I just left the following post on the GangGreen website:

Poor Poor Rex, there he was, looking down at his belly, just hoping that last kick wouldn't go through the uprights.  But he knew.  He knew he was going to lose to the Bills just as he knew his father had named him after the family dog.  You could see from his eyes that he kind of got lost in the moment.  In a moment he quickly thought of that jelly donut he left on his desk and how good it would taste, he wondered if he remembered to pull up his fly since he can't see under his belt.  He hoped his shoes were tied because again he couldn't see past that big belly to check.  Then he quickly came back, almost as fast as he zoned out.  Yes he was glad that he had Mark Sanchez as the face of the organization because, well, hell, look at him and look at Rex. 
I'm sure that Rex had the best of intentions when he came to New York (well, NJ but the Jets can't even call that home since they play in Giants Stadium).  It's amazing almost how fast things can change.  Looks like if Rex doesn't turn things around soon, his stay in New York may not be for as long as he hoped.

Hope they liked it.