I.T.M. Rzayo24 : Mission 2W Edition
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 2:01 PM EST
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There is no control button on Chad Pennington's computer, Chad Pennington is always in control. My new favorite color is Chad Pennington. Chad Pennington is "the best a man can get." Chad Pennington once completed a pass to Ted Ginn Jr., by email. When people sneeze in Miami, others say "Chad bless you." If you google "CP10 throws a incompletion," you will generate zero results - it just doesn't happen. If at first you don't succeed, your not Chad Pennington. 70% of the human body is water, 100% of Chad Pennington is awesomeness. Chad Pennington doesn't save anything on Microsoft Word, everything he touches is already complete. There are two kinds of people in this world, people that suck, and Chad Pennington. Chad Pennington does not own a house in Miami, he walks into random houses and people move. There is no such thing as a lesbian, just women whom have never met Chad Pennington. Yeah, he's that awesome. CP10 makes me giggle like a school girl again.
Joey Porter backs up his smack. The game isn't over until Joey sacks your quarterback, kisses your girlfriend, uses your toothbrush as a nut scratcher, and then lets you know all about it at the top of his lungs. The act of tackling a quarterback behind the line of scrimmage is commonly known as a "sack." Joey just refers to this as "the end of the game." Somewhere in Kansas City, Tyler Thigpen is looking at an 8x10 photo of Joey Porter, and crying. The ref Sunday faked a broken nose just to beat traffic, because he already knew how this game would end. The kid in "The Sixth Sense" didn't see dead people, he saw the quarterbacks on the Dolphins schedule this year. Joey Porter is such a man, he beats you in testicle count, 3-2.
Apparently someone named Joey Haynos won the Snickers "Play a game on the Dolphins" fantasy contest. Honestly, did you know he was on the team? I read about the Dolphins everyday. If I replaced my love for the Phins, with the same obsession for Paula Abdul, I would be in jail. Somehow though, this dude slipped through the cracks. So I hear he is 6'7''. So I hear he has great hands. So I hear he is a sponge in practice. So I say, where the hell does Parcells find these guys? What was this guy - a backup center for the Miami Heat D-League team and Parcells spotted his tall ass? Simply amazing. Now find me 52 other 6'7'' players, and we will field a team of Sasquatch's. By the way Mr. Haynos, we already have a Joey, your name is now Steve. Deal with it rookie.
Thanks to that guy who ran on the field yelling "were streaking!!" That dude gave the defense a breather, and basically gave us a timeout. Listen - if I gotta do this same thing in the playoffs, I will. I will run on the field naked screaming "Go! Get some gatorade Joey! I'll stall them!" Im thinking about going to Kansas City this week, just incase it snows and I need to run on the field and slide my bare ass on the turf DC$ needs to kick from. I'll take a snow induced anus strawberry for the team - I will. I just realized being naked changes nothing in this scenario. I guess I just added it because just the thought of being naked so close to CP10 turns me wicked on. Don't judge me. Nobody holds me close like CP10 in the cold. He COMPLETES me. Get it? Completes me? Ahhh moving on. Shut up, I'm so not gay.
"I Vernon Davis, am the greatest blocker of all-time! I block men using only my abs.I almost cryed when Joey got that sack, because It hurts my feelings when people don't block right. He who requests to see the quarterback, must first defeat my abs in a game of rock, paper, scissors. Footballs magically appear in my hand, almost once a game. Yeah, Vernon Davis only gets 30 yards recieving, but thats 30 yards Vernon Davis doesn't have to block anymore. He who drafts me (lightning strike) will for all eternity be set at tight end, unless you have a big white guy thats better than me...then I'll split time. I fear no Joey Porter, I only dropped that pass because Vernon Davis's hands can't be bothered catching footballs. Vernon Davis was born to block. My dreads alone, hold the cure to cancer inside. My urine cures blindness. Remember this to all that will listen,Vernon Davis and his abs, are the greatest blocking tandem of all-time."
Not using Ronnie Brown is like not watching a porno you rented from On-Demand. Dude, what the hell are you doing?! If I have to dig a hole and pop up under CP10's legs (eww, I just got goosebumps...yummy!) to steal the ball and give it to him myself, I will. Ronnie Brown gets less touches than a blind guy in a game of tag. This is getting out of hand. You came with the prettiest girl in the club, dance with her you dumbass! Don't just use her when the night is about to end, and you need a ride home. Give him the ball, Henning, or damn it, I'm not rubbing your old feet after the game anymore. PTR means "Pound the rock", not "Plentifull Tightend Routes."
We get it, Brett Favre, you want us to think your really happy. Anything good happens and you try to recreate your famous Super Bowl skipping and jumping act. You have the "I can't believe this! This is the greatest feeling ever!" fake look in your eyes, as you hop around looking for anyone that will act with you. We get it. Maybe if you didn't throw 2 second half picks every game you wouldnt be so surprised when your team actually won. Stop with the act, we all know you wish you were still in Green Bay. You're sad, dude - give the jumping and skipping a rest. If you skip like that past me I will forearm shiver your ass into next week. Your "I just got an Xbox 360 for Christmas" like happiness just comes off lame and manufactured. You're a serious douche. By the way, how bout a razor? When your beard grows in the color of snow, time to shave that shit. You look like a homeless man's mugshot. God I wanna trip you into traffic.
Random rapid fire in closing:
So Trent Dilfer, it's a good thing you make your lead-pipe lock predictions on a dry erase board, isn't it, you toolbag? I hate you Buffalo. I really really hate you. Tony Romo, Jason Witten, and Terrell Ownes having a "3 way bitchfest" reminds me of 2 high school girls fighting over who the popular girls "bff" is. I think all three of them should get drunk together, have makeup sex, and put this behind them (literally!). Chiefs next? 9 sacks all season, 3 last week to get to that 9. 5 of those against the Chargers this season. What I am trying to say is CP10 will have all day. Game, set, and match right there. CP10 with time to throw is like a fat girl in a closed mall candy store all night. I'm not sure how, but that sounded right. WOOOHOOOOOO Phins fans!!! 9-5! Eat it, Armando, eat it.
“No matter how much you've won, no matter how many games, no matter how many championships, no matter how many Super Bowls, you're not winning now, so you stink.”
--Bill Parcells
Now is not the time to hold each other and weep about what a super story this is. Finish. Beat the Chiefs. Beat the Jets. Take what is rightfully yours, Miami. Past Phins teams wanted big games handed to them it seemed - this team takes it and makes it theirs. Mission 2W is in full effect.
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LOL good stuff Rzayo!
The first para-chad was chadlarious! A great title for the first para-chad would be “A Penni-ngton For Your Thoughts” Some of it was kinda creepy, but the lol’s outweighed the creepys by a 9-5 margin.
The rest is just a good, solid, funny read. You may want to rethink the sliding across Arrowheads turf right now….your ass would stick like a wet tounge on a cold flagpole, and you’d have to find a new way to keep your pants up, or find a prosthetic butt cheek. Maybe one of Chads shoulder pads would work……….I’m sure he’d “bum” you one. : )
Good Stuff!
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 2:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
lol thanks Husk....once again.....writing is easy when we win...Matty will be the 1st to tell you that
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 4:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
bing bing
Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.
by finsxfactor on Dec 15, 2008 4:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow!
I knew this was going to be a special edition when I read those first two paragraphs. And I wasn’t let down.
Bravo! Bravo!
by Matty I on Dec 15, 2008 2:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
wow a "Bravo Bravo" from Matty
im speechless……im a lil teary eyed to be honest with you
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 4:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i didnt get a bravo bravo...on my totally awesome post.
Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.
by finsxfactor on Dec 15, 2008 4:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
thats because it was fake...we all emailed matty and told him to just front page u cuz we were sick of ur bitchin, lol
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LOLOL
RZ the Dream Crusher…
and Matty said Bravo, aka “write another one, I’m taking the week off.”
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 6:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
its true
Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges
by DolfinPhan on Dec 15, 2008 7:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Great Stuff Rz
It’s always such a pleasure to read your stuff, because sometimes it really shows how much less stress full this season is in comparassin to last.
by Rytackle on Dec 15, 2008 2:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
yeah...and i like to get into the lighter side of sports
cuz win lose or draw its all about enjoying yourself….ehhh im a liar..winning is everything.
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 4:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hilarious
gave me a good laugh break from work.
by smirish on Dec 15, 2008 2:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I'll second that plus add
I was having one of those f’d up Mondays, everything is breaking, things don’t work, its colder than a mother-in-law after you forgot her Mothers Day card, and overall, just having a crappy day. This put a smile on my face, and changed my ’tude some……..Thanks RZ!
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 3:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
nat a prob Husk.....thanks for reading smirish....ironically i write these at work normally...hiding it and minimizing it when the boss "aka mom" walks by
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 4:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
caught ya
Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.
by finsxfactor on Dec 15, 2008 4:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
dude ur hella gay..lol
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol
“hiding it and minimizing it when the boss "aka mom” walks by" Sounds like your high school years watching scrambled porno with no lock on your bedroom door. : )
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
yea....minus the slippery naughty feeling
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 4:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
dirty..........dirty...........dirty boy
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 4:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
really nothing has changed other than i switched from scrambled porn to CP10 highlight films set to Slow Jams
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
dude.........thats just not right
CP means “coin purse” to you doesn’t it? We need to get you back to manhood…..here ya go, hope this helps…….
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 4:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
why have
Penniweenie when you can have Stergerburger?
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 4:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"You found that word today......and that word is Boobie."
'kay?
by rococo davenport on Dec 15, 2008 4:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 6:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
holy geez i wanna suck em
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 4:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
IM BACK!
than ks Husker…i needed some Sterger….now i cant get up from my desk though…thanks
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
just watch out for the boss.........
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 5:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i want to motorboat them
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 5:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
they make me "lactose tollerant"
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 5:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
haha
lol, took me a couple rereads to get that, kept reading it as “intollerant”
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 6:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If she wears a coat
nobody would recognize her..
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 6:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
haha
it would have to be a pretty big coat
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 7:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
fuggin hilarious. The Porter paragraph was GREAT. I could totally see you running onto the field and telling Peezy that he can get a drink while you zig and zag through security. Could you imagine his press conference after? You’d definitely get a shout-out. I think you should do it. Seriously. Go for it bro.
Nice dig at Davis too. “Footballs magically appear in my hands, almost once a game.” Soo funny. This is my favorite column on the site lol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 3:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
whoa whoa whoaaaaaaaaaaa
Matty I owes my favorite articles ranked 1-25…ur 26, 27…“not trying to sound gay” post 28…..im like in the 70’s somewhere.
NEVER DISRESPECT MATTHEW GOD. LOL
thanks for reading man….ur great reads set the bar for blogger post’s
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
thanks buddy..
lets not get all man-gay in here though.. tell me how much my post sucks and how I smell like fart.. just to get the vibe right again lol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
dude ur posts.....i cant do it...i love them too much
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
CMON!!!
Tell me my balls were small or something.. Man-relationships are built on insults lol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
you’re a genius my friend. great stuff. loved the chad and joey paragraphs. “he walks into random houses and people move” LMAO……and you should definitely run onto the field. that would be epic, and possibly the funniest thing to ever occur during a sporting event.
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 3:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
lol he does! i was pissed...but its chad...so i packed my shit
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hahahaha
I just really want to see what Porter would say if you ran onto the field and told him to take a break while you occupy the field for a minute..
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol dude i bet in that situation im barry sanders like...cuz i dont wanna go to jail....id break police ankles
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
true
I’ve always wanted to do it just to see how long I would last.. I’d wear cleats and just start breaking dudes left and right. Making the Chris Berman WHOOP noise, pulling a Bill-Murray-in-Space-Jam “I’m going this way I’m going this way” move.. Then get clotheslined and pummelled at midfield..
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol bill murray
yea cleats would be kinda creepy….i mean if u plan to do something like that ur eff’d in the head….usually i think these dudes are just that drunk and think its funny.
imagine how drunk u have to be to actually go through with that shit!! wowzers
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
or just Jackass-batshit-crazy
and enjoy getting plastered by hulking guys carrying beatsticks
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
good article bud! got a good laugh from it here at work..
and I agree with all your points..
and the ending.. let’s just take what’s ours….get our last 2 wins and get this thing going.. Mission 2W, LET"S GO!
by dolphinsfan4life on Dec 15, 2008 3:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
2W!!! BITCHES!!!!
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
Definitely a laugh-out-loud column. The Ronnie Brown paragraph was priceless! This is why I set my homepage to this site.
by Saxonthebeach on Dec 15, 2008 4:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
FYI
the “70% of the human body is made up of water….” joke is a chuck norris fact…but instead of awesomeness….his says “70% of Chuck Norris is made up of dick.”..lol…i knew that wasnt gonna make the cut for Matty….
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 4:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Chad Pennington doesn't sleep.
He waits.
'kay?
by rococo davenport on Dec 15, 2008 4:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, whoever comes up with the Chuck Norris jokes needs a Pulitzer.
'kay?
by rococo davenport on Dec 15, 2008 5:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol..everyone does...u can submit them to
lol
some of these are old..even before chuck norris….just funny old sayings…i twisted them for football
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed with rococo
the Chuck jokes are quite possibly the funniest things I’ve ever read in my life…
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i think i have read every single one of them lol
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i think i have read every single one of them lol
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This is far and away your greatest post.
Mad funny, my dude…….
Kudos.
'kay?
by rococo davenport on Dec 15, 2008 4:56 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
thank you
man.,….i need to lower the bar…so every week i look better….i need players to do stupid things so i have more material!! quick….Brett Favre…have sex with a cat or something
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
They don't have to do it
you can just say they did it.. kinda like how Ed Werder apparently does it.. lol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol yes....that guys is a dbag..but i doubt he made it all up...convient that the players didnt want their names out though
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Chad Pennington divided by zero is always 1....
1 serious effin badass
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
you're crazy dude
LOL
The Jayfiss Report ...one fan's rants
by NumberSeven on Dec 15, 2008 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
steve ha ha
6’7" wtf we should just call him super freak
by 604finsfan on Dec 15, 2008 5:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
i actually heard he was 6'8'' toay on the radio..wtf?! he is growing?
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
daamn heat could use him...we are getting killed at the center spot....dude could rebound better than Mark "effin" Blount im sure of it
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
6'8??
Call him Sasquatch NAYYYYGGGOOOORRR
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol i was way off!! Haynos..lol
where the hell did i get naygor from? god im racist
is haynos mexican? if we have 2 mexi melts on this team that has to be a first..this isnt baseball
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hahahah
no idea.. But we will call him Sasquatch from here on out.. So now our 2 TE’s that caught TD’s yesterday are nicknamed Flying Squirrel (Martin) and Sasquatch (Haynos)
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol i missed the flying squirrell shit...how did that come about? i love it!!
Flying squirrell….Sasquatch….Fasano is what animal?
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Fasano is a
Water Buffalo.. he kinda looks like Fred Flintstone..
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
HAHA
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen his first starring role ever?
It’s a movie called ‘Breaker, Breaker’. Ridiculously classic.
He plays a trucker who knows karate. Already awesome.
'kay?
by rococo davenport on Dec 15, 2008 5:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
a trucker that knows karate? wtf? thats effin classic.
ill check it out
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Lone Wolf McQuade........
terrible terrible terrible movie. One thing I remember about it was….everyone gets killed, but he doesn’t shed a tear until someone takes out his dog. Thats an hour and a half of my life, I’ll never get back…………
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahaha
ohhh thats great
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm DYING to see that one.
Chuck and David Carradine on the same screen?
Televisions might melt.
'kay?
by rococo davenport on Dec 15, 2008 5:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075783/
You will not be disappointed.
I’d give you specific notes to watch out for, but I don’t want to take away from the experience.
'kay?
by rococo davenport on Dec 15, 2008 5:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hey if u put a link in the header it doesnt work...fyi
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
geeeeeee
theres some great talent there that the Academy looked past………….
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 5:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
haha 1st comment on movie "Worst movie ever"
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
I saw that, too.
It’s probably Chuck. He lurks, waits then gauges your reaction that decides your fate.
'kay?
by rococo davenport on Dec 15, 2008 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Great read!!
"You are the people you hang out with"
by buckeyebill on Dec 15, 2008 5:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
thank you....i do it for buckeyebill...i do it for him....
OSU fan?
born in the OSU hospital my friend
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
lol..k im done now...there are like a million of them
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Now what am I going to do
Tomorrow? I look forward to your post for my Tuesday read………Oh well good stuff as usual, You changed dudes name to steve LMFAO…….that ode to Chad was too good (if only he knew he would probably have you arrested or at least slap a restraining order on you.) Thanks for the laughs
by jvw on Dec 15, 2008 5:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Normally its a late Monday night release...
but today at work i was bored…..and hungover…so i needed to kill time. i also have finals this week…so time is very rare.
read it again tomorrow!!!!!!
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 5:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
good luck this week my man
make us proud and ace some test ok?
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 5:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
thanks coach Husker!!!
1 more left on Wed..stupid speech class! redic they make us take this crap when ill never use it…..3 speeches in 1 day….nuts
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 6:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ugggh.......I'd hate that
Just think you’re talking to us like you’re typing your ITM article ok? You’ll be perky and proud like Sterger’s rack………guaran damn teee it!
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
mmmmm Sterger rack...id lie on my stomach just looking at them for hrs
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 6:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
or, man this goes against my soul, but if it gets you a good grade
I tried the Stergerburger thing……..but if it helps you feel more comfy while giving the speech………just picture everyone in the room as Chad, wearing only his underwear. God, I need a shower just for the suggestion………..takin’ one for my teammate here…….. Irish Spring……..cleanse me!!!
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 6:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
holy geez man ur gay! lol jk
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 6:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I just read it again and I
must say that Joey Porter smack is good shit…….“then uses your toothbrush as a ball scratcher and then lets you know about it at the top of his lungs” that shit is classic…….
by jvw on Dec 15, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
haha thank you my fellow aqua and orange soldier
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
awesome post
I laughed so hard here at work. great stuff.
Eric Mangina wears Chad Pennington pajamas.
by shula13 on Dec 15, 2008 6:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
lol...Mangina is a VERY underused word. i love it
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 6:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
we should definitely use it more
wait till Jets week, I will slip it into every post
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol i like renaming the vag a Vernon Davis...that gooo worthy stuff
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol
except his initials are VD, which is not a quality for a vag lol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and you would know first hand lol
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ewwwww
lolol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL can you picture me....
popping out of the ground like a groundhog and slapping cp10’s hands away from the ball…then tossing it to ronnie and pulling the grass back over my head? then i pop up later to make a game saving tackle on a kickoff return
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 6:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
RZ, this is your absolute best so far. You had me at Chad ! LOL !
Stand back and give this man a cigar. I loved the entire read. After reading
that I wanted to let out one of those Howard Dean yell’s …..
Keep it up you crazy bastard ! Go Fins !!!!
Jimbo
by Dolphinator on Dec 15, 2008 6:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
thanks man....ur one of my finest readers....YOU keep it up
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 6:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Kudos
Just wanted to say that your articles are absolutely hilarious, I love reading them every week. Keep up the great work!
Check out my Dolphins site for news and analysis: http://www.phinaticism.blogspot.com
by PhinPhan in MA on Dec 15, 2008 6:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Thank you....dont be afraid to post...i love feedback
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
feedback...
sounds like something gross you would do for Chad…
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i believe ur referring to the reach around.....
what chad and i do behind closed doors in our personal life is not this blogs concern…we are..uhh studying film
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
omg that's so gay
lolol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Joey Porter has 3 nuts
Im just saying people
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
3?
that’s it? I had him pegged for about 63..
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
DAVID MARTIN!!
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
literally
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I was that Squirrel
just for one day.. I would sneak up on finsx and scare the SHIT outta him..
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You really wanna laugh?
go to youtube and search for dramatic squirrel and watch all the remixes.. had me rolling the other day…
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ahahah yes i seen it
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahha (also literally)
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I just posted that picture for no reason, then decided David Martin should have that nickname
it was Saturday Night, and I was going crazy, and the only one here for me to talk to was rococo, so you know it got off topic in a hurry lol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We had fun babbling that night (day for me)
And, the squirrel was perfect!
"The dolphin is one of the fastest and smartest creatures of the sea. Dolphins can attack and kill a shark or whale. Sailors say bad luck will come to anyone who harms one of them." - Joe Robbie, Oct 8, 1965 upon announcing the name of the new AFL Miami football team.
****Keeper of the Phinsider Comment Goo-ing Plasma Cannon****
by Mosul_DolFan on Dec 16, 2008 7:25 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Good to see the squirrel
Make its appearance.
"The dolphin is one of the fastest and smartest creatures of the sea. Dolphins can attack and kill a shark or whale. Sailors say bad luck will come to anyone who harms one of them." - Joe Robbie, Oct 8, 1965 upon announcing the name of the new AFL Miami football team.
****Keeper of the Phinsider Comment Goo-ing Plasma Cannon****
by Mosul_DolFan on Dec 16, 2008 7:24 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
that's awesome!
Slightly off topic, I remembered this from preseason…
Palm Beach Post article from June 27th…Ricky Williams predicts a much better season than 1-15 for the Dolphins this year and says the team will win “at least nine games.”
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/dolphins/content/sports/epaper/2008/06/27/0627bohls.html
by phranchise on Dec 15, 2008 7:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I remember that
I laughed at him, saying he was high…
Guess I was the idiot huh?
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
remember
ricky is at his best when he is high, i would never go against him when he is high
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 7:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It gives him superpowers
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
MNF Live Thread?
are we doing this? Is this happening?
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 7:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I'm up for it
Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges
by DolfinPhan on Dec 15, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I cried
from laughter reading this.
There are writers, then their is Rzayo. Well done, the best so far!
Winner of All Movie Quote Challenges
by DolfinPhan on Dec 15, 2008 7:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
lol wow dude thanks.....i wish i was a good writer of papers.ughhhhhhh finals week!!!
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
felt like we needed another one of these
i’m sure you guys won’t mind
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 7:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
me likey.......
her belly button ring is an exclamation point……..
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 7:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
MHTD
is making a late push for that Babe of the Year award.. Nearly everytime he comments it’s a beautiful woman.. needless to say he’s one of my favorites here lol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 8:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
damn you got me man….i’m just trying to help some of you older guys wear off the rust
thanks for the compliment btw
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
btw
your signature.. should be my life story lol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
that pretty much
is my life story, i swear it seems like every morning i wake up and have the same exact convo with my friends
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
just a really not PG-13 thought.........
you could lay your “manhood” on her lower ab pointing north, and it would look like he had a really good idea…..
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 8:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHA
He would also quickly outgrow the idea though..
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL nice..........
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"Chad Bless You" ... no such thing as a lesbian...
omfg that was serious comedy… whole thing was a fantastic read, and after all that, i was going thru the thread and found ‘helli-gay’ LMFAO ok dude someone call Ron White, he needs a new writer and Rz needs employment haha great job man : )
"I'm not near as deep and complicated as people think" ~Mike Tyson~
by Krab on Dec 15, 2008 7:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
dude somneone get me a job....im a poor college student...i can use the cash!!!
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
damn
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 7:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
tell me about it!
I am (was) a huge JT fan but when this happened… I just knew something was wrong…and that he was probably done in Miami… I hope he enjoyed it…and I gotta say..I’m glad Washington has choked and that the team he went to has struggled and won’t make the playoffs!!
by dolphinsfan4life on Dec 15, 2008 7:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
sign up that skank to coach the cheerleaders
im talking about JT…hahahahahhahahahahahahah aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahahahaha
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahaha
he would make them #1
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 7:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ahh that made me laugh
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
m'God.....she looks tuff in those Dolphin colors.
you could open an beer bottle with her belly button with chisled abs like that. Jason……I love ya, and will cheer like hell when you get put into the Ring Of Honor, but you kinda look like a gay cast off from one of the Mad Max movies……..
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 7:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
CLASSIC! that's all I can say about the Chad loving in the article!
like Husker said… a bit creepy but great praise for our true leader… i still can’t believe all of this is happening and what this one person has done to change this team.. he’s awesome! EXACTLY what this team…this offense..this coach, these fans needed! a smart, discipline, very accurate quarterback! who cares if he doesn’t have 30 TD’s.. I would like it…but what he’s doing in almost every other category, tangible and intangible is INCREDIBLE!
THANK YOU JETS!! and your move for Mr. faRVe ….if it wasn’t for that then we wouldn’t be where we are today and that’s almost hard to say and hard to accept… but it is FACT… not matter how good Parcells is and Sparano is and what the rest of this team was able to do…if not for Pennington, then we would be another bottom feeder this year… a better one then last year…for sure!! but we would be NO WHERE near where we are now…i’m sorry but it’s true!
Thanks Chad.. we love you here buddy!
by dolphinsfan4life on Dec 15, 2008 7:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
good words.....you speak the truth buddy....thank you for reading
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT A SEASON SO FAR!
Love the enthusiasm here guys…
by phranchise on Dec 15, 2008 7:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
you should
join in on the fun
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 7:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah man.....skip along gigling with us
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
yea, its a blast
just i would stay away from RZ’s right hand
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 7:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
every year I believe
but I believed again this year and it’s been a crazy ride
by phranchise on Dec 15, 2008 7:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
appreciate it bud
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 7:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
you do mean "chad bless us" i forgive u
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
if Chad is God, then Joey Porter is the Holy Ghost
by phranchise on Dec 15, 2008 7:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
lol i like how u post 1 sentence at a time...makes it look like more ppl actually read this junk lol
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Where is my boy Mosul????
how dare he let defending our country get in the way of ITM?
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA
that’s classic… I hope he’s busy painting “The Big Pennington” on his Howitzer and firing it in to the air..
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry....
Please forgive me. I was busy…
I’m trying to catch up now.
"The dolphin is one of the fastest and smartest creatures of the sea. Dolphins can attack and kill a shark or whale. Sailors say bad luck will come to anyone who harms one of them." - Joe Robbie, Oct 8, 1965 upon announcing the name of the new AFL Miami football team.
****Keeper of the Phinsider Comment Goo-ing Plasma Cannon****
by Mosul_DolFan on Dec 16, 2008 7:36 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
yes i agree
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
completely
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
.
.
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 7:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
that shit was hilarious
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 7:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I am
As I was coming back today, there were about 1000 people hanging out on the streets in the middle of the city. We were on the look out for shoes
"The dolphin is one of the fastest and smartest creatures of the sea. Dolphins can attack and kill a shark or whale. Sailors say bad luck will come to anyone who harms one of them." - Joe Robbie, Oct 8, 1965 upon announcing the name of the new AFL Miami football team.
****Keeper of the Phinsider Comment Goo-ing Plasma Cannon****
by Mosul_DolFan on Dec 16, 2008 7:37 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 16, 2008 1:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
too bad his mind isnt as fast
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
imagine if he bought the Dolphins instead of the Rangers
by phranchise on Dec 15, 2008 8:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
hey!
i will not tolerate that kinda language
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 8:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We would have the funniest press conferences ever..
And Armando wouldn’t have missed him with the shoe..
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ew ew ew i wanna play nicky!! here it goes........
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 8:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
hey,
stop stealing my job lol……but damn, good pic
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 8:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
shes naughty
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
she's airbrushed
a chop shop in the worst neighborhoods of any major city would love to have those skills
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
shes still naughty
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I JUST HAVE TO POST THIS STAT!
Browsing sites for NFL/Dolphins news and on ESPN, came across this and I wasn’t even aware.. way to go guys!
*
The Dolphins are the only team among the three AFC East leaders not to have been defeated by a team with a losing record. Their worst loss is to the Texans, who are 7-7.
*
That’s awesome!
by dolphinsfan4life on Dec 15, 2008 8:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
that is cool.......thanks man!
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 8:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
AND ADD THIS TO IT! (also from ESPN..)
But the Elias Sports Bureau uncovered another bit of information that’s even more amazing.
The Dolphins have not committed multiple turnovers in any game this year and are working on a streak of 17 straight games with no more than one turnover.
No, the startling part isn’t that quarterbacks Cleo Lemon and John Beck played some of those games.
What’s most remarkable is that 17 games are the NFL record by a mile.
The team that came closest to stringing together that many games without multiple giveaways? The Indianapolis Colts, who went 11 straight games in 2006 and 2007.
by dolphinsfan4life on Dec 15, 2008 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
we OWN THIS RECORD by "A MILE"...
WOW! Way to go boyz!
by dolphinsfan4life on Dec 15, 2008 8:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
nice..
This is truly a historical season
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ooooo
i likey, thanks for that tidbit
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and more about our D's 3 game stretch of NO TD's! another WOW!
The Dolphins became the NFL’s first team to not allow a touchdown in three consecutive games since 2000, when the Pittsburgh Steelers lasted five straight games and the Tennessee Titans held firm for three in a row.
Since the Patriots punched it in on their final drive, the St. Louis Rams, Buffalo Bills and 49ers have failed to cross the goal line on 29 consecutive possessions. No defensive or special-teams TDs either.
A breakdown of how each drive has ended during Miami’s stingy stretch:
13 punts
8 field goals
4 interceptions
2 turned over on downs
1 fumble
1 halftime
by dolphinsfan4life on Dec 15, 2008 8:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
in SMALL doses dolphinsfan!!! Its only Monday......and I'm getting pumped up already for SUNDAY!!!
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 15, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
random question
would i get the game on a cruise ship?
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
you better call the cruise line and find out
or you may have to switch to one that does lol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
yea,
but i think it a bit late to do that, if not i’ll have one of my friends (wink wink) record it for me and i’ll watch it when i get off and of course i’ll check the the live thread at some point if i can’t watch it
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
that would be the ultimate in fandom
on a cruise, in the middle of the day, while hunnies are running around top-side, topless, and you’re in the room live blogging on a Dolphins site..
That’s dedication right there
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 8:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
they'll be right
next to me watchin the game, and most likely i will be too hungover at that time to get outta bed sooooo y not check in and see how you fellas are doing….but dont get your hopes up, this was just a hypothetical, that most likely wont happen
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
if u get internet,....u can get the game....(wink wink)
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
???
do tell
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
well..its illegal to talk about it in here...matty says the phins have actually contacted him....but a random google search leads to leads for the game live. every cruise i have ever been on has had satellite tv..they are used to that problem..ull be good
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
fyi "every cruise" = 2 cruises..lol
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
dude
why havent u told me about this earlier lol, i’m in AZ, i havent been able to get any dolphins games this yr, woulda been helpful, but w/e too late now, i’ll be home for the rest of the regular, and some of the postseason….which if we do have a home game i will have tix (i think)
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well i never have had to try it...but apparently its easy...in and out though...i just always hit a bar rather than stealing it on my comp lol
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 10:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
haha in and out
thats what she said……lol but here it too early to go to a bar when the phins games are on and plus i’m underage
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 10:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What are you guys talking about?
They never play Fins games here in Chicago
I listen on Sirius, unless its on TV God willing
Is there someway to see Dolphin games (I don’t have satelitte)
"By the way Mr. Haynos, we already have a Joey, your name is now Steve. Deal with it rookie."-Rzayo 24
by rangerjae on Dec 16, 2008 1:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
BTW I sounded angry
I was asking in a nice kind inquisitive way
Sorry
"By the way Mr. Haynos, we already have a Joey, your name is now Steve. Deal with it rookie."-Rzayo 24
by rangerjae on Dec 16, 2008 1:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol
give out emails here, Matty will get in trouble if this stuff is on his site.. It’s not exactly NFL sanctioned
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 16, 2008 1:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol..its cool
all i know is people in here exchange links…where the game is broadcast on the internet…ITS ILLEGAL!! but it happens….try a google search next game and i bet u find something….but ITS ILLEGAL!!!
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 16, 2008 1:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes we are law biding citizens
"By the way Mr. Haynos, we already have a Joey, your name is now Steve. Deal with it rookie."-Rzayo 24
by rangerjae on Dec 16, 2008 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
just support your local sports bar
should be easy
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 16, 2008 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Support
By drinking there
Or buying the joint and saving it from bankruptcy
"By the way Mr. Haynos, we already have a Joey, your name is now Steve. Deal with it rookie."-Rzayo 24
by rangerjae on Dec 16, 2008 1:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol
there’s another option I guess. You could make it your own Miami Dolphin HQ
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Dec 16, 2008 1:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
um
either you have satellite or know of a public place that has satellite that will show the game (a bar or restaurant for instance) or take the ILLEGAL route like RZ is talking bout and risk getting in trouble……
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 16, 2008 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude........
You ARE….funny! Funny, haha……….but probaly funny. I would love to hang with you some time at a game…………I’ll be back next year………
Hopefully extending our contract and staying in Clearwater til spring………next season dude. me ………you……….game!!!!!!!!!!!
49ers..................COME ON DOWN, YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON MISSION 3W !!!!
GRIFFIN
by Ohiofinfan4life on Dec 15, 2008 9:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
ur on....next yr i plan to hit the majority of them..this yr i was just broke and really busy
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Why do the Dolphins keep winning?
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 9:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
as asked by Mike Tirico
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 15, 2008 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
yes the lowercase "x" is hilarious
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 15, 2008 11:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Dec 15, 2008 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hilarious
RZ,
a little frisco/key west in there, but it is a classic and great post…
by Phintastic on Dec 16, 2008 7:16 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rzayo, you gave me another signature!!!!
Fuck Brett Favre
My brother became a Jets fan and now he says the one thing that me and the Dolphins have in common is we will be watching the playoffs from home.
I can’t wait until 12/28 in the Meadowlands, or Giants Stadium or whereever they play. Perhaps the jets can make their entrance on the expressway during rush hour, and their fans can follow them (Not my brother, but he follows the flavor of ESPN’s month)
GO DOLPHINS!!!! MISSION 2W!!!!!
The Miami Dolphins will come into the Rogers Center in April and take 2 of 3 from the Blue Jays"-Rzayo 24
by rangerjae on Dec 16, 2008 7:21 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
RZ
Great job man! Laughing the whole way through it. I love that you changed Haynos’ name to Steve and the told him to deal with it. That’s hilarious.
Dude, you make it hard to follow with a persepctives piece. I have no idea, again, what I am going to write.
"The dolphin is one of the fastest and smartest creatures of the sea. Dolphins can attack and kill a shark or whale. Sailors say bad luck will come to anyone who harms one of them." - Joe Robbie, Oct 8, 1965 upon announcing the name of the new AFL Miami football team.
****Keeper of the Phinsider Comment Goo-ing Plasma Cannon****
by Mosul_DolFan on Dec 16, 2008 7:56 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
lol...im sure youll find something that sparks ur inner blogger
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 16, 2008 8:42 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I hope so
Because otherwise I am just going to talk about how people get obsessed with sports celebrities and how that obsession leads them to dig holes in the field between the sports star’s legs. It’s rather a distubring tale…
"The dolphin is one of the fastest and smartest creatures of the sea. Dolphins can attack and kill a shark or whale. Sailors say bad luck will come to anyone who harms one of them." - Joe Robbie, Oct 8, 1965 upon announcing the name of the new AFL Miami football team.
****Keeper of the Phinsider Comment Goo-ing Plasma Cannon****
by Mosul_DolFan on Dec 16, 2008 9:28 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
YEA...THAT DUDE SOUNDS WEIRD
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 16, 2008 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought so....
So I think I may have to come up with something else.
"The dolphin is one of the fastest and smartest creatures of the sea. Dolphins can attack and kill a shark or whale. Sailors say bad luck will come to anyone who harms one of them." - Joe Robbie, Oct 8, 1965 upon announcing the name of the new AFL Miami football team.
****Keeper of the Phinsider Comment Goo-ing Plasma Cannon****
by Mosul_DolFan on Dec 16, 2008 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
CP10 is gonna place a restraining order on you
"How can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?"
-From the Unforgiven III off of Death Magnetic
by Patssuck456 on Dec 16, 2008 1:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
i dont care....id frame it
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 16, 2008 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Why do I see you actually doing that?
"The dolphin is one of the fastest and smartest creatures of the sea. Dolphins can attack and kill a shark or whale. Sailors say bad luck will come to anyone who harms one of them." - Joe Robbie, Oct 8, 1965 upon announcing the name of the new AFL Miami football team.
****Keeper of the Phinsider Comment Goo-ing Plasma Cannon****
by Mosul_DolFan on Dec 16, 2008 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't mind
I wouldn’t Chad putting a restraining order on me… At least he would know who I am. lol
"Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing." ~Vince Lombardi
by Isaiah15 on Dec 16, 2008 6:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
But
that would mean you cant go to games…………..
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 16, 2008 6:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
shit! good point.
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 16, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
or i would have to get bad tickets so i was really far away
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
by Rzayo24 on Dec 16, 2008 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
depends
on the distance you have to be away from him as stated on the restraining order……..
-I did what last night?
-no, i didnt!!!
-I DID?!?!
-SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Dec 16, 2008 7:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
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