Losman Caption Contest
by Corroncho on Dec 7, 2008 5:56 AM EST
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Here's the all new challenge for the week. Get your funny-cruel caps on and take a shot.
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Coah J: “Losman, you’re starting this week.”
Losman: “Starting what?”
"The dolphin is one of the fastest and smartest creatures of the sea. Dolphins can attack and kill a shark or whale. Sailors say bad luck will come to anyone who harms one of them." - Joe Robbie, Oct 8, 1965 upon announcing the name of the new AFL Miami football team.
by Mosul_DolFan on Dec 7, 2008 6:02 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
my turn.....
Coach: So……..you wanna go put on your gear??
Losman: who me??
His friend just cross-checked me to my face, leaving me with one hell of a fat lip. I returned with a right jab that sent him to the ice. That's when all 6' 5" of staked up and said, "wanna go!!" I replied, " your not big enough mothertrucker"!!
GRIFFIN
Me now
Coach: Ready to go?
Losman: To Subway? Yeah!!!! I call Shotgun!!!!
"Any Sunday any team can win 1 game at a time thats all that matters"
(Armando Selgeuro)
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"Any Sunday any team can win 1 game at a time thats all that matters"
(Armando Selgeuro)
COACH: FIVE…….FIVE DOLLAR
LOSMAN: 5 DOLLAR FOOOOOOOOTLONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 7, 2008 10:39 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
lol credit goes to phinsguy for mentioning subway...but look at losmans hands lol
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
lol
this one is great in that its so simple. When does he mentinon who wins these things?
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 7, 2008 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
this one gets my vote
SUPER LOL
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 8, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
gm fellas
ready for some toronto cows… its 72 degrees and ‘pleasant’ in the dome hehe
"I'm not near as deep and complicated as people think" ~Mike Tyson~
" gee guys, i really thought that 'Extenze' would help...."
"I'm not near as deep and complicated as people think" ~Mike Tyson~
LADIES REALLY DO LIKE IT THICK N WIDER...ASK THEM
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
Rzayo u are a Mad Genius
"Any Sunday any team can win 1 game at a time thats all that matters"
(Armando Selgeuro)
Cowher inspired
Cowher was saying that Losman gets sacked once every 6 passes ok?
Coach: Soooooo, Losman, you ready to get in there and get your ass…I mean play?
Losman: Sniff, yea Coach, I shoveled so much ice in the bath tub already, my hands are stuck like this. Sniff
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
John Paul: I wish my penis was this big!!!!!
Jauron: …. I can’t believe someone would actually draft you in the first round.
Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges
Caption
Losman: Where is it? I can’t find it.
Coach: You can’t find it ‘cause it’s not there.
A couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.' The woman wrote 'When two people love each other very much, like Bob and I, it is morally acceptable for them to engage in sex.' And Bob wrote 'I love sex.'
smirk
Coach. So, you ready to go start for the Bills?
Losman: Yea……………but I also like the Titans……….
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
slappitie slap slap
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
Big Joey
Jauron: There’s Joey Porter. Don’t let him get in your head, J.P.
Losman: They say he’s this big, coach. It’s not my head I’m worried about.
www.thephinisher.com
John Paul: If someone takes a picture of us standing here with my hands out like so, do you think it might end up being in a caption contest?
Jauron: BRAINS……….
Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges
Oakland
Jauron: Did you know I could have taken a job in Oakland?
Losman: One foot before the other, Coach. Just like you said.
www.thephinisher.com
Steven Jackson, 24th Selection of 2004 NFL Draft
JP: Steven Jackson? Well, maybe they thinking…
Jauron: No. They weren’t
www.thephinisher.com
Jauron: so whats yer gameplan for today?
JP: well i was gonna put it on the ground for Joey, like this…
"I'm not near as deep and complicated as people think" ~Mike Tyson~
by Krab on Dec 7, 2008 3:42 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I WIN CAPTION CONTEST
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
John Paul: Dude, Rzayo won’t win this contest.
Jauron: Stop talking about how little his penis is compared to Trent Edwards.
Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges
my penis being awkwardly microscopic...is neither here nor there
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
I WON THE CAPTION CONTEST!!
MADE BY A 9 YR OLD FROM NEW MEXICO!!!!
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
finsx isnt smart enough to do that nor make a post by himself
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
i think he has the ability
and the will
never underestimate finsx
Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges
The Winner is...
dudes, turn up your sound or you aint gonna hear the trumpets…
KRAB
for…Jauron: so whats yer gameplan for today?
JP: well i was gonna put it on the ground for Joey, like this…
niiiiiiiiice nice baby!
we should rec'd his post so it turns green showing he is the winner
i got the first one
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 8, 2008 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
2 cents
Jauron: Dammit Loseman
JP: Do not call me Loseman or I do some Kung Fu shit on your ass!
Jauron: errr… Loseman. You suck.
Well done Krab
appreciate the vote of confidence Cor : )
… but i think ol’ Husker just showed us all how its done, at the bottom of this thread hahaha …Kudos, Huskerbro, that Berman joke killllllled me!!!… still lmao
"I'm not near as deep and complicated as people think" ~Mike Tyson~
thanks man......but
it was post game…….shouldn’t really be counted. Its the thought that counts though, thanks : )
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 8, 2008 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
lol i fell of my chair when i read this...
COACH: FIVE…….FIVE DOLLAR
LOSMAN: 5 DOLLAR FOOOOOOOOTLONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
rz is gifted.
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lol dude rz that was hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHIo4VruGZY
Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.
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5 DOLLAR!!!
5 DOLLAR FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTLONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER~!!!!!
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
Post Game one........
Coach: You realize we just lost to the Dolphins because of your crappy play don’t you?
Losman: Yea but I just whipped THIS out, and Berman showed more hi lights of me throwing to Johnny Ghost and Michael Phantom instead of stupid Penningtons perfect second half. Der her Der her Der her………….
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 8, 2008 4:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
NEW ENTRY
COACH: BILLY HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?
LOSMAN: SHAAAAAAAAABAAAAAADOOOOOOOOOOOOOO????
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
ehhhhhhh shaaaaabaaadoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
rofl
"The dolphin is one of the fastest and smartest creatures of the sea. Dolphins can attack and kill a shark or whale. Sailors say bad luck will come to anyone who harms one of them." - Joe Robbie, Oct 8, 1965 upon announcing the name of the new AFL Miami football team.
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