NFL Players I can't stand: RBs

Yeah you asked for it, wait no you didn't. Oh well, I'm still giving it anyway. Here is a different position and my take on some running backs I really can't stand. With my quarterback segment I found that the post about the ones I couldn't stand got quite a lot more comments then the one that was about guys I like. So either they both sucked, or more people agreed with the second one. I'm going with the latter. So if you are so desperate to re-read both of them the first one is here and the second here. So with no further ado, I give you running backs that I can't stand:

Chris Johnson:

Why? Because he plays for the Titans and I hate them. Oh and I have other reasons, and yes I know he is good, real good but that doesn't effect my decision to put his sorry ass on here. First reason why I don't like Chris Johnson: Actually no, I'll just explain why I don't like the Titans because I'm tired of dodging the question. So for the people that actually read this you'll know something no one else does. So to start with, I'm a girl. The surprise is out. I've been hiding my identity to not lose football credibility, which maybe I still have while I've been in hiding but whatever. I hate the Titans because an ex-boyfriend was some huge Titans fan and constantly had to bring down the Dolphins, in the '07 season no less. So from the breakup onward I have become the biggest Titans hater ever. I was enthused that the Pats destroyed them and even wanted the score to go higher. So there is why I hate the Titans, and Chris Johnson. Oh and Nicky, that is why I hated on Jessica Simpson because as a girl I think that she should actually have brains.

Michael Turner:

What? Yes, that Turner. Why? Because after he decided to be a poor first round pick in my fantasy football draft, I traded him and then BAM! he decided to produce. But I'm over that. And yes that is my only reasons for not liking him, other than that I'm all for him. So don't attack me on this one too much, I actually don't mind him but he screwed me over in fantasy football so that is why "Turner the Burner" is on here.

Marshawn Lynch:

Yes this one I have real reasons to give. Where to begin with "beast mode" or this year "not so beast mode"? What has Marshawn Lynch done as a member of the Buffalo Bills? Well to begin with he was involved in a hit and run in the city of Buffalo. He avoided criminal charges but nonetheless was still a complete idiot in the whole situation. What else, other than the fact he is a Bill? Well, nothing. I could mention how he got caught for a concealed weapon in L.A. or how he was smoking weed in L.A. but I'll leave that out because him being a rival is good enough for me. The rest of the Bills running backs? Add them on here too.

Thomas Jones:

He plays for the Jets. That's my only reason, I could list more but I think playing for the Jets gets him on this list over anyone else. Oh and you can just add the rest of the Jest running backs on to this one too.

The Patriots RBs

I'm not mentioning one of them by name, initials L.M. because there is a chance that I actually don't completely hate that one because his spotlight was torn apart but a guy with the initials T.B. who is the best damn thing ever (joke). So yes they make it on here because they are Patriots and I'm getting tired of trying to find running backs I hate, as you can tell there aren't many.

Dis-honorable mention:

Brandon Jacobs: My brother is a huge fan of him and I bought him a Jacobs jersey, so Jacobs makes this list because he makes me feel like I wasted money.

And to PhinsTifosi's request this is added. It is a direct quote from Ham420 who makes a very good point about someone else who should be in here.

I don’t like Carnell “Caddilac” Williams either…In the pre-season game against the Bucs they interviewed him and damn, he can barely speak. I think a professional, making millions of dollars a year, should at least be able to speak proper English. One or two mistakes doesn’t bother me but I could barely understand him.

So that is all I have, I promise I like more running backs then I hate. So give me some of yours or bash on me because of who I have. I enjoy all responses.