I was browsing around the virtual web and i found a few snippets
feel free to front page this
inspired by nicky primetime
A few random jokes (very old and over used)
Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A: The Baltimore Ravens
Q: How do you keep a Baltimore Raven out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What do you call a Baltimore Raven with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What's the difference between the Baltimore Ravens & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Baltimore Ravens and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: How many Baltimore Ravens does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Baltimore Ravens and "2girls1cup" have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"
Q: What's the hardest thing about being a Ravens Fan?
A: Telling your parents you're gay.
Q: How do you lose to a 0-14 team?
A: By being a Baltimore Raven
Just a few things to be aware about going into this game:
- Joe Flacco has the 3rd lowest QB rating in the nfl...only ahead of Tyler Thigpen and Hasselbeck --> has thrown 5td's and 2 games against mediocre at best defenses
-Flacco has a ratio of td's to ints --> 1/7
-Ravens are ranked 25th in the league in total offense --> 29th in passing
-Ravens have the 3rd worst turnover ratio --> -4
-Ravens are ranked 29th in total scoring --> only ahead of lions, chiefs, and rams
- Jim Mandich was trash talking --> "I hope Ravens will fail forward fast this week"
-Ravens starting RG was placed on IR this week
DOLPHINS WILL WIN
if joey porter wont guarantee a win than i will