Dear Dan Marino,
by NJDolphan68 on Oct 13, 2009 3:56 PM EDT
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Ok, I love the man.... there I said it. However.......
Quick Story: I'm sitting with my mom watching the tube, when Danny comes on with a NutriSystem commercial:
Mom: "Geez ...Marino is getting fat, puttin' on the weight huh?.."
Me: "What the hell are you talking about?... He looks fine. He actually lost a lot of weight......"
Mom "I'm just saying....."
Me: "You put on weight when you stop playing, what do you expect? You should see some of these slobs who retire. He looks fine. TV adds a few pounds, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc "
:) Funny how I'm trained to constantly defend Dan , even when it comes to his looks...
I WILL DEFEND THIS MAN UNTIL THE DAY I DIE AND THEN SOME!
Dear Dan,
I love you today as much as I loved you when we first met. I remember when you first showed me the special way you hold your balls. You taught me how to scramble in the pocket and avoid the unwanted sack from behind. You always knew best when to pump, when to let it rip, and when to pull out. Oh the memories we shared.
Regretfully, I need to tell you that there is another in my life. Recently, I have become fond of a young man who reminds me so much of you. I am afraid that I have already fallen for him and our time may have already passed us by. You will always be my first and all others I ,can not help but, compare to you. That is the burden I shall forever carry with me.
His name is unimportant , and unknown even to opposing coaches, yet he is admired by all who see him play with the other men. Never forget the time we shared, for I will always love you.
P.S. I'm coming by to pick up my shit and don't even think about keeping my Journey CD's...and the swatch watch wall clock is mine too.
Forever yours,
passionate fan with revitalized mancrush on Chad Henne... aka NJDolphan68!
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oh man
L M A O! Why are elongated gay jokes so funny to me!?
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
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because you like anything elongated!
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did u just admit u were gay?
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kind of
not really. i dont know.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
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lol thats a problem
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I pull the yellow card for that
He has a Mrs.Medic Get of Jail card.
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LOL rec'd Great way you posted this.. love it !
Henne is now our leader. Lets see what the guy can do !
As usual the R&R Xpres is non stop to its next destination !
Driver of the Camarillo, Hartline & Bess fan club bus.. hop on and enjoy the ride!
We need this pass D to STEP THE F UP and do what they get paid to do!
CP10 you will be missed. Long live noodle arm ! Seriously, a great leader and I hope we see Coach CP10
Awwww Yeah baby... (Sulltry Black Accent)
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Knowshon Moreno is actually the illegitimate chocolate son of Dan Marino. Its true!!! I have pictures!!!
Bawm chicka Waa-Waa!!!
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
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Craig Shoemaker?...Lovemasta baby...
"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado
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Theres some serious
Bromande floating around here.
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"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
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Bromance*
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
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I was just about to ask if that was what you were going to say...
Chief Stalker/ Lead Paparazzi of the official Matty I Fan Club
Knowshon Moreno is actually the illegitimate chocolate son of Dan Marino. Its true!!! I have pictures!!!
it does sound more exotic the other way...
bromande….pronounced BRO-MAN-DAY
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
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or even BRO-MON-DAY. perhaps.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
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would that be...
Bromanesque? lol
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i believe so.
origionated from the times of the Broman empire….if my historical timelines are correct.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
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:) hmmm?
The fall of the Holy Broman Empire must have followed the “beating of the bishop”…. sorry I just had to…
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lol ur retarted
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i mean that in a good way!
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stfu sam! thats insulting coming from you!
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lol yea its like being called gay by clay akin
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LMAO!
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at least our names aren;t confused with the female persuasion
:)
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LOL
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by texascowpunk on Oct 14, 2009 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL I would be pissed if Dan tried to hang on to my
Journey CDs too!
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I originally wrote ABBA... imagine that? :)
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Journey is funnier
because I can envision a dude in a jean-jacket with cut-off sleeves getting pissed about his Journey CDs hahaha
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L O L FUGGIN HILLARIOUS
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Id totally blow Dan Marino.......
if I was a female. I’d blow him in traffic. I’d blow him in the shower. I’d blow him even if he didnt wanan be blowed…..Id force my mouth upon him….
if i was a female.
LOL "If I was a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl….I’d totally blow Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnn. "
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that was very detailed rz
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but i would too
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I'll pray for you lol
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i just threw up in mouth a little.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
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You know you would do it today, right now, if Dan Marino walked into your hme
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by Mosul_DolFan on Oct 13, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Umm yeah???
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
by texascowpunk on Oct 14, 2009 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I, personally, have a buddy,
who was 100 games of Dan, the Man, Marino recorded.
Who wants to be my friend (with my buddy)?
First
ewww
thats like luring kids into your car with candy!!
uh uh mister!!
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
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YOU ARE NOT IN MY BUDDY CLUB!!!
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Knowshon Moreno is actually the illegitimate chocolate son of Dan Marino. Its true!!! I have pictures!!!
Marino did hold his balls in a special way ;)
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wow wow wow
this is fucking awesome and hilarious, couldn’t stop laughing the whole time…well done sir, well done…btw i loved how marino held balls also ;)
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Oct 13, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
Wow
even my girlfriend thought that was hilarious…holy crap dude that was great…rec’d
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To be honest
and i know that honesty is frowned upon. Marino annoys the [insert noun here] when he comments about games. That said, I respect him as a Hall of famer QB. Though i always get a reminder from my parents that Jax gave him a swift kick out of the NFl with a 62-0 win.
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we all are
Funny how I’m trained to constantly defend Dan , even when it comes to his looks…
Dan could torch an ophanage and we’d all be like
“Well do you realize how dangerous unloved parentless kids are? they’ll kill anuything that moves1”
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