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What If It Were True - Parcells Contacts Usain Bolt?

I am sure this is make-believe but nontheless I will place it as an official rumor.

Usain Bolt as a WR is not as crazy as making Christian Okoye a RB. Durability was the concern there as it would be for someone like Usain.


Still, I honestly would not put this kind of stunt beyond Bill Parcells. Parcells chief scouting technique is a player's measurables, followed by production and then finally experience.

Usain Bolt certainly fits into one of those categories.

Okay, a lot of the above was just BS to fill the word requirement. Enjoy the story.

Enjoy the Parcells & Usain Bolt nonsense.

Or is it?

 

 

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What I like about this story is the fact that the “source” chose mediatakeout and not one of the local papers or national media figures.

Funny.

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by The Phinisher on Aug 22, 2008 12:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah...

…and it’s too bad it’s not true— bolt seems like he’d be a real team player… ha.

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by NumberSeven on Aug 22, 2008 12:42 PM EDT reply actions  

tho its a unique thot,

… i think theres a better chance of pulling Larry Csonka out of retriement than getting Bolt to give up spleef lol

by Krab on Aug 22, 2008 12:43 PM EDT reply actions  

...speaking of which,...

LOVE the siggy pic Phinisher .. makes me laff everytime : D

by Krab on Aug 22, 2008 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forrest Bolt

It would be funny, he probably has no idea of what football is…..the home crowd would have too hold up cards saying “Run” and “Stop” ala Forest Gump. Plus, we’d probably always get a 15 yarder for excesive celebration.

by HuskerDolphin on Aug 22, 2008 1:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Thought I'd Add An Okoye Photo

For those that have forgotten how scary monsters once played the game.

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by The Phinisher on Aug 22, 2008 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Still a nightmare

my first Miami Dolphin game was against the Chiefs. He totally lit us up…final score 42-7. Marino was ineffective (it was like going to see Van Halen and Eddie didn’t show up) and no one could stop the Nigerian Nightmare. Was also the first time that Sammy Smith fumbled the ball for a 90-something return for a touchdown….next week the home crowd graced him with “Sammy Sucks”……..gee, thanks for all those pleasant memories.

by HuskerDolphin on Aug 22, 2008 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO

I was thinking that too. I’d rather have 1 Ricky Williams than 3 Usain Bolts.

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by The Phinisher on Aug 22, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll say it

Greatest. Sprinter. Ever.

There’s no argument. He’s the only Olympian in history to sweep the 100m, 200m and 4×100m relay with 3 golds and 3 World Records.

And as fun as it would be watching defenders give him a 30yd cushion, he’s looking at Legend status as far as T&F goes. He’s only 22, by the time the world gets to London in 2012, he’ll be hitting his prime. Maybe he’ll add the 400m and go for a Phelpsian Track sweep.

BTW the Nigerian Nightmare was a frightening man.

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by Little Nicky 21 on Aug 22, 2008 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you remember

WHEN STEVE ATWATER ( Broncos)CRUSHED CHRISTAIN THROUGH THE WHOLE AND KNOCKED HIM BACK LIKE 3 FEET? first time C.O got trucked !!!

by SharkFins28 on Aug 22, 2008 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

Creepy, but I do remember watching that…probably because I had no choice. What a smack. That really gets the juices going……..how many days till opening day?

by HuskerDolphin on Aug 22, 2008 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

umm...

there’s a countdown on the home page.. ha

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by NumberSeven on Aug 22, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

One thing I always loved about Okoye...

…was his Tecmo style. Two plays. Run A: up the middle. Run B: up the middle.

by rococo davenport on Aug 22, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

how sad is it that I know what you’re talking about….

by HuskerDolphin on Aug 22, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was no Tecmo Bo Jackson though..

but then again.. nobody was lol

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by Little Nicky 21 on Aug 22, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okoye on tecmo bowl was a monster

all you had to do was stop running and defenders would bounce off of him.

But I personally used Barry Sanders all the time.

by Matty I on Aug 22, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Barry was ridiculous

He could dance around defenders like Jason Taylor.

All-time favorite Tecmo baller though? Black Dan Marino.

by rococo davenport on Aug 22, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

PFT points out...

…that no team could simply sign Bolt. He would first have to enter a draft and then go undrafted for him to be a free agent.

Link here.

by Matty I on Aug 22, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Bo knows

on his best day he had nothing on the beast in my profile pic.

and never sad HuskerDolphin, only nostalgic…

and single.

by rococo davenport on Aug 22, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

nostalgia…….I still have Madden 92-94 for Sega Genesis. I can still laser passes with Marino…lol

by HuskerDolphin on Aug 22, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

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