but i’ll giggity-give it to you.

You should do more on other characters and players, Especially from other teams. Like start with the Patriots or Jets—it’s even-stevens here. Then on to the Redskins. I’m a fan of two football teams.
The Dolphns….......... and anyone who plays against the Redskins!!

...check the ladies restroom next…ok i can see the headline now, ” Miami Quarterback caught drilling hole in wall to adjoining cheerleaders shower room…” wow on that note i spose its a good thing he’s not a Jet, with thier new cheerleader aquisitions, that could get ugly…new headline… ” Chad Henne in catatonic state after locker room mix up…”