Blame my Ex-Girlfriend
by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Oct 2, 2009 9:48 AM EDT
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PrintI know everyone has been blaming a lot of people for the 0-3 start we have. Whether its our, offense, defense, CP10, secondary, etc etc. But I have come up with the real reason why we are 0-3. My ex-girlfriend. What? Yes I know it’s a little hard to swallow, but let me explain.
I not a very superstitious type of guy, but this is driving me nuts. A few weeks ago me and my girlfriend got into an argument and things got out of hand. She said the Dolphins suck, and will not win a single game this year. I know! That crap pist me off more than anything else she had to say. Seriously WTF. I can take all the, you don’t love me, you don’t pay attention to talk but don’t mess with my Dolphins. LOL (And this happened 3 weeks ago, before the season started).
So we worked it out, and on Sunday (Dolphins VS Chargers) we got into another fight and we ended up breaking up for good. And as fate would have it, CP10 gets his season ended with a dislocated shoulder. Great!
And since she was being a total female dog about it, I told her, her team will not win a game this year as well. Lol and guess what’s her team.....The Panthers (Carolina)...0-3 also. So Bam!!! Returned the favor lol.
I am not superstitious at all, but you have got to be kidding me. I know we did not lose those games because of my stupid ex saying we would, we just got out-played. But come on, seriously! LOL. So you tell me, pure coincidence? Or does as some demonic powers =) (cause only a friend of the devil would wish the Dolphins an 0-16 season).
And just to throw this out there. Me and her dated during the 2007 season. (1-15) and we were apart during 2008. (11-5). So hows that for some freaky sh*t.
(Please don’t shoot me LOL, I meant this as a friendly joke!!)
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go all OJ on her
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
go all orange juice on her wtf lmaooo
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by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Oct 2, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
spill your pulp on her is what i'm sayin
;)
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
Nothing better then fresh squeezed pulp juice
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by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Oct 2, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
oooh kinky ;)
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
not ORANGE juice, THIS juice
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
So...um....congratulations on becoming a Jets fan
Go spread your demonic curses on them…. lol
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Thats not a bad idea, imma tell her to go screw the Jets.....interesting lol
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by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Oct 2, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
lol well it seems like you need to keep away from this one
her crazy ass has cursed our team. Introduce her to a man that likes one of our rivals. Just go hunting to the other blogs and tell those guys you have the “perfect” girl for them lol
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Oct 2, 2009 10:44 AM EDT reply actions
we still talk every once in a while, but damn im thinking twice about it now lol
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by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Oct 2, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
lol tell her that your team winning is more important than her
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Oct 2, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
haha good idea
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you dated her during 2007?
Any chance of you two getting together again? C’mon…just until the week before the Super Bowl, then you’d have to break up again.
Keep the faith!
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WE’VE BEEN INFILTRATED!!
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
LEAVE BITCH!
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that was kinda mean...
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down boy! lolol
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
The only way to stop the hex is to terminate her...
You can either go back in time and send a cyborg or find her tonight and cut her up into tiny little pieces and go for ride across county, throwing bits of her sorry ass out of the window through each state….
or you could sit back eat yourself into a depressed food coma at 700lbs and do nothing, causing immense pain for all of us…
*comments expressed herewithin are not necessarily the opions of NJDolphan68, the Phinsider, or affiliated parties and written with the sole intention of comedic relief. It is highly advised not to kill ex-girlfriends and it is also advised not to polute our highways with mutillated remains of bitch-ass hoes, who should keep their fat yaps shut.
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ahaha
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
roflmao
it is also advised not to polute our highways with mutillated remains of bitch-ass hoes, who should keep their fat yaps shut.
Holy crap that was fuuny
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by Mosul_DolFan on Oct 2, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
O_O MATTY SED A SWAREEE
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
lol emotional matty
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Oh my jesus christ, my post made Matty curse. LMAOOOOOOOO im honored hahaha
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by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Oct 2, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
you wouldn't like him when he's angry...
MATTY SMASHHH!!!
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
Wow!
Matty’s even concerned about this situation….
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by Mosul_DolFan on Oct 2, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
thank god u broke up with the bitch
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Yes sir! lets get them wins rolling now
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by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Oct 2, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
hope so
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damn double comment
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n00b!
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
hmmm
whats going to happen when the dolphins play the panthers?
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
They both lose
OFFENSE- Protect the Quaterback at all costs
DEFFENSE- Get to the Quaterback at all costs
"if something goes bad, I did it. If something goes semi-good, we did it. If something goes good, you did it. Thats all you need to do for guys to win football games for you."- Unknown
we need to win
I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW FANS DONT THINK EVERY GAME IS A MUST WIN. AS A PLAYER YOU HAVE TO PLAY EVERY GAME LIKE ITS THE SB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND AS FANS WE NEED TO ROOT ON OUR TEAM LIKE THE SB IS ON THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OFFENSE- Protect the Quaterback at all costs
DEFFENSE- Get to the Quaterback at all costs
"if something goes bad, I did it. If something goes semi-good, we did it. If something goes good, you did it. Thats all you need to do for guys to win football games for you."- Unknown
WATCH THIS
The BB must be a track star
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Modz5_ylk-w&NR=1
OFFENSE- Protect the Quaterback at all costs
DEFFENSE- Get to the Quaterback at all costs
"if something goes bad, I did it. If something goes semi-good, we did it. If something goes good, you did it. Thats all you need to do for guys to win football games for you."- Unknown
Is she one of the Charmed one?
I will see the Dolphins win a SUPER BOWL before i die(22 years and counting)
who argues about football before breaking up?
besides im to blame for pennington going down after i posted that bogus youtube vid the morning of the game
I think if I was with a woman that started bashing the Dolphins
that might be an ender for me too! Sometimes in life you just gotta do what you gotta do.
by texascowpunk on Oct 2, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, I'm beginning to think you have to get back with her.
You have to get back in with her, and get her to apologize for her hurtful comments about the one true love in your life. Then, as soon as she has removed the curse…GET THE F*** OUT OF THERE! If you run fast enough, she can’t throw the curse back at you, tereby megating the curse’s power and returning the Dolphins to their winning ways…
Or you can just follow NJDolfan’s suggestion…whatever’s easier.
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lol well said
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thereby negating*
not tereby megating….
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So. Uh. It's ok with you if I call her. Right?
I mean. She’s available, right?
I’m just sayin……
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Dude, go for it. That girl was only a headache...lol
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by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Oct 5, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL... been good Beav...
… spent some time with my boys this past four days…
How you been bro..?
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Nah we done for good, didnt you see Miami blow Buffalo LOL
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by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Oct 5, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
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