I know everyone has been blaming a lot of people for the 0-3 start we have. Whether its our, offense, defense, CP10, secondary, etc etc. But I have come up with the real reason why we are 0-3. My ex-girlfriend. What? Yes I know it’s a little hard to swallow, but let me explain.
I not a very superstitious type of guy, but this is driving me nuts. A few weeks ago me and my girlfriend got into an argument and things got out of hand. She said the Dolphins suck, and will not win a single game this year. I know! That crap pist me off more than anything else she had to say. Seriously WTF. I can take all the, you don’t love me, you don’t pay attention to talk but don’t mess with my Dolphins. LOL (And this happened 3 weeks ago, before the season started).
So we worked it out, and on Sunday (Dolphins VS Chargers) we got into another fight and we ended up breaking up for good. And as fate would have it, CP10 gets his season ended with a dislocated shoulder. Great!
And since she was being a total female dog about it, I told her, her team will not win a game this year as well. Lol and guess what’s her team.....The Panthers (Carolina)...0-3 also. So Bam!!! Returned the favor lol.
I am not superstitious at all, but you have got to be kidding me. I know we did not lose those games because of my stupid ex saying we would, we just got out-played. But come on, seriously! LOL. So you tell me, pure coincidence? Or does as some demonic powers =) (cause only a friend of the devil would wish the Dolphins an 0-16 season).
And just to throw this out there. Me and her dated during the 2007 season. (1-15) and we were apart during 2008. (11-5). So hows that for some freaky sh*t.
(Please don’t shoot me LOL, I meant this as a friendly joke!!)