History has been....

by finsxfactor on Dec 5, 2008 5:48 PM EST Comment 28 comments

Made.

There is a time in ones life in which you realize you want to achieve greatness. You want to be all that you can be. You want to make HISTORY. When I started in phinsider land...I was a young innocent chap. Never wanting to offend anyone, never wanting to show my true feelings, basically I did nothing to add to this place.

But then it happened...a met a guy named Little Nicky 21...and everything changed. Nicky Primetime (as I dubbed him) inspired me to achieve legendary status on phinsider.

Encouraged by him I created a thread that smashed the record for most comments on a post. (113 back then is like 700 right now). It was amazing. Since then I've been blunt, charismatic and a little unorthodox. I've been warned, insulted, insulting, nicknamed, and banned in this place called Phinsider.

Known as Matty's Problem Child...I witnessed a let down. My record was broken (due to mass amounts of new contributors) I went onto a new challenge. GET FRONT PAGED. Now granted I had earned a reputation for being a jackass...but I knew I could do it. When Primetime and Rz started to get front-paged weekly...I asked myself...why not me? Why couldn’t I get front-paged? 3 weeks and a play breakdown later I admitted defeat. I was not only disappointed I was verbally abused due to my lack of professionalism and grammar deficiencies.

I basically freaked out and started to curse and demean people because I was upset. Basically spending 3 hours coming up with the pictures (because I am not as gifted as Jersquall) and breaking down film...I was let down. I was then once again supported by Primetime and LCFF (a 40 year old dad that plays h3 and calls his son noobs)

Along the way I accumulated warnings, bannings, lol's, a matty catchphrase (Well Said), attainted royalties on my catchphrase (WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO)...among other things.

I was then once again told to make a stat sheet and that is where THIS story begins. After creating my stat sheet I kept adding and adding in till my sig became extremely lengthy.

Apparently lengthy sigs soon became a fad and a few other people made super long sigs as well.

Matty decided that was not going to be allowed so my super sig must be reduced by Sunday. To 5 lines. HOW COULD I REDUCE MY 14 LINE SIG to only 5 lines?

On this announcement (of the sig rule change) there was a gang (led by Husky) calling for a witch-hunt. With pitchforks and harsh words they were leading a charge calling to chop off my sig. 40 minutes and 23 crude innuendos relating my sig to circumcision a decision was made.

Instead of shortening it (at once) I would go for the ultimate record. One that will last the test of time. The record that would dwarf all others...HAVING THE LONGEST SIG IN SBNATION HISTORY.

With teamwork and faithful devotees...It was created. A 53 Line SIG. On word it turned out to be 2 pages.

It was the greatest honor, and still is, the greatest honor one could ever achieve in SBNATION HISTORY.

(Thanks to Jersquall for the amazing plaque)

P.S --> I'm Back

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This is it.

Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.

by finsxfactor on Dec 5, 2008 5:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Glory.

Blogs Banned From – 14
Warnings – 15
Comments – 144243522366876
Relevant Comments – 8
Frontpaged Fanposts – 1 (Yes...I got it)
Temper Tantrums – 8
Stalker Charges – 120
woohoo's – 87
lol's – 173
SLAP’s – 54
Well Said's– 1
Taken the High Road - 52

"Everytime i walk by someone @ work and have to juke out of the way
i give a "wooop" and run where ever i’m heading and spike whatever i’m holding"
-C.L

"I want to be the big spoon" - Unknown

"We are NOT bringing my balls into this conversation… there is no limit on Ball size lol" - Nicky "want a primetime go find" Treasure

"I am nothing compared to you..." - Husky

"You are a noob" - My dad..(i know....)

"Finsx you are my hero" - My Sig

This Sig means a lot to me. RIP buddy...RIP

"Confucious Say...your sig is awesome" - Chinese Proverb

"WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - Me

"LONG AND STRONG ..........THAT'S THE WAY i LIKE 'EM" - Ohiofinfan4life

"Go Ninja Go Ninja GO!" - Youknowwho

"I CANT GET TO SLEEP!! I THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS" - every chick who Rz lives near.

"Vaginal Blood Fart" - Husky

"Put it in me somewhere...." - Dolfinphan

"Come on in" - Husky bent over

"They Call me a pig because I say sexist and derogatory things to women" - Todd

"Dont Mess" - Me

"We went all this is Sparta on those intruding Bronco Exclamation Loving Dunce's" - Cbdolphin

J.D - "I'm a story topper Elliott, you know that about me."
Elliot- "When I was a kid I had a friend like that, drove me crazy."
J.D- "When I was a kid I also had a friend like that, except he snapped and started playing hide the peanut butter with my dog Whiskers. You, my friend, have just been story topped."

"Finsxfactor is my only true friend...if he ever left this place I would cry in the corner of my room in the fetal position" - LCFF

"Can I get a yeehawww!!!?!!" - Husky
"No..but i can scissor-kick you in the groin" - Nicky Primetime

"Why so serious?" - The Joker

"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk." - Rococo

Want to pick up women? Heres how you do it...

==== "Ever have sex in a van?...and if that doesnt work.. then stare deeply into her eyes.. wink.. then mouth 'your Dead'.." - Rz

==== "If you went campin, and woke up in the morning naked tied to a tree, would you tell anyone?"

==== "Poo on You" - Nicky Primetime

This sig dwarfs all other sigs...its a sig of the ages, a sig of the times, one small sig for man, one giant sig for mankind, ask not what your sig can do for you, but what you can do for your sig!

by finsxfactor on Dec 5, 2008 5:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

way too much time on ur hands

haha

by dolfanstanley on Dec 5, 2008 6:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Welcome back little buddy

please tell me you didn’t change.

"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God

by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 5, 2008 6:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Blow it out your ass

a witch hunt led by Husky………………..well blankyity blank blank your blank blank blank, you little unapreciative blank ass blank. You should be banned for blanken ever. If this is coddled, maybe im in the wrong place

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 5, 2008 6:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

lol i wrote this like 2 weeks ago....plus (you were the only name i remembered)

Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.

by finsxfactor on Dec 5, 2008 6:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

blank you

3’s it. so blank off

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 5, 2008 6:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

ROFL LMAO!!

You are so articulate! :)

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Dec 5, 2008 7:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I still hold the place of honor

as the the last quote.

Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges

by DolfinPhan on Dec 5, 2008 6:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WE ARE STOOOOPID

"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS

by Rzayo24 on Dec 5, 2008 7:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

no kidding

by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 5, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I am only now uncurling out of the fetal position....

BTW kid, i’m not 40 and don’t call my son “noobs”. I’m pretty sure that was your dad.

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Dec 5, 2008 7:09 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

lol

Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.

Check it out.

by finsxfactor on Dec 5, 2008 7:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I

inspire people lol

by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 5, 2008 7:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

yeah, to jump off buildings.

;^)

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Dec 5, 2008 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

lol

I do what I can..

by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 5, 2008 11:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

At least it's just inspiration

And not being accused of pushing….

Just a thought

"The dolphin is one of the fastest and smartest creatures of the sea. Dolphins can attack and kill a shark or whale. Sailors say bad luck will come to anyone who harms one of them." - Joe Robbie, Oct 8, 1965 upon announcing the name of the new AFL Miami football team.

by Mosul_DolFan on Dec 6, 2008 12:15 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

I’ll beat the rap

by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 6, 2008 12:18 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

ummm...so MODEST..

LOL! talk about “tootin your own horn”! hahaha…that’s alright though.. you’re a funny guy. and you’re just sooo..umm… “charismatic” as you so elegantly put it!

Congrats on your SIG record.. I’m sure you’ll take it to the grave.. the “highlight” of your life maybe? hope not.. lol

by dolphinsfan4life on Dec 6, 2008 10:10 AM EST reply actions 0 recs