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What to say to Raven's fan

I was browsing around the virtual web and i found a few snippets

feel free to front page this

inspired by nicky primetime

A few random jokes (very old and over used)

 

Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the  
Super Bowl?  
A: The Baltimore Ravens

Q: How do you keep a Baltimore Raven out of your yard?  
A: Put up goal posts.  

 

Q: What do you call a Baltimore Raven with a Super Bowl ring?  
A: A thief.  

 

Q: What's the difference between the Baltimore Ravens & a dollar bill?  
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.  

Q: What do the Baltimore Ravens and possums have in common?  
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!  

Q: How many Baltimore Ravens does it take to win a Super Bowl?  
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.  

Q: What do the Baltimore Ravens and "2girls1cup" have in common?  
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"

Q: What's the hardest thing about being a Ravens Fan?
A: Telling your parents you're gay.

Q: How do you lose to a 0-14 team?

A: By being a Baltimore Raven

Just a few things to be aware about going into this game:

- Joe Flacco has the 3rd lowest QB rating in the nfl...only ahead of Tyler Thigpen and Hasselbeck --> has thrown 5td's and 2 games against mediocre at best defenses

-Flacco has a ratio of td's to ints --> 1/7

-Ravens are ranked 25th in the league in total offense --> 29th in passing

-Ravens have the 3rd worst turnover ratio --> -4

-Ravens are ranked 29th in total scoring --> only ahead of lions, chiefs, and rams

- Jim Mandich was trash talking --> "I hope Ravens will fail forward fast this week"

-Ravens starting RG was placed on IR this week

 

DOLPHINS WILL WIN

if joey porter wont guarantee a win than i will

 

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