go a long way in such a brutal sport. I haven’t watched a whole lot of Dolphins games but I truthfully don’t remember any highlights featuring him. Not a knock, just thinking out loud (or writing).
The Saints aren’t a team to use “bulletin board” material. Sean Payton always says that if the game itself can’t get you motivated than you probably won’t be playing here.
Just wanna take one last opportunity to wish the Dolphins and their fans good luck. Classy organization with the classiest fans I’ve ever chatted with.
by WhoDat_OH on Oct 23, 2009 6:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
No, you're right. There haven't been many highlights with him.
He hasn’t really been playing up to his potential this year. We usually don’t mind guys talking a little smack to get themselves riled up, but they should be able to back it up on the field. Like Joey Porter last season. He talked a lot of smack, but he backed it up on the field.
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I'm rubbing my balls to that comment
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by Ohiofinfan4life on Oct 23, 2009 6:34 PM EDT reply actions
Dude
just STFU
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There are times in my life wheere I have self-doubt, but when this happens, I simply ask myself: What would Don Draper do? So I bone a random whore.
Sometimes you have to listen to what he says and not just read the text..
Ive learned this over the last few months about Crowder. Sometimes he says something that looks like a total asshat as text.. but if you hear the convo that the text came from he is usually just poking fun and laughing about what he is saying. The media tends to take the words and try to build it into a big “thing” but its usually not al that big a deal.
But Crowder should really tone it down a bit kidding or not because he should know by now that the media is going to spin it to start something.
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We need this pass D to STEP THE F UP and do what they get paid to do!
If football first work out, there's always sports talk radio Channing.
You guys fo have to admit, he’s entertaining. And he’s not a bad player. He’s above average. And if he has someone special (like Rolando McClain maybe) next to Crowder, it will make him alot better! He’s a stud against the run. We’re just missing that one guy who can make all the plays. I think we’ll address that this offseason.
As for Channing’s comments, who talks trash the best? Crowder or Joey Porter? Both are good but neither have been spectacular this season. So forget about what they do on the field. Who talks the best trash? I got my money on Crowder!
by JP 23 on Oct 23, 2009 7:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Please. R. McClain will probably go first whenever he goes out for the draft.
We’d need to trade for whoever’s 1st overall pick.
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First overall pick? Rolando McClain? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!
by JP 23 on Oct 24, 2009 10:31 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I think very highly of McClain. I think he's going to be an outstanding MLB in the NFL, a pro bowler even!
But come on! Really? 3-4 inside linebacker first over all? That’s never gonna happen. He’s probably coming out this year and he’s not even a sure fire top 20 pick! Most top mock drafts have McClain going to the Fins in the first round. So ya, him in a Dolphins uniform is a definite possibilty. Although, I think they naught go Terrence Cody in the first round instead….
by JP 23 on Oct 24, 2009 10:45 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The first round pick will also go to either St. Louis or Tampa Bay
St. Louis is almost guaranteed to take a quarterback to replace the ugly combo of Bulger/Boller, whereas Tampa Bay will probably take one of the two playmaking safeties (Mays or Berry) or a lineman. So McClain is almost guaranteed not to go #1 by virtue of the teams who will end up getting the #1 pick.
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How about off the field AND on his ass?!?!?!?!
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
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Driver of the draft Brandon Spikes bandwagon
by PhinsTifosi on Oct 23, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
That too!
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
by texascowpunk on Oct 23, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea, I get it...
I understand everyone’s concerns about Channing’s mouth writing checks that his ass can’t cash….
But that didn’t make that shit any less funny for me… I read it again just now, and it’s STILL funny.
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