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I have to say it....Matty I-Beck

Matty I has a man-crush on Beck!


There, I said it - now who is with me? :)

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ROFL!!!!

Is that a picture of Matty or Beck?

It’s funny that you bring that up, because I just thought Matty was wearing rose colored glasses, but now I see it is true love!

PS – Sorry Matty, I couldn’t help myself. Tell you what… to make it up, we will let you have Beck for your Fantasy QB…. eh?

;)

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 11, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Guys That's Not A Good Deal...

John Beck isn’t as good as those other quarterbacks. You are getting the better deal and trying to make it seem like it’s a good one for Matty I.

Come on; play fair.

www.thephinisher.com

by The Phinisher on Aug 11, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry Phinisher but

we are dealing with a MAN-CRUSH here :)

by Natalya on Aug 11, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but...

At least let him have a chance to sign Cleo Lemon.

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by The Phinisher on Aug 11, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For that one...

Matty I’s never going to talk to me again. Probably kick me off the forum.

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by The Phinisher on Aug 11, 2008 5:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm afraid you are probably right

but then me, neo and possibly W NY will also be booted for our non-effusive comments about Beck.

by Natalya on Aug 11, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not true...

i’ve always been positive and enthusiastic about Beck….

such as

i'm sure he won't be on the team soon...
wow, there are few QB's in the NFL who fumble as frequently as Beck.
Is there an older rookie QB in the NFL....

how much more effusive can a man be??

the good news is, matty is a phins fan first and since Henne is going to be good, we’ll be in his good graces for our early and enthusiastic support.

by W NY Fins Fan on Aug 11, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy c#$P!!

what did I do to make that box?

is matty after me already?

anyways the deletd quoets were

i’m positive beck will be gone soon.
No other QB fumbles as frequently as Beck
Is there an older rookie in the NFL???

by W NY Fins Fan on Aug 11, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With Pepp it was supposedly the small hands...

with Beck? Nerves maybe?

The writing is on the wall and darn if it can’t be any bigger, brighter, and more obvious.

SIP drafted a QB high, then they signed CP to be the starter.

If SIP thought they had a starter in Beck and were confident of him then they would not have spent a 2nd round pick (on a team with lots of needs/holes) or brought on Pennington to be the starter.

Once Beck is cut or traded or running a scout team, then maybe we can focus on the relevant players on the team.

by Natalya on Aug 11, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or we can on to more pressing debates

Like is the Ted Ginn family another in the long history of blown first round picks by the dolphins or will they actually amount to something? one of them at least? I really don’t care which one, but I would like to see one of them make it.

by W NY Fins Fan on Aug 11, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm hoping one of them

can get open, one hold on to passes, one runs proper routes, one beats press coverage, and one that can teach the others these skills.

After that? Look out Randy Moss, for the Ginn Family, all 4.8 of them are on the prowl.

by Natalya on Aug 11, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROFL!!!!

Help! Help! The paranoids are after me!

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 11, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very funny addition Nat...

Caption reads: “Beck throws ducks!”
:)

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 11, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When Matty kicks us out..

.>

Easy to hand off a duck, harder to throw one.

by Jersquall on Aug 11, 2008 6:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PLAY ACTION DUCK!!!!!!

Pull it back Beck!!! Mauia is open 1.3 yrds downfield!!!! hit em’!!!!!!!

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phins 2nd down and 8!!!!!!!!!

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 11, 2008 6:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way...

that was a scripted play and a great throw!

by Natalya on Aug 11, 2008 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1.3 yds!!!

crackin me up!!

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 11, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how the duck looks on film....

John doesnt feel one way or another about how he threw the duck today…..he just needs to get in der and lookie at the film….correct his mistakes…..one good day of throwing the duck or one bad day of throwing the duckie dont bother him.

check em down beck!!!!!!!

Smiley is eligible…hit em

Is Chad Pennington…REALLLLLLLYYYYY OUR Qb? oh man

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 11, 2008 7:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Juggernaut and a cloud o dust....

what if the juggy caught 100 passes? for like 325 yards???hahahahah Beck 35-37 123 yards 0td 1int 5 fumbles

Get this chump outta here…thanks for playin Beck.

thanks for playin….who is the next dan marino game>?>>!!

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 11, 2008 7:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Matty

Dont mind us as we are all crazy! It’s great we have a place to come to and vent, and have fun.You gfotta admit we love our Dolphins! Do you still love us?

by Jersquall on Aug 11, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Existentialism

and transcending the ego are roughly 53.2 IQ points beyond your average Phin fan’s prowess.

John Beck’s imagined martydom in Miami, is however quite firmly in the hearts and minds of many here.

by Natalya on Aug 11, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Hard Part For The Fans

Is understanding that John Beck is choosing to fumble. The interceptions, check-down passes, fumbles and the sacks are are a part of the ensemble that the Beck for Beck-itself , or what I have termed the Beckiness, has chosen.

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by The Phinisher on Aug 11, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny stuff!! LOL

I will see the Dolphins win a SUPER BOWL before i die(21 years and counting)

by Aleta on Aug 11, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If you put all of this

in a book, it could be a Beckseller LOL

I will see the Dolphins win a SUPER BOWL before i die(21 years and counting)

by Aleta on Aug 11, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice one

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by The Phinisher on Aug 13, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"That John Beck is Quacktastic"

Quote: Adam Sandler

1 1000 2 1000 checkdown!
1 1000 2 1000 3 1000 4 1000 5 1000….oh crap that guys big i better… fumble!

Quuuaaaaccckkkktastttiiicccccc!!!

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 11, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

That’s it!! Everyone who posted in this thread is now BANNED!!!!

;-)

by Matty I on Aug 11, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh my gosh! This is the funniest thing I have ever read here!

It’s even funnier than Neo’s rants against Cam last year!!!

I’m quackin up! :)

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 11, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Common!!!

Matty I didn’t do QUACK to deserved this trhread!! LOL

I will see the Dolphins win a SUPER BOWL before i die(21 years and counting)

by Aleta on Aug 11, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now that has me laughing

I really needed that guys. I hope the answer to which QB will be gone will be answered soon. McClown or Beck. I am sure they can catch on in the Arena league or something. If today’s practice was anything the writing is on the wall for both.

by resman on Aug 11, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I vote McClown

I never liked that signing in the first place.

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 11, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i found the john beck portal to the future....and he sells real estate

http://www.johnbeck.tv/Google/index.htm

thats really him…in 30 yrs

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 11, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

follow that...

oh yeah…we release him and he goes on to have a hall of fame career for the Carolina Panthers…...then he sells real estate.

i see the future…and its hideous.

quack quack

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 11, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Last one

You guys Quack me up..

by Jersquall on Aug 11, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

P.S.

Thank you Nat as this blog has made my day.

by Jersquall on Aug 11, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

john beck....

fumbles like hes on quack rock

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 11, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ME ME

I’m with you.

Are you picking up what I'm putting down?

by Neo on Aug 12, 2008 1:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Once a Quackhead...Always Quackhead...

when your on the bathroom floor holding a picture of John Beck singing the dolphins fight song you know you got problems cough:Matty I:cough…such a quackhead

this blog is offically outta hand.

Check em’ downnnnnnnnn Beck!!!!!! Dink n Dunk!!! Dink n Dunk!!!!

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 12, 2008 12:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no no no!

The honorific “Cap’n Dink and Dunk” goes to Cam Cam.

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 12, 2008 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL FORWARD!!!!

wadda serious douche cam was…fail forward…we failed alright…but i dont think forward would be the word i used to describe 1-15.

above this post is a picture of the worst coach in nfl history….he looks like my soccer coach when i was 8…maybe its him??!! hmmmmmm

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 12, 2008 1:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DONT YOU TOUCH HIM CAM....

YOU KEEP YOUR FAIL FORWARDING HANDS OFF THE FRANCHISE. YOU EVIL EVIL MAN YOU

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 12, 2008 2:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

omg lmfaoooooooo @ all of this!!!!!...

you guys are out of hand!!! “my name is krab and im addicted to quack…” i have but 1 questions in all of this… does this mean that we are subscribing to the ol’ chuck n duck’ offense??

by Krab on Aug 12, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Close but...

It’s more of a “chicken and duck” offense. It’s great because you always end up with goose eggs.

www.thephinisher.com

by The Phinisher on Aug 12, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our offense has a name........

and its called the Jugernaut. The ducky to the juggy. 2 and 8….3rd and 5….4th and 1…punt

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 12, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that sounds like the Wanny offense!

or “pornstache” as it is known in the college ranks.

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 12, 2008 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

i dunno what that was but i liked it….hahahahahahaha.

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 12, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Record Breaking Thread

What was the number again?

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by The Phinisher on Aug 12, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure the number for the record breaking thread...

is slightly less than the number of times john beck panicked on saturday night.

by Natalya on Aug 12, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whic would have been...

Once every 1/50th of a second.

(The refresh rate of the human brain processing an image)

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by The Phinisher on Aug 13, 2008 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we need a new pic to keep this going...be right back

.........wait for it…wait for it…wait for it…........

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 12, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

enjoy.......

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 12, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And right out of the hip-hop dictionary:

Pornstache

1 – ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.


2 – A specific individual wearing aforementioned pornstache.
example: That fucktard pornstache is wearing a jacket that only a rigger monkey would have.

by Natalya on Aug 12, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gasp!

such language!!!

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 12, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you WILL fear the stash and you will like it....

welllll ahhh u knooowwww ahhhhhhh we gotta play. you knoowwww ahhh i meeannnn whatcha gonnnaaa do? daaaaaa bullssss….daaaaa bulssssss da bulls da bulls da bulls.

whoops my heart stopped…...........k there it goes,

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 12, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I forgot to say that if...

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it must be a duck, John Beck!

by Natalya on Aug 12, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More...

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a BYU quarterback small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.

by Natalya on Aug 12, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This one is actually from Conficius for all you armchair philosophers...

"A Receiver Man down field on hill who is with mouth wide open will not wait long time for roast duck Beck to drop fumble in the ball"

by Natalya on Aug 12, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice...

www.thephinisher.com

by The Phinisher on Aug 13, 2008 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when...

you think of your teams qb and the first thing you picture is him running towards midfield…towards his own endzone…chasing a snap….things arent good

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 12, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whats quackalackin dog

yo yo yo

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 12, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is one of the most tasteless things that I have ever seen...

I now hope more then ever the the miami dolphins will finally reach that 0-16 recored,and I also hope that ALL dolphin fans do nothing but suffer in more misery then they ever have before. Oh and by the way I HOPE THAT CHAD HENNE BREAKS HIS LEGS AND NECK…..

by calypso99 on Aug 12, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

certainly there is nothing more tasteless that hoping another person breaks their legs and neck.

no matter how you feel about people poking fun at Beck, or Matty, or you, it doesn’t justify disgorging your arrogant, self righteous venom on the people in this forum, or Chad Henne, or more than likely, everyone you come in contact with on a daily basis.

I bet you are the type of person whose very presence is toxic to others around you.

Take some interpersonal relationship classes before you die old and alone.

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 12, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sheesh

go crawl back under that bridge you live under, you troll…
Hoping that someone breaks their Neck has to be about as tasteless a thing as anyone could wish for, and i’m sure even your idol beck, who i assume to be a classy individual would be incensed by your total lack of a humanity. Its one thing to josh around about the status of players, all in good fun with little meaning, its just another to wish for the bodily harm of another….

by W NY Fins Fan on Aug 13, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Happiness & Kittens

Puppies and warm blankets

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by The Phinisher on Aug 13, 2008 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CALYPSO99 IS OBVIOUSLY A BILLS FAN

only a bills fan would talk like that…go get your bruce smith poster and your andre reed pjs and come on down to the stadium and watch whomever it is at qb whoop up on ur team….

did i just write a check the dolphins cant cash? maybe. but you talkin bout me dolphins like dat der and dem fightin wurds . ur blogging in sites of nfl teams ur not even a fan of? does ur inflatable girlfriend know what you do in ur spare time?

go get your shine box

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 12, 2008 11:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No way

look, I work and live amoung bills fans. they are passionate about their team and they yearn like few others for success, but they also are grounded in their understanding that it is just a game, and would never wish real world harm upon any individual playing the game…. I’d go so far as to suggest that after last year, they are even more sensitive about the broken neck subject then most….

(or at least the ones i know).... that said don’t walk into their stadium expecting to be treated well while wearing phins gear… they should cut off beer sales in that place the night before the game

by W NY Fins Fan on Aug 13, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

noted.

but no fans are worse than Oakland fans. Except maybe Jets fans… but I think it’s probably a toss up.

:)

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 13, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will be very honest with you..

I have been a dolphins fan since I was a little kid and i have had it ever since the hire of Bill Parcells i have to divorce the team now becasue of that move. I mean cutting feely….what the hell is that about? it moves like this that are such politics to bill parcells. its not about winning to him its about what he can do to make him feel the best

by calypso99 on Aug 13, 2008 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*judges hold their scores for your performance 2.3, 1.9, 1.8*

see? now that was just bad, bad form.

Considering we are talking about a slew of multimillionaires who play a game for a living, we can make fun of them as much as we like. And if you know anything about this site, and many of us posting in this thread, is that we cracked endless jokes about Cam, Cleo Lemon, and others. Everybody is fair game.

So if you aren’t a dolphins fan, then go somewhere where you can follow whatever team you are rooting for this season. And if you are a dolphins fan, then lighten up!

by Natalya on Aug 13, 2008 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

your an idiot is what you are

your the biggest fan of team idiot.

if you were a phins fan please stop…dont tell anyone you ever were one so the rest of us can save our good name…

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 13, 2008 10:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Actually that is the reason why im not a fan and would always

be ashamed to admit that I was becasue of stupid, tasteless, worthless fans like your self Rzayo24..

Im stirring the pot!!!:)

Keep it coming..

by calypso99 on Aug 13, 2008 10:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

isn't calypso a chick's name?

...like some greek goddess or something? Are you a girl?

I’d feel bad for busting your chops if you are just a little emotional right now.

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 13, 2008 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing Matty is running this site...

cause most of you have no football sense whatsoever; bottom line is you don’t know how good Henne or Beck is since they haven’t had a real shot. (now you’ll never know with Beck!)

by jtuffy10 on Aug 13, 2008 12:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what the heck are you talking about?

Beck is our secret weapon… they are just making it LOOK like he is not gonna play because they don’t want the stinkin’ Jets to be able to gameplan for him!

It’s actually a quite brilliant move, IMO.

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 13, 2008 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually we are just using this to bolster Beck's trade value...

a few more practices and preseason games and we’ll have driven up Beck’s trade value all the way to:

1 sack of used footballs (11 footballs per bag)
1 half-dozen eggs (expiration date 05/31/08)
1 DUCK

by Natalya on Aug 13, 2008 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do oyu remember that baseball trade a couple of years ago?

where the guy was traded for like 2 dozen baseball bats?
seriously.
:)

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 13, 2008 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Certainly this has to be a record breaking thread!

It has only been up 1 day. That other thread by that dude (what was his name?) took, like a week, to get to 60 posts!

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey...all you phins fans haters....

tell me how my ass tastes…..yo haters…tellll meee howw myyy assss tassstes.

diffrent ppl have diffrent views/opinions on things. thats why this is a successfull blog..if we all agreed wed never check this place.

Beck stinks..ive always said it….so i refuse to take any crap on hating him now.

Quaaaaacccckkkktasssttiiicccccccc!!!!!!!!!

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 13, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dude! you should be a rapper!

you have serious talent!
really.

:)

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they can all sucka #### up till they hiccup

hate on haters…we dont care.

true phins fans know the day of greatness again is just around the corner. its only a matter of time till evvvvvvvvvverrryyyything flips and were nasty again.

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 13, 2008 2:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ooookay...

that’s enough….

;)

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 13, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since Matty refuses to acknowledge the success of this thread...

I went back and looked it up.

finsxfactor had 129 posts in his “record-breaking” thread.

We are at 151 here and counting, not just smashing, but completely obliterating the old record.

Congratulations Nat! You are the new “Most Comments in a Fanpost Thread” record holder!!!

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 13, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fin Salute

For performing above and beyond the call of duty on the Phinsider Fanpost blog, You have the admiration and respect of the entire Phinsider Nation.
We hereby promote you to the rank of Record holder, with all of the rights and priveleges thereto. May the Football Gods have mercy on your soul.

Congratulations for as long as you hold this record.

by Jersquall on Aug 14, 2008 1:30 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

is natalya a girl???????!!!!!!!

you guys should be ashamed!!!

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 14, 2008 8:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whats the word for a female dog?

(matty i didnt say it ……so u wouldnt have to give me another warning………….)

Yea lcff he gave me a warning and it broke my heart

thread comment champion

by finsxfactor on Aug 14, 2008 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not sure why I should be ashamed.

finsxfacor is the one that is calling her names because she beat him.

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 14, 2008 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ewww!!!

A Girl! They have cooties and other things like cooties.

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by The Phinisher on Aug 14, 2008 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL now that natalya technically has the record off this stupid thread

I have to be like lcff.

Constantly bitter about it and shut u down whenever you talk about it

On yea. Im not changing my “sig” because im still on top

And whatever team beck is on…..even if it isn’t the dolphins I am positive that they have got a fantastic player in beck

thread comment champion

by finsxfactor on Aug 14, 2008 9:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow! Too funny!!!

Two things that piss Matty I off: making fun of gay people for choosing the gay lifestyle and talking bad about A-F-L-A-C-K!!!!.

by mred on Aug 15, 2008 11:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if i'da seen that 1 coming, ...

… i would have becked… oops i meant ‘ducked’…

by Krab on Aug 15, 2008 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol lcff if you want we can just forget that natalya posted this thread

and we can say you did and if anyone argues matty can just give them a warning

former thread comment champion

by finsxfactor on Aug 15, 2008 1:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no thanks dude. She earned it and a lot of people really enjoyed it.

on my best day, I don’t think I could come up with a thread that generated as much interest.

:)

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 15, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is John Becks offical nickname "Duck" now?

Ehhhh we might wanna keep that nickname in reserve for the new starter. Mr. Pop Fly throwing Pennington.

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 15, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

actually...

…I really like “Pop Fly” for Penni’s nickname.

by Matty I on Aug 16, 2008 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So we have...

Ogre Chin, Pop Fly and The Duck.

McCown doesn’t deserve a nickname.

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by The Phinisher on Aug 16, 2008 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Target nicknames

Every team has players with nicknames. Last season Beck had 2 touchdowns and 8 turnovers in 5 games. I expected much more from him this year. So, Until he proves otherwise he will be targeted as the Quack Master.

by Jersquall on Aug 16, 2008 11:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thats hilarious....

man the Duck really looks good leaving Becks hand. Its so nautral.

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by Rzayo24 on Aug 16, 2008 12:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well ya know..

Beck is a natural Duck Pocket Passer..

by Jersquall on Aug 16, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i mean....

the way he throws those ducks in the bubble has really impressed Parcells so far.

Its Sunday afternoon.....do you know where your beer is?

by Rzayo24 on Aug 16, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I Can FIx Beck's Throwing

It’s not his fault, guys. Seriously. There are aliens in his ducks.

www.thephinisher.com

by The Phinisher on Aug 16, 2008 4:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

omg LOL LOL LOL

are u sure thats not an xray from last december of Wayne H. w/ camcams head so deeply embedded…… ?

by Krab on Aug 17, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?

LOOK AT THE PICTURE ABOVE…200 COMMENTS IN AND WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??!!! LOL

I THINK ITS TIME TO RETIRE THIS BRETT FAVRE POST AND BRING IN A YOUNG AARON RODGERS POST.

Its Sunday afternoon.....do you know where your beer is?

by Rzayo24 on Aug 17, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, so after this game against Jax, where does that leave Beck?

I am going to guess that the next game is the one that the 1st and 2nd stringers play, and the last game is the one in which McCown and Beck will duel it out, unless someone is gone by then.

For the record, I would still like to see Beck play in a substantial amount of one of the remaining games.

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 18, 2008 1:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BTW, did anyone see Beck's face on the sideline of the JAX game?

He looked pissed! I wish we could get THAT picture on here!

priceless! :)

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 18, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WEIRD

a picture of a tree. im glad i checked this post…thanks

Its Sunday afternoon.....do you know where your beer is?

by Rzayo24 on Aug 18, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A pissed off tree.

I never got to see beck on the sidelines so ummm yeah.

by Jersquall on Aug 18, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

ok

Its Sunday afternoon.....do you know where your beer is?

by Rzayo24 on Aug 18, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, i hate to say it, but....

after all the joking around, it looks like our Li’l Buddy Gilligan… errr Beck, is on his way out. I guess that if he is not tradeded before the last cuts, he will be waived. There is too much other talent to use a roster post on, that there is no way they are gonna use it on a 4th QB.

I wish they would get rid of McCown, but i think the writing it on the wall that Henne and Penn are the starters, and the only way the #3 guy comes in is if they both get injured. There won’t be any more “development” time.

TBFB.

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 23, 2008 2:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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