Turkey's of the Year
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 26, 2008 8:31 PM EST
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PrintBlatantly stole this idea from PTI earlier today, so nobody has to point that out lol.
Since this is the beginning of the holiday season, I wanna take a look back at all the people who have made us laugh, made us angry, or made us just plain thankful that we aren't as stupid as them. Anybody is eligible, and I'm basically just here to get this topic started. I can't possibly get everyone, but here's just a sampling.
- Brett Favre - His retirement before the season was a joke. And dragging it out for 46 months was just annoying.
- Pacman Jones - He's a Human Suspension. Can't stay out of trouble, even with bodyguards surrounding him at all times. However, we did get this heartfelt apology to the bodyguard and the commissioner after his most recent suspension.
- Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson - Changing his name from Johnson to Ocho Cinco was hilarious. The Bengals being 1-8-1 is even more hilarious. Chad could win this award every year I swear.
- Kash Beachamp - Just one of many crazy ass baseball managers. He blew up during a game, forcing the umpire to smell his armpit (which is awesome). I'm just using him to cover for any and all coach blowups in baseball this year.
- Matt Light - Obvious choice here. Anybody who wants to relive the girliest punches ever, go right ahead. I can't help but laugh at his patheticness. I don't care if it's not a word, I like it.
- Mike Singletary - Wow. What a nut. He goes from doing commercials like this, to dropping his pants during halftime of an NFL game. Can't make a Turkey post without him.
- Brandon Marshall - Crybaby of the Year, maybe. After laying an egg and getting shut down by the Dolphins earlier this season, he had this to say regarding Joey Porter. Strong words from somebody who failed to show up for the actual game.
So that's my list. No, it's not complete. No, it's not comprehensive. But it probably made you laugh. Now, Phinsider's, go forth and find more Turkey's and make sure to post an accompanying photo or video for everyone to snicker at. And, Happy Turkey Day to everyone.
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"theres a tie in the NFL?" Gimmmeeee a breaaaak......know the rules QB!!
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
haha
good one!
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 26, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Mi Too Yung and gal pal Nyot Kwite Ripe celebrate as the Chinese take gold....YEA RIGHT!!
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
k.....I hit my quota for awhile.........
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 26, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
Mi Too Yung… that’s classic
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 26, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
forgot to add......Cheatin' Chinese!!! Year of the Turkey for you!
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 26, 2008 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
How bout ARZ basketball team the other day..
not once….but twice….intentionally fouled the other team when the score was tied…once with .8 on the clock….2 diffrent players. worst thing i have ever seen. guy tackles the guy taking the half court heave and he hit 1 of the free throws to win it. incredible.
GOODELL CASTRO?
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
Al Davis.............just for being Al Davis........Big Turkey, old stringy no good turkey
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
sorry guys.....its not even Thanksgiving yet......and I'm being a hog...... : )
but man, this is fun…..!
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 26, 2008 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
lol.....forgot to add......your links in your post are awesome, and shouldn't be ignored
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
Nicky
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 26, 2008 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
sigh....
Nicky is such a better blogger than me…front page maniac.
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
haha
just realized I was frontpaged.. didn’t even write this for the frontpage, just wanted to get some laughs before the Turkey puts me on my ass tomorrow.
Matty must have a crush on me lol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 26, 2008 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
FYI...Madden takes his teeth out first befoere ..SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXY TIMMMMMME
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
omg.......where is his right hand? Its FAVRE puppet!!!
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 26, 2008 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
That's hilarious
BTW ATTENTION EVERYONE!!
Next Wednesday, 10pm, is the Victoria’s Secret show. Should we live thread for that one? Or will it be too difficult to live thread with only one hand each.
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 26, 2008 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
like thats ever been a problem............I mean....coff coff cofff
Yea….sounds great!
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 26, 2008 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
ahhhh
had a buddy at the fountaibleau show….last week..if thats the same show…told me he hid a biner the entire time then made his girl “play heid clum” later,,,asshole
"This is one of the most competitive businesses there is . . . It's my life. It's my blood. It's how I'm measured."
---BILL PARCELLS
omfG LMAO hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
that may be the funniest thing i have ever seen!!!!
"I'm not near as deep and complicated as people think" ~Mike Tyson~
I told ya so....... : )
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
hey there
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 27, 2008 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
lets not ruin this one........
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 27, 2008 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
yea
this one can’t be destroyed lol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 27, 2008 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
I couldn't have that "joke" on display
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
like my Al Davis Nicky?
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
Yeah
looks exactly like him.. the owners meetings must be so awkward lol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 27, 2008 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
LOL
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 27, 2008 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
hey.........and yes I want some love......
in 45 minutes I turn the double quad
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 27, 2008 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
45 minutes?
so like 15 minutes ago my time?
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 27, 2008 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
yea.....if i was EST
I’m be 44 already……..man…….I never thought I’d be the same age as a cool handgun
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 27, 2008 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUSKERMAN!!
WHY IS THAT NOT IT’S OWN POST?!
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 27, 2008 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
thats real nice..........happy fuckin' birthday to you too
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 27, 2008 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
and there is it lol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 27, 2008 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
'cause I don't want it too be.....
just enjoy your day off……….lol Its not thanksgiving why you’re getting it……its cause its my b -day…….
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 27, 2008 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
well thanks
for being born, I love days off lol
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 27, 2008 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
it happens about once every 5 years
kinda like a Turkey leap year
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 27, 2008 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
sweet
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 27, 2008 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
thanks OntheGo
missed you on the first pass, sorry bout that
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 28, 2008 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 27, 2008 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
heheheheh reaaaaaaaaaallll cute......
Thanks man!
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 27, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Happy Birthday Husker-V!!!!
ya olde man you… got me by a yr and a half lol
"I'm not near as deep and complicated as people think" ~Mike Tyson~
after 40...
we’re just 40 ish anyway right? Thank you buddy!
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 27, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
i'd be......geeeesh......Rzayo's booze is affecting me
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
tanks.........me try hard master eng talk
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 27, 2008 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
anyway boys........I'm off to bed.......
dreams of triptiphan highs await me. You both have a great Thanksgiving! Thanks for the lol’s tonight as well…….
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
Enjoy your Bday tomorrow buddy!
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 27, 2008 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
thanks man
get that key lime recipe for me………seriously
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 27, 2008 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
NITE
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
by HuskerDolphin on Nov 27, 2008 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
yessir!
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 27, 2008 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
It's always down to us two Dolfinphan
weird.. but I think I’m going too.. gotta long day of helping cook tomorrow.. take care and enjoy the holiday buddy
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 27, 2008 12:24 AM EST reply actions
Who was the Detroit QB
who ran out of the back of his end zone, didn’t realize it, continued to roll out looking for a reciever, all the while being followed by a Tampa Bay defender who was pointing and laughing?
"That's never going to heal if you don't stop picking"
yep thats the one lol
"How can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?"
-From the Unforgiven III off of Death Magnetic
Good one!
find the video and post it up.. forgot about that one that was classic!
"I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think."
"I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change."
- Dan Marino aka Quarterback God
by Little Nicky 21 on Nov 27, 2008 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Oh.....you meant THAT safety.....I thought you meant....oh man, do I feel stupid.....
"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08
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