Losman Caption Contest

by Corroncho on Dec 7, 2008 5:56 AM EST Comment 57 comments

Hey guys:

Here's the all new challenge for the week. Get your funny-cruel caps on and take a shot.

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

Go Finzzzzzzzz!

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Coah J: “Losman, you’re starting this week.”

Losman: “Starting what?”

"The dolphin is one of the fastest and smartest creatures of the sea. Dolphins can attack and kill a shark or whale. Sailors say bad luck will come to anyone who harms one of them." - Joe Robbie, Oct 8, 1965 upon announcing the name of the new AFL Miami football team.

by Mosul_DolFan on Dec 7, 2008 6:02 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

I’M STOPING HERE!!! u win Mosul_DolFan

IAMLEGEND

by woomar on Dec 8, 2008 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

my turn.....

Coach: So……..you wanna go put on your gear??
Losman: who me??

His friend just cross-checked me to my face, leaving me with one hell of a fat lip. I returned with a right jab that sent him to the ice. That's when all 6' 5" of staked up and said, "wanna go!!" I replied, " your not big enough mothertrucker"!!
GRIFFIN

by Ohiofinfan4life on Dec 7, 2008 8:16 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Me now

Coach: Ready to go?

Losman: To Subway? Yeah!!!! I call Shotgun!!!!

"Any Sunday any team can win 1 game at a time thats all that matters"

(Armando Selgeuro)

by Phinsguy99 on Dec 7, 2008 9:31 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Let's Rec this post cause I like it.

(recommend)

"Any Sunday any team can win 1 game at a time thats all that matters"

(Armando Selgeuro)

by Phinsguy99 on Dec 7, 2008 9:38 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

COACH: FIVE…….FIVE DOLLAR

LOSMAN: 5 DOLLAR FOOOOOOOOTLONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS

by Rzayo24 on Dec 7, 2008 10:39 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

LMFAO

by jvw on Dec 7, 2008 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

lol credit goes to phinsguy for mentioning subway...but look at losmans hands lol

"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS

by Rzayo24 on Dec 7, 2008 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

lol

this one is great in that its so simple. When does he mentinon who wins these things?

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 7, 2008 1:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

rofl!

"I'm not near as deep and complicated as people think" ~Mike Tyson~

by Krab on Dec 7, 2008 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

this one gets my vote

SUPER LOL

"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God

by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 8, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

gm fellas

ready for some toronto cows… its 72 degrees and ‘pleasant’ in the dome hehe

"I'm not near as deep and complicated as people think" ~Mike Tyson~

by Krab on Dec 7, 2008 12:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

sings "Let it snow"

"I'm not near as deep and complicated as people think" ~Mike Tyson~

by Krab on Dec 7, 2008 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

" gee guys, i really thought that 'Extenze' would help...."

"I'm not near as deep and complicated as people think" ~Mike Tyson~

by Krab on Dec 7, 2008 12:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

LADIES REALLY DO LIKE IT THICK N WIDER...ASK THEM

"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS

by Rzayo24 on Dec 7, 2008 12:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Rzayo u are a Mad Genius

"Any Sunday any team can win 1 game at a time thats all that matters"

(Armando Selgeuro)

by Phinsguy99 on Dec 7, 2008 12:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Cowher inspired

Cowher was saying that Losman gets sacked once every 6 passes ok?

Coach: Soooooo, Losman, you ready to get in there and get your ass…I mean play?

Losman: Sniff, yea Coach, I shoveled so much ice in the bath tub already, my hands are stuck like this. Sniff

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 7, 2008 12:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

John Paul: I wish my penis was this big!!!!!

Jauron: …. I can’t believe someone would actually draft you in the first round.

Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges

by DolfinPhan on Dec 7, 2008 12:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

lol!

"I'm not near as deep and complicated as people think" ~Mike Tyson~

by Krab on Dec 7, 2008 1:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Caption

Losman: Where is it? I can’t find it.

Coach: You can’t find it ‘cause it’s not there.

A couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.' The woman wrote 'When two people love each other very much, like Bob and I, it is morally acceptable for them to engage in sex.' And Bob wrote 'I love sex.'

by TitanFighter101 on Dec 7, 2008 1:06 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

smirk

Coach. So, you ready to go start for the Bills?

Losman: Yea……………but I also like the Titans……….

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 7, 2008 1:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

slappitie slap slap

"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS

by Rzayo24 on Dec 7, 2008 1:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

hahahahaha!

"I'm not near as deep and complicated as people think" ~Mike Tyson~

by Krab on Dec 7, 2008 1:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

John Paul: That’s a spicy meatball!

Jauron: My face is made of granite and volcanic rock.

Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges

by DolfinPhan on Dec 7, 2008 1:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Big Joey

Jauron: There’s Joey Porter. Don’t let him get in your head, J.P.

Losman: They say he’s this big, coach. It’s not my head I’m worried about.

www.thephinisher.com

by The Phinisher on Dec 7, 2008 2:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

John Paul: If someone takes a picture of us standing here with my hands out like so, do you think it might end up being in a caption contest?

Jauron: BRAINS……….

Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges

by DolfinPhan on Dec 7, 2008 2:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

JAURON: …………… BRAINNNNSS

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by DolfinPhan on Dec 7, 2008 2:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Losman: So I was all like… TAKE IT LIKE THIS… TAKE IT LIKE THAT… YAH! lolzomg

Jauron: You went home by yourself didn’t you?

Losman: Pretty much.

Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges

by DolfinPhan on Dec 7, 2008 2:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Oakland

Jauron: Did you know I could have taken a job in Oakland?

Losman: One foot before the other, Coach. Just like you said.

www.thephinisher.com

by The Phinisher on Dec 7, 2008 3:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Steven Jackson, 24th Selection of 2004 NFL Draft

JP: Steven Jackson? Well, maybe they thinking…

Jauron: No. They weren’t

www.thephinisher.com

by The Phinisher on Dec 7, 2008 3:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Jauron: so whats yer gameplan for today?

JP: well i was gonna put it on the ground for Joey, like this…

"I'm not near as deep and complicated as people think" ~Mike Tyson~

by Krab on Dec 7, 2008 3:42 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

I WIN CAPTION CONTEST

"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS

by Rzayo24 on Dec 7, 2008 7:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

John Paul: Dude, Rzayo won’t win this contest.

Jauron: Stop talking about how little his penis is compared to Trent Edwards.

Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges

by DolfinPhan on Dec 7, 2008 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

my penis being awkwardly microscopic...is neither here nor there

"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS

by Rzayo24 on Dec 7, 2008 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Micropenis?

Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges

by DolfinPhan on Dec 7, 2008 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

dont worry.. so is lcff's

Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.

Check it out.

by finsxfactor on Dec 7, 2008 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I WON THE CAPTION CONTEST!!

MADE BY A 9 YR OLD FROM NEW MEXICO!!!!

"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS

by Rzayo24 on Dec 7, 2008 10:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

its finsx

Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges

by DolfinPhan on Dec 7, 2008 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

finsx isnt smart enough to do that nor make a post by himself

"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS

by Rzayo24 on Dec 7, 2008 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

i think he has the ability

and the will

never underestimate finsx

Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges

by DolfinPhan on Dec 7, 2008 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

lol ty

Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.

Check it out.

by finsxfactor on Dec 7, 2008 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

The Winner is...

dudes, turn up your sound or you aint gonna hear the trumpets…

KRAB

for…Jauron: so whats yer gameplan for today?

JP: well i was gonna put it on the ground for Joey, like this…

niiiiiiiiice nice baby!

by Corroncho on Dec 8, 2008 1:32 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

we should rec'd his post so it turns green showing he is the winner

i got the first one

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 8, 2008 6:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Coach:So JP really stands for Joey Porter? your name is joey porter losman?
Losman: I was just hoping he would hear that and not wanna tackle himself, im pretty sure im just fucked today, can i go back to the bench?

by captain flitzy on Dec 8, 2008 9:32 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

2 cents

Jauron: Dammit Loseman
JP: Do not call me Loseman or I do some Kung Fu shit on your ass!
Jauron: errr… Loseman. You suck.

Well done Krab

by Corroncho on Dec 8, 2008 1:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

appreciate the vote of confidence Cor : )

… but i think ol’ Husker just showed us all how its done, at the bottom of this thread hahaha …Kudos, Huskerbro, that Berman joke killllllled me!!!… still lmao

"I'm not near as deep and complicated as people think" ~Mike Tyson~

by Krab on Dec 8, 2008 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

thanks man......but

it was post game…….shouldn’t really be counted. Its the thought that counts though, thanks : )

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 8, 2008 6:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

lol i fell of my chair when i read this...

COACH: FIVE…….FIVE DOLLAR

LOSMAN: 5 DOLLAR FOOOOOOOOTLONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

rz is gifted.

Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.

Check it out.

by finsxfactor on Dec 8, 2008 3:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

lol dude rz that was hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHIo4VruGZY

Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.

Check it out.

by finsxfactor on Dec 8, 2008 5:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

555555555555555

5 DOLLAR!!!

5 DOLLAR FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTLONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER~!!!!!

"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS

by Rzayo24 on Dec 8, 2008 4:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Post Game one........

Coach: You realize we just lost to the Dolphins because of your crappy play don’t you?

Losman: Yea but I just whipped THIS out, and Berman showed more hi lights of me throwing to Johnny Ghost and Michael Phantom instead of stupid Penningtons perfect second half. Der her Der her Der her………….

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 8, 2008 4:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs