It is Time...
by Farorefox on Oct 17, 2009 9:47 PM EDT
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PrintIt's time to bring back Flipper In The Endzone. I bet many of you are thinking, " What the hell is that crazy guy talking about?" Well, back in the day, and I mean way, way, way, way back in the Day, we used to have a Dolphin in a portable aquarium. In the '60s. We need something to rally behind. What better than a giant intelligent mammal who can handle footballs better than Ginn? I'm also suggesting the return of a Super-Fan. What is a Superfan? A Superfan is someone who throws away all of their time, family, and money, and goes to every football from the time they first go. Superfans are dying or retiring. The Redskins Superfan, Chief Zee once got mauled and had his leg broken, and his tomahawk stolen by rabid Philadelphia Fans (No Surprise There). Who wants to step up and become metaphorically immortal? We need someone to pit against the hated Fireman Ed. I heard that he was a Dolphins fan when he was younger. Make him regret his treachery. Bring glory to your self and your fans. Rise. RISE UP PHINATICS. MAKE THE WORLD QUAKE AT YOUR IMAGE (Nixon Laugh).
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Genius!!
Ace ventura found him just in time for the superbowl. If any kidnappers are out there reading this, DO NOT TAKE HENNE!!
We should name the new one, Pennington, in memory.
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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
maybe have pennington swim with the dolphiins
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Great Idea!
Then we would have the 2 most intelligent and charismatic species to even inhabit the earth right on Dolphin Stadium. Plus men, of course.
yes, of course
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we have a superfan
that dude who wears the crazy dolphins gettup, he’s old and was also in ace ventura. dont know his name, although i met him at a canes game, looks crazy but nice guy.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
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Ouch lol
dolphin fan 4 life
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34!!!!!!!!
How’s it goin bud, ain’t seen you in a while.
by uncle finster on Oct 18, 2009 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
good thinking
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If I am correct
The Animal Rights people got involved and that’s why he hadd to go away.
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They had animal rights in the 60/70's?
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Knowshon Moreno is actually the illegitimate chocolate son of Dan Marino. Its true!!! I have pictures!!!
Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
I thought it was just a monetary drain on a fledgling club.
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Knowshon Moreno is actually the illegitimate chocolate son of Dan Marino. Its true!!! I have pictures!!!
Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
screw them
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No, you dont want that mess!
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by texascowpunk on Oct 18, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
We had our own super fan.
Denny Sym AKA “Dolphin Denny”. Denny Sym, cheered on the Miami Dolphins for 33 years as a one-man sideline show leading Miami crowds in cheers and chants in his glittering orange and aqua hat since the Dolphins’ first game in 1966 until 2000. Sym died in 2007
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Don't forget about Big Poppa Pump
He’s at every dolphin game. He’s a big fat black dude and he’s awesome. Recently he’s been with some dudes that sit first row on an endzone and they’re always cranking the flywheel.
by SDefee on Oct 18, 2009 2:29 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I believe Ace
Ventura found a dolphin named “Snowflake”——unless I’m mistaken.
by blackadder_650 on Oct 18, 2009 6:58 AM EDT up reply actions
and there's the Dolphin Bandits
the dudes who come to the cames in body paint
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great idea
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