Debunking the schedule myth

How, the Jets/Dolphin rivalry starts heating up 3 weeks before the game.

God, I hate that team!

We have cupcake schedule. Wow. So, if we look at some of the “cupcakes” that we have had in common with the Jets, let’s see what we have

Arizona – Dolphins lost – Jets won
New England – Dolphins split the two meetings – Jets split the two meetings
San Diego – Dolphins won – Jets lost
Denver – Dolphins won, – Jets lost
Seattle – Dolphins won – Jets TBD
Oakland – Dolphins won – Jets lost
St. Louis – Dolphins won – Jets won
Buffalo – Dolphins won both – Jets won one, TBD on second
San Francisco – Dolphins TBD – Jets lost
Kansas City – Dolphins TBD – Jets won

And, of course, Jets beat the Dolphins in the first game, second TBD.

Now, take the different opponents:
Miami -
     Houston – lost
     Baltimore – lost

Jets -
     Cincinnati – won
     Tennessee – won

So, by comparison, we lost the only two games against opponents we faced that were not on the Jets schedule. The Jets won their two games. Therefore, we have won two more games against common opponents than they have.

So, if we have a cupcake schedule, it comes down to two games we lost as the only difference between our schedule and the Jets’ schedule. And, having lost those two games, shouldn’t the Jets be WAY up on us – not tied with the exact same record? What’s cupcake about facing one team you lost to and two teams you beat – as is our schedule to finish the year compared to theirs? Where’s the cupcake in that?

In fact, the Jets play a Buffalo team that we swept and a Seahawks team we beat, and us to finish the season. If we are such an easy team, and have only been a product of our schedule, I guess the Jets should walk through these last three games with no problem.

Too bad they just lost to two teams from our “cupcake” schedule.

CP10 will kick the shit out of the bitches in NY as revenge and sleep with Favre’s wife
Eric Mangini will be crying and fired as Bill Cowher replaces him as he moves the team to Utah out of fear that the Dolphins will kick the shit out of them two times next year while Bellichik is filming it and Jauron is watching from the unemployment line.

Dolphins: Mission 3W
Jets: Mission suck more, lose to Seattle and make us happy
Pats: Figure out a way to bring back more old timers to catch the fins
Bills: Pointless conversation

I’m sick of listening to all the Favre fans talk shit too. You know what, I used to like the guy until he became a Jet. Brett Favre can take his West Side Stroy and stick it where the sun doesn’t shine as the Dolphins will become Sharks, and there won’t be any Jet stealing Maria away from the Dolphins. There will be blood, green blood all over the state of New York as Jets fans everywhere will live in disappointment knowing that their precious team spent all this money, and will be stuck with it next year, and as we know, they can’t draft themselves out of a paper bag, and standing in rivers of green blood will be Chad, Ricky, Ronnie, Joey, Dan C$$, and our fearless leaders Anthony Sparano, Jeff Ireland, and the great Bill Parcells will laugh at the Dolphins go from zeros to heros and bring home a AFC East championship to South Florida!!!!!