You know your a dolphan if...............

Thks for remind me!!
If you told you fiance that the wedding will be in March, went footbal is over (happilly married in March 17, 2006 ; )
If one of your favorite song is from Huttie and the Blowfish ; )

he would catch the ball….and slowly get up and stretch his arms in the arm over his head to make the letter O. it was simple….but awesome. he was huge so it looked cool. he had that visor and all….i liked him

stay up past 3am on a wednesday night to watch a replay of a preseason game on the nfl network!

love O.J. McDuffie!

you have ever uttered the phrases:

“yeah, but this year is gonna be a LOT better”

and

“we are still the only team with an undefeated season”

In response to someone saying to you, “Your team sucks!”

we use 1972 for everything….i wasnt even born yet and i do….but its ours!

thats a great question…did he even play with anyone else after us?

……if your talking about Orande Gadsden in 2008

he did go into that one league. i have no recollection of this bike..haha

:)

ORANDE GADSDEN POST!!! LOL

…..if you check THE PHINSIDER every 10 mintues

wadda workhorse

whatta moron.

…then youd know your Matty I

you have been at joe robbie chanting super bow! super bowl! after beating the jets

In spite of the 9-11 NYFD heroes, you would like to throw Fireman Ed off a moving firetruck.

you joined a jets site? hmmmmmm lol

You actually watched dancing with the stars cause Jason Taylor was on there.

You cheered with pride when he wore the Aqua and Orange outfit. cause you knew it would be his last time.

u cheered with pride when JT came out in a dolphins colored tu-tu with eye black? hahahahaha

dude thats funny

That is WIERD funny! ; )

… If you ever smoked weed wearing a Ricky Williams jersey

… If you can’t find anything good to watch on a Sunday night in December

… If you refuse to shave your face with Gillette products

… If you think Orange and Aqua goes with everything

cheered jt on dancing with the stars. i watched 2 min once on youtube…couldnt take much more

…if you’ve kept every collectible plastic beer mug you’ve ever drank from at Joe Robbie.
…if you still call it Joe Robbie.
…if you spell the Marx Brothers “Marks” because you know there’s only two.
…if you like Parmele just because his name sounds like Parmalee.
…if you’ve ever taught a woman how to pronounce “Csonka”.
…if you think of football when you hear the name Karim Abdul-Jabbar.
…if you think Dan Marino’s Fine Foods & Spirits is the consummate dining experience.
…if Lee Ofman’s fight song breaks the Top 25 Most Played in your iTunes music library.
…if, in spite of its great entertainment value, you cringe every time you watch Any Given Sunday because the Miami Sharks sounds ridiculous.
…if you use the term Dolphan.

i like the parmele one

thanks for the love brotha!

and by the way…thye closed the Dan Marinos in Coral Springs….and opened a mexican restaurant!

i almost cried when i moved home from college.

in what world should a Marinos ever close……son of a !!!

i missed the …i think u just described ricky post.

another thumbs up

what exactly would you visit in coral springs? haha

uhhhh you can go to brus room…ehhhh thats actually parkland

who closes a dan marinos in a rich town like coral springs
?!!!

i doubt it was slow

I had a laugh over the image of a Fins fan kicking Feely in the balls. You can get two of your friends to stand behind him throwing up “It’s good!” hand signals.

.. if you still beleived that Yatil Green was a monster, that never got healthy

…if you ever bought a pair of Isotoner Gloves even though you live in South Florida.

…if you’ll brag all day about the ‘fake spike’ but refuse to even acknowledge the ‘monday night miracle’

…if you owned a Kareem-Abdul Jabbar Dolphins jersey.

…if you followed Dan Marino around during his golf tournament when you were a kid (or an adult…i judge not tee noble Fins fan)

…if you have the mp3 of the dolphins fight song and randomly play it in your car.

…if you taught yourself how to spell Stoyanovich in the 5th grade.

…if when you think of Brian Cox you think of flipping off a Bills fan.

…if you smile when you hear the name Leon Lett.

…if you remember Don Shula patrolling the sideline in a golf cart.

It’s not A.J Feely’s fault he sucked so bad…blame the person who thought enough of him to give a 2nd Rounder up. Some douchebag that shall remain nameless. CAUGHSPEILMANCAUGH

… if you watch every Press conference and interview on MiamiDolphins.com
… if you dominated Techmo Super Bowl by throwing deep passes to Clayton/Duper every play
… if you still use Miami in Madden
… if you can’t afford Sunday ticket so you hacked satellite TV so you can watch all the Dolphins games for free.
… if you think you jinxed Yatil Green by buying his jersey immediately after he was drafted and refuse to buy Ginn’s because of it.
… if you’ve been heckled at a Jets-Dolphins game in NJ
… if you draft Miami’s Defense in fantasy every year you can
… if you think that Jamie Nails’ injury cost the Dolphins a playoff spot, and superbowl bid in 2002

and last but not least….. if you shed a tear when you heard Marino tore his Achilles. (I was like 15 at the time, cut me some slack)

….if you know that after the monday night miracle the dolphins won 3 straight games and the jets lost 3 straight games, and bring it up when ever someone mentions that game. (even if they are on tv)

knew this one would be popular…..good stuff

your best best is to look at the link t o the last preseason game. in the live chat room i think people were posting sites showing the game. if you just want play by play go to the radio sites and youll be able to hear it.

you really wanna be 3-1 in a meaningless preseason….just cuz itll feel good.

you at one point thought “the thrill hill” was the next great wr.

…you know that mercury doesn’t just come in a thermometer

…if you know the name ‘no name’

….if you know that Garo is the name of a precision passer

… if you think that the 1970 teal and orange station wagon down the street has a ‘nice paint job’

….if you know that ‘Duper’ means more than getting over on your old lady

….if you dont care how fast your 3 yr old son can run, or if he can walk even for that matter, u continue to exercise his throwing arm

you and another fan have talked about how “intense” Dan Marinos eyes are.

you use a Jim Jensen football card as a bookmark.

you have ever thought about moving to Florida to work at Joe Robbie.

…you thought Marino was actually pretty good in Ace Ventura

…you owned a satin chalk line dolphins jacket when you were 8 years old.

…you can sit through last years Video Yearbook
.
…If you have watched the Camarillo catch on youtube, multiple times, cheering but feeling embarrassed at the same time.
…

…. If you think Andy Cohen is one of the greatest writers in Western Literature

you wore Dolphins Zubaz to Ralph Wilson Stadium and sat in the Rock Pile with a bunch of Bills Assholes, and had the time of your life

zubaz…i once wore those bad boys to school!!!

the next day…. i wore skids….

the next day?

z.cavarriccis!!!!!!!!!!1

this post is great

your ringtone on your cell phone is the Dolphins fight song

Leftcoast ur a smartass lol

chekcing the phinsider every 10 minutes doesnt mean im smart….it means i like wasting time at work !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CANT GET IT IN THE POST FOR SOME REASON..HERE IS THE LINK

YOU KNOW UR A PHINS FAN IF YOU THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PIC YOUVE EVER SEEN!!!

http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com/2008/02/book-on-nick-saban.html

WADDA “NICKHEAD”

i know ull love the pic i posted….maybe wade does lol

i saw that and laughed for like 5 minutes
stupid nickhead

that pic alone deserves a response post lol.

and a rec haha

front page that pic matty….its ur obligation as a phins fan

…when you see Nat Moore you think about the “helicopter spin.”
…you’re still waiting for Eric Kumerow’s first tackle.
…you wish they’d draft more defensive players whose names begin with B
…you still love/hate Irving Fryar
…you’re still waiting for John Bosa’s first tackle.
…when you see a Miami Dade cop, you ask him for a trading card
…you still celebrate the anniversary of the day they fired Tom Olivadotti
…as much as you knew they sucked, you couldn’t hate Hootie and the Blowfish
…as much as you knew they suck, you only eat bagels from Offerdahl’s
…you wrote in Jimmy Cefalo for mayor
…you wish they’d bring back the Flipper tank in the end zone

but hey….its gamday….u should be here!!!!!!!!!!!!

you just moved a dinner up earlier so it doesnt overlap with the phins game.

You pass on the oppertunity to take photos of half naked models, just so you don’t miss kick off at 1:00 next sunday

Cause I’ve been Watch every Game and Pre-Season Game Since the 1990 Season :) And I refuse to you any-other Team in John Madden. LOL

Had to chime in…

….if you’ve every made a case for Jim Jensen as one of the best all around FB players
….if you have ever endured the “MARINO-HOMO” chant while wearing your Marino jersey in the Meadowlands.
…if you knew the exact number of toes Tim Bowens had
…if you wore a big neck roll just to be like John Offerdahl
…if you ever dove into a freezing lake to save anyone like John Offerdahl
…if you ever tried to re-cap the killer Bs but get caught up on which Blackwood brother was the good one
…if you have ever seen Czonka exhibit at Canton featuring non-stop streaming video of him running over everyone in his path
..if you know Norm Evans was not the guy from Cheers.
..if you’ve admitted your not gay but , if you had to, would give Danny a handy :)
..if you know Klingbeil is not spit from the corner of your mouth
..if you thought the Milner-Greene draft was brilliant cause it worked with Webb-Simms
…if you thought the Collins-JJ Johnson- Konrad draft was brilliant- one of em’ has to pan out right?
…if you hated Wanstadt and secretly pretened that he was just Bill Cower
…if you thought to yourself “here we go again” when you heard the name Parmale drafted.
…if you are pissed at Marino’s oldest son for not liking football.
and of course…
…if you have that one piece of sacred Marino paraphernalia that you always break out for the big game
.

and i know ur madden team

You have a Big Ass Tattoo covering your whole back that has a Miami Dolphin jumping out of the water and it says DAD on it and behind it is 4 baby dolphins following it with your Daughters names in each of them….Yeah…I’m committed…..
Beafea

I only use NY Jet toilet paper. Patriot and Bills tp when we play them.

you make up a fake interview with matty post and plead with him to answer your questions :)

you somehow post 88 times on a live thread in the message board of your favorite phins site…for the meaningless 4th preseason game

you had a semi-hangover today because you drank to many heineys watching a preseason game

you understand that a ‘Sporano’ is only fitting, as we once had a ‘Don’ for coach

you would hold up a bag of ganja in the endzone to make ricky run faster

you still secretly have your ‘plastic mini dolphin helmet’

oh, and my fav was probably the ‘give dan a handy’ 1 thats fkn hilarious!!!

hold a fat bag o danks to see ricky run faster

id hold pieces of bread in the endzone to get ducky to throw better

vs. denver……59? i remember elam making a long one and he topped it. am i right?

dunno why i thought that Olindo kick was allot longer…..that was a great game.

Mare was a great kicker

…you still wake up in the middle of the night from a nightmare of Stoyanovich missing the field goal against the Chargers in 94.
…you keep checking youtube hoping someone posted video of an obscure Marino game.
…you try to use a fake spike in a casual touch football game
…you use a classic dolphins team on madden and keep yelling because the numbers are wrong
…you cower in fear of marino’s incomplete on 3rd down stare.
…you lick the palm of your hand before you do anything
…you cried after the ravens game last year.
…you still heart Jason Elam.
…you are still pissed that Keith Byars gave the Pats Marino’s audibles.
…when you hear O.J., you don’t think of a double murderer.
…you’ve bet someone that the dolphins are making the playoffs this year.
…you think John Kitna is this generation’s Boomer Esiason.
…have actually thought about which type of freak injuries could end Tom Brady’s career.
…you’ve jacked up your arm trying to throw like marino
…you think Bill Belichick should be in Guantanamo Bay for espionage.
…you think Wanny will go coach Marino’s High School team next to screw that up too.

hahahaha the Brady one is great. def done it.

i used to play the “catch it with 2 feet in game” in my backyard..diving catches just in bounds…i was always Marino and my friends were the marks brothers…backyard Marino imitation is classic

If you cheered harder than every single Giants fan in the bar, and lost your voice cheering for them during the superbowl, just so the Fins still could be the only undefeated champs ever. Good times.

.

wadda sneaky ugly ugly man

my dad was in his dorm at ohio state….fun fact

You remember “Flipper” tossing the ball out of his tank after extra points and field goals. Later, going on to play “Snowflake” in Ace Ventura thanks too Dan Marino telling the crew “what a great actor” he is.

you just spent an hour looking up info on guys the phins signed off waivers….and ur unreasonably excited about them

u kinda hurt when we cut armstrong……but he probally sucks and you know it

you read an article about cameron worrell getting released by the jets just cuz his crappy ass played 2 plays here

Every year you refuse to draft any player from the AFC east on to your fantasy team. I have been playing with the same group of guys for about 5 years and to date I have never chosen one. During a moment of desperation I almost signed Justin Miller for his KR yardage but I found I stopped myself when a came to my senses. GO DOLPHINS!!!!!!!

Any other players but dolphin players that is.

i could never draft curtis martin…even at good value. i refuse to consider drafting tom brady…if he was there like rd 10 id have to pass cuz rooting for him is not happening.\

reality before fantasy.

you just watched the 4th preseason game for a 3rd time to check out the linemen who made it again….ughhh

you’re playing Madden 09 and you STILL play as the Dolphins.
 
67 rating don’t mean shit when you got skills.

like as a update you can download?

67? holy crap

the slogan: “Roll on, roll on, all sticky and wet, spray your underarms, and………”
Anyone remember our star commercial spokesperson?

your sad this post is about to go to rec post heaven :(

u like red vines. lol

….You know that there are two athletes named Kareem Abdul Jabar
….You post here
…..You still root for this team after last year
….You’re so focused on the game any human contact that can distract from watching the game you pisses you off
…You lose your voice every gameday, and you dont get it back until the next sunday…just in time for Dophins football.
…Everytime you think of SI, you imagine the famed Czonka cover
….You did a backflip when the Fins actually one a game last year, even though you have never performed a bckflip in your life.
..You shed man tears during Marino’s HOF speech,.

cmon ppl

you feel that the old patriots helmet w/ them ‘bending over’ was far more appropriate

you hated jim plunkett, even tho he was a pretty decent guy

you still root for zach thomas

if its sometimes difficult to watch other football games because every single team seems to have a few ex-dolphins these days

if you bow down on 1 knee each morning after kissing the hand of your dan marino statuette saying 7 hail marys w/ prayer beads making sure your sacred dolphin amulet is right side up and your teal and orange bingo troll is smili……… uhm… never mind that 1…. : )

very nice krab. the pats one fo so

it bothers u more that jason taylor wears number 55 than that he got traded. 55?? dude ur 99.

if it bothers u more that zach thomas wear 55 not 54…55??? dude ur 54.

man….i friggin love those guys
(puts head in pillow to cry)

ur starving but u hold off ur meal until kick.

thats football in general..i pushed back dinner last night to 7pm just for kick.

cmon baby!!!

and on super gamedays another option….such as con queso…or ruffles n french onion dressing..

get err doooone

Its 12:30am on Friday night, and for some reason you get stuck in a Freudian loop looking at the “countdown to kickoff” clock. Maybe if I watch it……it’ll go faster……