Mercury Morris Rap CD

Here's a dolfansites.com, which is a network of Miami Dolphin fan sites and blogs, exclusive.  Former Dolphin great Mercury Morris is releasing an upcoming CD and he wanted us Dolphin sites to have the first "scoop" on this project.  Earlier today, Doug from Phinatics.com got the chance to chat a bit with Morris, who gave us all the inside scoop on this project.  

To hear the interview of Mercury Morris, which features a clip of the song, follow this link.  To read the full lyrics, which are quite funny, click the "read more" link directly below.

Here are the lyrics to the song:

DON SHULA:
"I'M COACH DON SHULA AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE."

CHORUS
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES
TO GO AND WIN EVERY GAME
YOU GOT TO GO UNDEFEATED

AIN'T NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN

MERCURY MORRIS VERSE 1
PICTURE US LOSIN' TO ANOTHER TEAM WE PLAYED
WAY BACK IN THE DAY YOU SAID THE RECORD WAS MADE
WE POSTED UNDEFEATED STATS THAT NOBODY COULD MATCH
GOT PEOPLE LOOKIN' BACK AND SAYIN', "MAN, HOW'D THEY DO THAT?'

WELL THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE IF YOU BUSTERS JUST DO THE MATH
EVERYBODY GOT BEAT EACH TIME THEY STEPPED IN OUR PATH
YOU MIGHT SAY IT'S A FLUKE THE DOLPHINS WON EVERY GAME
SOMEBODY SHOW ME THE TEAM YOU SAY WHO'S RECORD'S THE SAME    
WHAT?

WHEN YOU FINALLY SEE THE LIGHT AND THE TRUTH IS A MUST
THERE'S NOT ANOTHER TEAM INSIDE THE PERFECT CIRCLE BUT US
SINCE WE RAN THE TABLE ON `EM IT AIN'T BEEN THE SAME
YOU WANNA GO UNDEFEATED YOU GOT WIN EVERY GAME

I KNOW YOU WONDER!

CHORUS
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO GO AND WIN EVERY GAME
YOU GOT TO GO UNDEFEATED

IT AIN'T NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

MERCURY MORRIS VERSE 2
I KNOW YOU WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LACE UP THE SHOES OF A
PLAYER STEPPIN' ON THE FIELD WITHOUT A THING TO LOSE
THE BUSTERS POSIN' UP THE VIEW ON ESPN, ASKIN' ME THAT STUPID QUESTION,
"YOU THINK THEY'LL DO IT AGAIN?"

ONCE AGAIN I'M HOLDIN' SCHOOL ABOUT THE THOUGHT OF DEFEAT
I GOT NO LOSSES ON MY TABLE SO YOU CAN'T TAKE MY SEAT
MY PERFECT HISTORY WILL TELL YOU THAT THE RECORD'S COMPLETE
STAND UP!  YOU BUSTER'S PLAYIN' IF YOU TASTED DEFEAT
EVERY YEAR THEY TRY TO BUST OUT TRYIN' TO CAPTURE THE CROWN
I BEEN TRYIN' TO TELL YOU BUSTERS, YOU CAN'T PLAY IN OUR TOWN
AND THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS STILL THE SAME
YOU WANNA GO UNDEFEATED YOU GOT TO WIN EVERY GAME

I KNOW YOU WONDER!

CHORUS
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO GO AND WIN EVERY GAME?
YOU GOT TO GO UNDEFEATED
OH, IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN!

HAVE YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO GO AND WIN EVERY GAME?
OH, YOU GOT TO GO UNDEFEATED
IT AIN'T NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN!

MERCURY MORRIS VERSE 3
SO YOU CHALLENGE MY RECORD WITH A COMPUTER SCHEME?
USIN" NFL FILMS TO MAKE A FIELD OF DREAMS?
SO ON PAPER WE LOST TO ANOTHER TEAM?
BUT THAT WAS FANTASTY FOOTBALL, NOT THE REAL THING

OUR PARKIN' SPOT IS IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY'S RECORD BOOK
IF YOUR MEMORY IS HAZY, GO BACK AND TAKE ANOTHER LOOK
AT THE STATS WE POSTED WHEN WE MADE THE CLIMB
TO THE TOP OF THE SPORTS WORLD, AND YOU CAN'T DENY
LOOK AT HOW MANY TIMES WE PUT UP THE CROWN
IT'S UP TO 35 YEARS AND WE'RE STILL AROUND
IT'S NOT A SECRET HOW WE DID IT, THE EQUATION'S THE SAME

YOU WANNA GO UNDEFEATED, YOU GOT TO WIN EVERY GAME

I KNOW YOU WONDER!

CHORUS
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO GO AND WIN EVERY GAME?
IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN!

HAVE YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO GO AND WIN EVERY GAME?
YOU GOT TO GO UNDEFEATED!
IT AIN'T NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN!

MERCURY MORRIS VERSE 4
NOW I'M INVITIN' ALL YOU BUSTERS TO A STATE OF PERFECTION
WHERE A LOSS IN A GAME IS AUTOMATIC REJECTION
YOU WANT TO COME DOWN AND JOIN US DOWN IN MIA?
JUST LIKE CHICAGO DID IN '85, THEY CAME TO PLAY
BUT THEY FORGOT THE JINX WAS ON WHEN THEY STEPPED OFF IN THE ROOM
THAT'S WHEN DANNY DUMPED UP ON `EM IN THE TEMPLE OF DOOM
SHULA PSYCHED `EM OUT TO PLAY LIKE IT WAS `72
SO THE PERFECT SEASON STAYED WITH THE PERFECT CREW

HOW COINCIDENTAL IS IT THAT THE BEARS ONLY TEST
WOULD BE TO COME DOWN TO MIAMI TO GET THAT WEIGHT OFF THEIR CHEST?
YOU KNOW YOU THE PATH TO GOIN' UNDEFEATED IS ALWAYS THE SAME
YOU WANNA GO UNDEFEATED, YOU BETTER REMEMBER MY NAME!

I KNOW YOU WONDER!

CHORUS
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO GO AND WIN EVERY GAME?
IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN!

HAVE YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO GO AND WIN EVERY GAME?
YOU GOT TO GO UNDEFEATED!

MERCURY MORRIS VERSE 5
NOW LET ME END THIS CONVERSATION WITH SOME FRIENDLY ADVICE
SOME THINGS THAT HAPPEN ONCE IN A LIFE, THEY WON'T HAPPEN TWICE
SO DON'T TRY TO RUN THE TABLE; CAUSE BY YOU, THAT CAN'T BE DONE
YOU SEE, THE 16 STRAIGHT IN '72, WAS JUST TO PLAY IN ONE

HM-HM (CHUCKLE OF IRONY)
ANY GIVEN SUNDAY, PLAYER, EXCEPT IN `72

CHORUS
IT AIN'T NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN

MERCURY MORRIS VERSE 6
NOW GO ON ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS

COACH, FLIP THAT BAD BOY OVER SO THEY CAN GRADUATE