The Phinsider: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:





Jason Taylor Boxing Ring, Right Here

Here's what I think is going on in the Jason Taylor saga.

Bill Parcells wants Taylor on the team.

Taylor wants to play for a contender.

Parcells & co. made a halfhearted attempt at trading JT before the draft but asked for too much because they...want...him...back.

Taylor can't come out and say he doesn't want to play for the Dolphins because he doesn't want to hurt the fans (or his legacy).

So instead of being a squeaky wheel like Chad Johnson, Taylor has continuously stirred the pot through passive measures like letting Jason Cole know about his displeasure and writing things like he did on ESPN this week.

Taylor is trying to be as much of a thorn in Parcells side that The Tuna will trade him.

The Tuna is ignoring the thorn as best he can because he doesn't want to trade him.

Essentially they're playing chicken.

What we do know is that Tony Sparano (you know, the Dolphins Head Coach) has talked about how Taylor is going to be an important part in developing Jake Long. He as also said that he is comfortable with and understands what Taylor is doing. No bones about it (how awesome is it when Tony says that?)

Bill Parcells has said that Taylor will be a Dolphin unless he retires.

The outcome?

Well, let's leave it up to a poll.

Poll
What will JT be doing in September?
  • Playing great football for the Miami Dolphins.
  • Playing great football for some other team because he forced Bill Parcells to trade him.
  • Retired from the NFL, Taylor stars as the "God King" Xerxes in a sequel to 300.
  • He is a total washout because he can't remember how to tackle people anymore.
  • He becomes a Miami Dolphins cheerleader.

  73 votes | Results

This fanpost was written by one of The Phinsider's registered users.

0 recs | Comment 3 comments

Story-email Email | Print |

Comments

Display:

lol im really happy...

that i wasnt the only one who thought xerses looked exactly like jason taylor (except the whole gay vibe thing…no offense to any of you guys…got to be politically correct)

by finsxfactor on May 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT   0 recs

That is too funny...

I thought the same exact thing when i first saw the movie….LOLOLOL

No is the time- the time to rise up from the depths of Hell and stake our claim back on top of the AFC East...Look out Gaytriots here comes Jake Long and the Phins

by FinzD54 on May 14, 2008 6:36 AM EDT   0 recs

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to SB Nation's blog dedicated to the only franchise in NFL history to have an undefeated team: the Miami Dolphins!

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recent FanPosts

Small
BIRTHDAY: PART 2
Huminomaax-man5_small
Cadillac, Benson and Brown
Picture_001_small
Please help, thank you
Football_ball1_www
2008 Week 11: Raiders at Dolphins 1 pm
Football_ball1_www
2008 Week 12: Patriots at Dolphins 1 pm
Football_ball1_www
2008 Week 13: Dolphins at St. Louis 1pm
Small
ESPN ST Rankings
File012_small
Looking for a good Fins bar in Orlando!
Football_ball1_www
2008 Week 8: Buffalo Bills at Miami 1 pm
Picture_001_small
Anybody know Lakeland Dolphin bar?

Post_icon New FanPost All FanPosts Carrot-mini


Managers

Phinsider160_small Matty I

ad

Site Meter